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~springrain 01-16-2004 05:29 AM

big toe, drag him across the floor and dip his face in some

Giant Hamburger 01-16-2004 07:40 AM

homemade guacamole that I had prepared for the in-laws. Something always goes wrong

onionmon 01-16-2004 12:01 PM

when you cook at home! The guacamole caught on fire and caused the

bltzkriegmcanon 01-16-2004 12:23 PM

taco dip to fail. what happened next was beyond belief, only a few

paddyjoe 01-16-2004 01:34 PM

of Giant Hamburger's uncles were still around, so they both quickly unzipped their

Fly 01-16-2004 02:10 PM

wine skins,and took a massive pull of scotch,while hiding it from....

onionmon 01-16-2004 03:03 PM

Moolag! I'm referring back to original characters! Can you believe it? Anyways, the

bundy 01-16-2004 03:52 PM

salad bar had been devoured and the gallic truffle fossicking pigs had moved onto the

Astrocloud 01-17-2004 12:38 PM

airport which had been built by some highly intelligent ants. The queen ant

bundy 01-17-2004 07:59 PM

thought sheŽd do a striptease for the drones, but they just laughed. Irate,

onionmon 01-18-2004 02:25 AM

you rate, its all the same! Ants can't dance worth crap! But bundy's

bundy 01-18-2004 02:42 AM

luck was in, Cameron Diaz decided that she wanted to resume their love affair

Astrocloud 01-19-2004 08:42 AM

with Prince Charles. Unfortunately Bundy's ass was still sore from the last time

paddyjoe 01-19-2004 10:28 AM

flyman visited. "Hmmm, what can I do", wondered bundy. "Maybe I can call

Astrocloud 01-19-2004 10:59 AM

Prince Charles and see if his wee wee is still wee." Meanwhile, blood

torgone 01-19-2004 06:56 PM

hounds were hot on the trail of Moolag, the notorious purveyor of used

bundy 01-20-2004 05:49 PM

mountain dew bottles. MOolag knew where to go to find the best erotic massages

01-20-2004 05:57 PM

in the heart of Compton. He rushed down as fast as he could

Fly 01-20-2004 10:18 PM

to OshnSoul's place for a deliteful foot massage, while eating grapes, freshly plucked....

paddyjoe 01-21-2004 04:35 AM

from the dumpster behind the 7-11. Moolag then admitted to OshnSoul that bundy

Astrocloud 01-21-2004 10:07 AM

would sometimes engorge on human brains. This did not effect his intelligence, yet.

Fly 01-21-2004 10:34 PM

,he still seemed to not give a flying fuck towards the whereabouts of...

Astrocloud 01-22-2004 10:26 AM

the amazing Bong. Flyman cared though. He cared enough to pick up a

01-22-2004 03:14 PM

oz. and call all his friends. Soon, the winds began to change and

Scipio 01-22-2004 03:27 PM

Moolag realized that it was time for some killin'. Then it really started

Chingal0 01-23-2004 01:38 AM

to rain men. Halileuja it's raining men, amen. The story ended and a

asterjolly 01-23-2004 01:48 AM

blue-eyed panda appeared to take down the set. After coffee with friends, he

bundy 01-23-2004 02:01 AM

whipped out his old fella and wanked it furiously until his friends left

01-24-2004 08:54 PM

drenched in you-know-what. Needless to say, they never spoke again and

macmanmike6100 01-24-2004 09:19 PM

we return to old Moolag, who could not find the key to his

Astrocloud 01-25-2004 12:41 PM

chastity belt. Long red hair and a matching red landing strip were what

bundy 01-25-2004 06:48 PM

(since when did my twin sister MOolag become a bloke??)


anyway...


MOolag's new lover, Fremen, was interested in. So MoOlag bought some dye and started

Astrocloud 01-29-2004 07:12 PM

violating the 13 word rule which annoyed Munku. "Stop that!" Munku's stern

Chingal0 01-30-2004 03:01 AM

ass shouted. "How dare you bring your insubordination in my courtroom!" "Eat a

paddyjoe 01-30-2004 04:33 AM

bowl of Cheerios, chill a bit, then lick my bailiff's butt!" "Maybe then....

bundy 01-30-2004 07:34 PM

you can start to forget about certain people using more than the 13 word...

torgone 01-30-2004 08:11 PM

limit, which kind of cheapens the game. But if we all pull together,

Astrocloud 01-30-2004 08:39 PM

then we shall not pull apart." Munku smiled and all was good. Beatniks

bundy 01-30-2004 09:02 PM

often pulled together. A little known fact is that Beatniks actually invented 'Soggy

Astrocloud 02-03-2004 05:56 PM

Cereal' when they left the milk in the cereal too long. Dinosaurs invented


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