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the game of soggy biscuit which has nothing to do with the following
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circumstances that are about to occur. Now, tuffrr persuaded the beatniks to say
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, in Mugatu voices, "OH MY GOD, THAT BUNDY IS SOOOOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!"
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if only he didn't have that nasty looking booger hangin' from his nose.
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Suddenly, Fremen jumped up and licked the booger right out of bundys nostril
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while singing 'God Save the Queen'. Bundy thought it odd, that a Texan
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would wish to save that rich old bitch, but then he realised that
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the Queen in the song actually referred to Bundy himself! If only the
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tongue were swirling around the royal jewels, thought bundy. I'd be the most
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sensual experience a queen could have. He shuddered with excitement as he watched
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Astroglide frolic on the lawn. Smiling, he then he loaded his rifle, aimed
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at his blue balls, and said a loner's prayer. Everyone from TFP immediately
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started mourning the passing of those sacred Blue Balls. Munky declared that this
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thread was headed south, so he devised a plan to ressurect Cujo and
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to set him loose on all the rookies... However, his plan was foiled
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by that bastard paddyjoe.He can bugger-fuck even the easiest of challenges.
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This one time, at booze camp, PJ managed to stick his pint glass
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like a pig -on Bundy's orders. Everybody danced. The music that played was
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strangely photogenic, what with it being music and all, but that didn't matter,
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and thus brought them to the end of a running sentence. Meanwhile, bundy
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was vomiting continually from an over-dose of diet sprite. "Damn, that stuff is
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shitty without any booze in it."Time to head for the booze camp
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" said Sally as she sprang up from under the table. "Ill bring the
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three stooges." Moe, Curly and everybody's favorite stooge: Iggy -all appeared from behind
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Astro's bright red door. Iggy pranced around naked, while Moe and Curly picked
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out their favourite alcohol. Soon, they were all running around like chickens with
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a healthy dose of mono. Iggy then burst out in song, "I'm just
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a fool for you bundy," he sang, while stripping off bundy's pink sleeper-jammies.
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Iggy then chewed off Bundy's little toe. Bundy was ecstatic and aroused. Snoogans
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picked the jam out of the discarded toenail, while bundy continually moaned, "OH
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HOW CAN IT BE WRONG WHEN IT FEELS SO RIGHT?" Iggy's tongue slashed
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violently around the edge of the gaping wound where bundy's toe used to
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wiggle. Meanwhile, through a tiny hole in the wall, flyman photographed Astrocloud and
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Munky exchanging wedding vows in front of a zombie minister. they had escaped
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the mad surgeon's chainsaw -but not for long. A loud buzzing saw ripped
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through the pain on astro's face,as he was clearly upset that munky
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was sucking on flyman's magic J-Bone. "Munky I thought you were quitting" said
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Astro. "I am but I need to be shit-faced to get through
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