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with Gordon, in a an oil drum, behind an abandoned slaughterhouse on the
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lucky cheese furnace. "We Be Zombie" the tardlike zombies moaned in unison. Bleached
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hair of valley girls from all over began to rain from the skies,
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prompting the zombies to gather for a slumber party! cheetos, pepsi and brains
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on toast with whipped cream! The zombies looked so cute in their lacy
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rags -that Moolag (Bundy's parasitic twin sister) couldn't stop drooling. Bundy quickly gathered
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as many double gulp cups from 7-11 as he could to contain the
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Drippings from a slow roasted Zombie slut. He didn't have the slut yet,
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but he did find a magical trucker hat that turned his feet blue
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when he clicked his heels three times while plucking his sisters' nose hair,
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and stood on one foot while chanting the phrase "I can't believe that
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I'm not Butter". The Zombies in their tattered Negliges stumbled closer. They moaned...
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and groaned in pain, unable to believe their horrible case of the
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munchies. It was completely unreleaved by beer or even brains. Moolag wept, it
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was fair dinkum that since woolloomooloo had been rooted by the zombies
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and in their rooted stage, the zombies wondered wtf woolloomooloo was, concluding that
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if its from down Oz way, it's got to be cool and a
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drunk chinkinwinker. Time passed. Days became weeks and weeks -years. The forbidden dance
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became popular, and soon all the kids were doing it. Dancin in the
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old Fitzroy Hotel became folklore and new lands were sought to explore with
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riches beyond belief. But, alas, none were found. Maybe tomorrow. Dripping with sweat,
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he decided that it was time to crack open a cold one. So he
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removed his pants, climbed onto the bar and challenged everyone to a fight
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. Of course the him we are talking about is the ever present and
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humble Gordon."All those sons of bitches that have forgotten my name can....
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just drink my foul testostosterone." Gordon just oozed it.
The barmen stood silent. |
Then someone played "YMCA" on the jukebox, and everyone started singing, dancing and
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Gordon square in the anus. The ape screamed and Gordon yelped. Luckily, the
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whitecoats came and took Astrocloud away. Meanwhile, while Gordon was vigorously feeling his
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scrotum for signs of testicular cancer. Astrocloud had convinced him that apes carry
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a vile plague that can warp the very nature of curved space-time.
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Suddenly, the artist formerly known as Prince (TAFKAP), announced that Fremen would be his
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heir to his vast fortune, and promptly keeled over and kicked the bucket. :D (ha-ha)
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Fortune, by definition, as TAFKAP saw it, was a massive collection of tvguides
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. Well, Freeman always wanted to be buried with 1000's of TV guides, so................
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he cancelled his subscription to fortune and started the tv guide crossword puzzle.
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Fifteen years later, he has almost finished the first one. "This shit's hard!" . .
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(-he was referring to his constipation and not the crossword puzzle). Fremen's legs
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withered away while he spent that long hard fifteen years on the crossword
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The first clue stumped him - four letter word for woman, ends in "u - n - t".
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