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big toe, drag him across the floor and dip his face in some
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homemade guacamole that I had prepared for the in-laws. Something always goes wrong
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when you cook at home! The guacamole caught on fire and caused the
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taco dip to fail. what happened next was beyond belief, only a few
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of Giant Hamburger's uncles were still around, so they both quickly unzipped their
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wine skins,and took a massive pull of scotch,while hiding it from....
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Moolag! I'm referring back to original characters! Can you believe it? Anyways, the
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salad bar had been devoured and the gallic truffle fossicking pigs had moved onto the
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airport which had been built by some highly intelligent ants. The queen ant
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thought sheŽd do a striptease for the drones, but they just laughed. Irate,
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you rate, its all the same! Ants can't dance worth crap! But bundy's
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luck was in, Cameron Diaz decided that she wanted to resume their love affair
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with Prince Charles. Unfortunately Bundy's ass was still sore from the last time
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flyman visited. "Hmmm, what can I do", wondered bundy. "Maybe I can call
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Prince Charles and see if his wee wee is still wee." Meanwhile, blood
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hounds were hot on the trail of Moolag, the notorious purveyor of used
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mountain dew bottles. MOolag knew where to go to find the best erotic massages
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in the heart of Compton. He rushed down as fast as he could
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to OshnSoul's place for a deliteful foot massage, while eating grapes, freshly plucked....
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from the dumpster behind the 7-11. Moolag then admitted to OshnSoul that bundy
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would sometimes engorge on human brains. This did not effect his intelligence, yet.
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,he still seemed to not give a flying fuck towards the whereabouts of...
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the amazing Bong. Flyman cared though. He cared enough to pick up a
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oz. and call all his friends. Soon, the winds began to change and
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Moolag realized that it was time for some killin'. Then it really started
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to rain men. Halileuja it's raining men, amen. The story ended and a
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blue-eyed panda appeared to take down the set. After coffee with friends, he
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whipped out his old fella and wanked it furiously until his friends left
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drenched in you-know-what. Needless to say, they never spoke again and
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we return to old Moolag, who could not find the key to his
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chastity belt. Long red hair and a matching red landing strip were what
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(since when did my twin sister MOolag become a bloke??)
anyway... MOolag's new lover, Fremen, was interested in. So MoOlag bought some dye and started |
violating the 13 word rule which annoyed Munku. "Stop that!" Munku's stern
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ass shouted. "How dare you bring your insubordination in my courtroom!" "Eat a
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bowl of Cheerios, chill a bit, then lick my bailiff's butt!" "Maybe then....
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you can start to forget about certain people using more than the 13 word...
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limit, which kind of cheapens the game. But if we all pull together,
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then we shall not pull apart." Munku smiled and all was good. Beatniks
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often pulled together. A little known fact is that Beatniks actually invented 'Soggy
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Cereal' when they left the milk in the cereal too long. Dinosaurs invented
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