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...snack foods collided in the glove compartment forming a crude DNA strand which...
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tightened all the barriers that binds this plane of existence with the one
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that bundy seems to think is the way to go,while he ingests
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remnants of flymans pork chop dinner. Meanwhile, three of the wasted college students
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paddyjoe,splck and vermin,were watching as Fremen inserted a large,unidentifiable object
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into flyman to make him appear alert and maybe even a little bit
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stable, at least enough to where the doctors couldn't tell if he was
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male or female. "Damn", uttered flyman, "I've been like this all my life,
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i usually just tuck my old fella up and under,¨ explained Flyman. He
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read somewhere that things are not always what they seem. But this time
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he could not be stopped. He was like a madman - a man possessed.
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Possessed like Ralph Macchio, the karate kid he is. Everything was fine until he..
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pulled that fucker out and started to strike people in the face just..
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because he could. "This phony phallus is just what I need to become
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more like mr. miyagi. wax on, wax off. now for the oral sex."
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Reaching down, he suddenly stopped and listened intently - what was that he thought ...
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him anyway and was just taking the piss and waiting for something better
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to fly up his ass. Not that he would enjoy that or anything...
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, but "Come on", he thought, " It's always like this when I get whacked
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off in summertime, with a lemonaid in one hand and a gun
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ship circling in the bay, zeroing in on his little gay love nest
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headed by the one and only bundy.And to top things off,splck....
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....the commander of a nuclear sub, was looking to start World War 3.....
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but couldn't find the ocean. He thought for a while, then jumped on
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a ruby encrusted pogo-stick and headed back towards the gay love nest, with
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Fremen tied to the periscope. "Wow", exclaimed Fremen, " I love it up here
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you can see the sunset, it's breathtaking!" Meanwhile, Splck broke the pogo-stick during
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a rage filled session of self-abuse and caramel apple dipping before Halloween
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though he usually didn't pay attention to pagan holidays. "What was in those
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apples Splck?" Said a trick-or-treater. "You know, the usual. Razorblades and
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drug needles. What do you expect from the modern youth of today?"
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"Well, I expect a hell of a lot more then drug needles and.........
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to have my ass kicked down your front steps! Hell, over at flyman's
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he hands out,wrapped nicely, little pieces of his neighbours pet cockatiel named..
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Ludus, who used to enjoy french cinema while it chirped along to the
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@#g[/0=1~6&# bundy!!
opening song of Jeopardy. It wasn't that it liked Jeopardy, it was Alex |
Trebek's epileptic fits and spastic siezures that made the bird act like a
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crazed bullfrog. It would hop around chirping and trying to catch flies with
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gimpy wings or some other physical deformity. It was quite a lazy predator.
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It prefered to lay in wait for it's prey to come down the
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