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13-Word Story
This game is so much better than the three-word-story game because
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turd. I think its really gonna catch on. Hey, did you hear about
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the guy who couldn't count to thirteen? Well? Did you? He was a
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moron. Hey I can't count to 13 either but sometimes I get lucky.
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Like this time. Good for you, Munku! Care to give it another try?
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This thread isn't exactly a story yet though is it??? I say we
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A lonely man, who never got anywhere in his life, so who cares?
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Which is why we will talk about a differant person. His name is
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Ialy. The discussion board he started was clearly out of control. Posters kept
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posting, as posters are wont to do. Wont!? Is that even a word?
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This thread, new and supple, will henceforth be a retirement home for swear words.
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Gordon the Plumber is actually a superhero that no one knows about and
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likes to use his wrench the way many like to use their favorite
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SPOON! Spoons are fun to play. i think we should start a band called
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Cutlery.Paddyjoe can take pictures,i'll play the drums and maybe someone else
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, probably Fremen, can be in charge of killing the moths and humping groupies
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that constantly try to jump flyman's bones. Gordan is flyman's main source of
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HIV as well as other friendly STDs. Now, back to Gordon. One day
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Gordon was wondering about the benefits of ribbed condoms as oppose to plastic
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wrap. Oddly wetting his hand in the toilet first, he wrapped plastic around
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his green slimy tongue, all the while stroking his useless stump of a
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johnson.Poor Gordon didn't quite have it for the ladies,but maybe bundy
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had the answer he was looking for in the shape of a piglet
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called Monty. Even though Monty was blind and deaf, Gordon would take care
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of all its porcine needs, which included shaving its chinny chin chin and
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finding a corkscrew shaped porcine vagina for the lonely little pink pig. BUT
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this wasn't Gordons only problem, he also suffered from halatosis. He wasn't good
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in the sack. Partially due to the bad breath. But also his feet
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which were covered in warts and smelled of mouldy meat and sour milk.
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This piglet ate burritos constantly, so people often called him the "<b>full </b>Monty".
<font color="black"><small>groaner. yup. sorry. couldn't help myself.</small></font> |
Anyway, Monty gave Gordon a reason to live. And Gordon was happy. Until
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flyman tempted him with his bong, then lured him into his `56 chevy
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backseat, where they smoked weed and loved one another with a passion that
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caused a nearby gang of Hell's Angels to break into a dance routine
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which escalated to a full-blown chorus line involving fireworks, poodles in drag,
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rockettes on acid, unicyclists juggling chainsaws, circus freaks of every shape and size.
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When that had died down, Flyman then told Gordon that he didnīt love
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barbequed wings anymore. Instead his new passion in life includes celery sticks and
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meth and anal insertions. Gordon could relate because he too enjoyed a good
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anal probe, especially when it had been soaked in honey overnight and it
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