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newly repaved interstate. Unfortunately, it was run over by an out of control
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steam roller with an acid-trippin' Elmer Fudd look-alike at the controls
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and yelling at the top of his lungs...."i'm gonna get dat wascally.....
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wabbit... and then i´m a gonna eat it... ¨ but little did he realise
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that the wabbit had already gotten him. He was still driving around, but
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his arms had been swapped, by the wabbit, for extra long redhead matches
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. Now the only drawback to having matches as arms is that you can't...........
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light your bong without burning your whole arm. "Not to fear", proclaimed flyman,
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"if paddyjoe were to hold the bong,then i shall sacrifice my arms...
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for the sake of higher conciousness and inner peace. Bundy, man the carb!
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With smoldering match stumps for arms, but a head full of consciousness, he
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took a huge hit, said a silent prayer, then blew smoke up bundys'
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nose, which made him sneeze uncontrollably. Bundy got pissed. He was so upset......
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he began to twitch and shake like he did way to much cocaine!
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When he finally calmed down, he looked around and discovered that giant flying . .
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spaceship had just landed behind him. So he walked over to it and . .
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suddenly, it vanished. Just like in that awesome movie starring that guy from
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"Welcome Back Kotter" or was it "Friends"? I keep getting them mixed up. . .
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because everyone who is on those shows look just the same to me!
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Fast forward 10,000,000 years to a time when everyone is a clone of
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Marty Feldman or Rowan Atkinson; "handsome" having been outlawed after the war of
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Canada, but anyways that doesn't matter because the clone of Tony Danza rules . . .
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... Suddenly bundy transformed into the form of the once deceased Fremen, who died
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when I received a sudden whiff of bundys' abundant pit odor, which he
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attempted to bottle, and sell to the war-torn Canadians as a new
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love elixer to use on our crazed beavers.Added to maple syrup,this
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becomes the worst most potent aphrodisiac. Paddyjoe tried to patent the recipe, but
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government sponsored ninjas burst into the room whipping throwing stars in every direction
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except down, because they didn't want to step on them. The Canadian beavers
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were in a frenzy from the 'bundy effect', when they jumped the border
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and caused so much havoc that Lord Phil had to call out the
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vicious, wasp-waisted, jewel-encrusted, miniature poodle dogs that roamed free on his
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the 70's with hashish and a mild form of scrotum torture, which involved
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attaching each individual pube to a wild goat and sticking electric shocker pads
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to his ankles,that he somehow got above his ears,in a painful
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yet strangely relaxing yoga position. After this experimentation in this torture and drugs
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, phil decided to create a company to make and sell his growing collection
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of exotic eastern sleeper jammies, which he felt would make him a millionaire.
(sorry i had to bring the jammies into this) |
Quote:
Unfortunately for uncle phil, the Eastern silkworm had been fed some high-quality Colombian |
menstrual blood, which rendered the first three shipments of jammies a weird shade
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