the game of soggy biscuit which has nothing to do with the following

circumstances that are about to occur. Now, tuffrr persuaded the beatniks to say

, in Mugatu voices, "OH MY GOD, THAT BUNDY IS SOOOOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!"

if only he didn't have that nasty looking booger hangin' from his nose.

Suddenly, Fremen jumped up and licked the booger right out of bundys nostril

while singing 'God Save the Queen'. Bundy thought it odd, that a Texan

would wish to save that rich old bitch, but then he realised that

the Queen in the song actually referred to Bundy himself! If only the

tongue were swirling around the royal jewels, thought bundy. I'd be the most

sensual experience a queen could have. He shuddered with excitement as he watched

Astroglide frolic on the lawn. Smiling, he then he loaded his rifle, aimed

at his blue balls, and said a loner's prayer. Everyone from TFP immediately

started mourning the passing of those sacred Blue Balls. Munky declared that this

thread was headed south, so he devised a plan to ressurect Cujo and

to set him loose on all the rookies... However, his plan was foiled

by that bastard paddyjoe.He can bugger-fuck even the easiest of challenges.

This one time, at booze camp, PJ managed to stick his pint glass

Who're the counselors, you and flyman? :lol:


under the Guinness tap, and then empty the keg before anyone else could

LOL!!!!
we should all go into the camp business... "Round Up Time Kids... its time for your mid-morning shots of vodka..."



rub their genitals around the sexy, moist, keg. PJ then stumbled around squealing

like a pig -on Bundy's orders. Everybody danced. The music that played was

strangely photogenic, what with it being music and all, but that didn't matter,

and thus brought them to the end of a running sentence. Meanwhile, bundy

was vomiting continually from an over-dose of diet sprite. "Damn, that stuff is

shitty without any booze in it."Time to head for the booze camp

" said Sally as she sprang up from under the table. "Ill bring the

three stooges." Moe, Curly and everybody's favorite stooge: Iggy -all appeared from behind

Astro's bright red door. Iggy pranced around naked, while Moe and Curly picked

out their favourite alcohol. Soon, they were all running around like chickens with

a healthy dose of mono. Iggy then burst out in song, "I'm just

a fool for you bundy," he sang, while stripping off bundy's pink sleeper-jammies.

Iggy then chewed off Bundy's little toe. Bundy was ecstatic and aroused. Snoogans

picked the jam out of the discarded toenail, while bundy continually moaned, "OH

HOW CAN IT BE WRONG WHEN IT FEELS SO RIGHT?" Iggy's tongue slashed

violently around the edge of the gaping wound where bundy's toe used to

wiggle. Meanwhile, through a tiny hole in the wall, flyman photographed Astrocloud and

Munky exchanging wedding vows in front of a zombie minister. they had escaped

the mad surgeon's chainsaw -but not for long. A loud buzzing saw ripped

through the pain on astro's face,as he was clearly upset that munky

was sucking on flyman's magic J-Bone. "Munky I thought you were quitting" said

Astro. "I am but I need to be shit-faced to get through