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hurting from the frequent turtle snaps. "Goddamn it!" He cussed, "My little willie
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is too small to hold the rope on!" meanwhile the chinese senators had
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ransacked his store, removing all the copies of Hustler and Penthouse. Fremen, meanwhile
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was wondering why the sun had turned purple. He quickly reached into his
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purse and out he pulled this flexible peice of rubber called a two-headed
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imperial taskmaster. He flexed it and it felt good in his hand. Velvet
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Underground was his favorite band, but recently he had taken a liking to
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humping macaroni and cheese. Velveeta was preferd, fresh from the package, still in
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the package for that matter, he didnt care. He did care about the
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gooey feeling on his junk, as thats the reason for humping velveeta. Sea-Man
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loved Fremen, as they both shared a love for the Kraft family. Meanwhile,
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Flyman was wondering what happened to his stash that was shoved up his
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chimeny. "If that fucker Santa ate my cheese...... I'll kill him!", Flyman roared!!!!
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So he went over to his crystalball, and was amazed ..
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to find out it was Rudolph, AKA Midlandmadman, that ate the cheese. "He's
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"... off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of ozz!" said flyman as
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he passed paddyjoe going to Chingal0s' bungalo to watch a porno starring bundys'
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siamese twin sister. "Damn, what'd go good with this smut, would be some
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pork chops........and.....apple sauce.......But bundy had a little bit of a......
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rash on his ass and so he couldnt make it to geriatric bingo
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which upset his midget sex slave greatly. So instead he decided to
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beat his midget sex slave severly with a bag of cat food and
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a jar of mayonaise. Luckily, the midget had this all on camera and
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had notified Hitler who was waiting by the bar with a cactus that
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sprouted peyote, that was all the rage in flymans' and uncle phils' suburban
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double wide sex parlor. Uncle phil, fresh from his morning spanking, muttered, "lets
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see if we can't get us some more hoes."Paddyjoe was eager to...
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to see if the double strength viagra perscription was going to be strong............
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-redundantly speaking; it was. He managed a boner that looked exactly like Mrs.
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Butterworth. "give me some flapjacks, and i'll pour you some syrup!", he screamed........
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as he decided to down all of the viagra. He then mutated into
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some random object which then mutated back into paddyjoe "Whoah, I'm tripping." Lesbians
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are suddenly changing teams to experience the iron bone. "I just can't believe
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i'm feeling like a schoolgirl."paddyjoe replied."What to do with all these...
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canadian quarters that I found in my socks!?" "I suppose I could buy
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some Zombie Jism from that Canadian vending machine." Unfortunately, the infernal machine was
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ejaculating only Middle Eastern spooge. "Well, it's brain dead but not living dead
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like those Zombies walking towards me with shit eating grins on their faces."
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The mad Yanks, running around nekkid, killing Zomibe. Not really, but the could.
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Too bad the zombies found where bundy and his siamese-twin sister Moolag lived
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