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whatever the hell he could get. In truth, zombie sex with skanky pros |
who partied with the milquetoast that they used to pick up; was the
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best thing that could have happened to paddyjoe.
Now that pj was alive, |
he could again frolic naked through the meadows with his new zombie friends,
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unhampered by self-consciousness that their zombie genitalia was engorged and flopping around
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between their legs like a kite on a windy day in july.While
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back at the village, a horde of angry towns people awaited the arrival
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of the dominator 3000, the most efficient zombie killing machine ever devised. Paddyjoe.......
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wanted to speak out against it's UN banned weapon status. However he thought
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about pickles, and slipped into a mental state that could only be called
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bumpy, green and tart. unable to chair a UN meeting in this state,
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He drank a cup of fresh squeezed Zombie Jism and drifted off into
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the roilet to promptly barf."This stuff tastes like shit",he said to
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the disembodied head floating in the bowl. "So?" the head replied, "purple monkeys
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have jism so tasty, it's been banned as an illicit drug." PaddyJoe flushed
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bright white instead of red, 'cause he was dead, eh.
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of the Sleeper Jammie Corp, Uncle Phil was undergoing toe-nail surgery, Conclamo was
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mowing the lawn, whistling the theme from "Doctor Who" and trying to keep
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his balls from getting caught in the mower. His balls sag badly and
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are the colour of blue.Poor son of a bitch can't even keep
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the neighborhood vixen from showing up; interupting his chores "What do you want?"
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'I just want to kick your huge dangling nuts Conclamo' said the vixenwhore
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"Oh please, my balls are very swollen and blue; please don't do that."
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"But I must" said the vixenwhore, and did. Conclamo pissed on her shoes
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and shit in her cereal, which she was conveinently eating at the time
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while she ogled his swollen, pulsating member, that peeked out from the top
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of his blackwatch tartan mini-skirt that he'd bought for $3.95 at
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the 7-11 down by the wharf. Conclamo thought it odd that he was |
the sexiest bitch ever to grace the cover of the john deer catalog
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, considering he didn't remember having his photo taken atop a green combine whilst
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several street toughs stripped it for parts to sell on the black market.
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Little Timmy, Jane, and Uncle Ahmet were about
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to pants vermin, and search his cavities for evidence of gear shift knobs
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But a bolt of lightning bursts through the roof of the barn and
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electrified little Timmy. Suddenly his hair grew into the perfect mullet. "You should
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take a picture of that and send it in to mullets.com said Jane
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"Sure thang," he said and took a picture right there holding Jane. The
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picture turned out great, even though Uncle Ahmet kept giggling as he took
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his penis into his hand and said "time for lunch" now hand me
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Your pretzle of doom. Unfortunately the pretzel was lodged snuggly in the doll's
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