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of.....get this......purple.Now this also made the silkworm appear to have
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an extra rappid spinning rate so the could crank out a couple thousand . . .
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pairs of weird smelling jammies. Phil was ecstatic at the thought of this
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silkworm, and so he decided to sell it on ebay. Finally it sold
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for 2 dollars to an alien Elvis-impersonator who used it to seduce
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the cousin of that wabbit. Meanwhile, Flyman was daydreaming about rolling a fat
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green leprechaun into a blanket and throwing him into a tub of slimy
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week old caviar. "I figure this little guy'll piss me out some Guinness
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if he knows what's good for him." Meanwhile, the leprechaun packed his Lucky
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Green Dildo into his suitcase, crossed his arms, nodded his head and
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said...."fuck this,i'm going to bundy's place."With suitcase in hand,he went....
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knowing that bundy couldn't resist him when he had his magic green dildo.
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When he got there bundy was already at the door waiting for him.
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He was waiting a long time, and had fallen asleep. The leprechaun took
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bundy by the ears, and gently but carefully lubed that special little place
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,his left nostril.Then,what happened next was so bizzare,that bundy really
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thought about turning it over to his Siamese twin-sisters' mouth, which was the best
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mouth in the south. But, He didn't turn it over in fact, he
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decided that the only person worthy of sharing it was his buddy Fremen.
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Now after the leprechaun had his way with bundy and his sister,all
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his attentions could be spent on magically separating bundy and his siamese twin
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who shortly after the magical operation, began a tapdancing tour across japan. The
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Japanese adored him, and declared a national holiday in his honour. They named
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the newly seperated dancing twins, Marykate and Ashley! Oh, the love they had.....
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for Bosco. It puts hustle in your muscle. And we all know how
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Marykate & Ashley are deserving of the MOST hustling muscle!! see their clothes?!? Lordy,
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lordy, lordy. Visible nipple is a bold fashion statement no matter where you
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stand on the whole under-age issue. Sadly someone infected Marykate and Ashley with
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a form of vampir virus that infects, usually, only one out of two
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billion people. "I think the little skanks got what they deserved!" Paddyjoe said.
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His head exploded soon after in a brilliant display of various sorts of
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fireworks and sparkles. The body crumpled to the ground. A bright new day
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dawned and the people woke up from the magic induced slumber that was
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saw paddyjoe become the first artificial head transplant recipient. But he still couldn't
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speak french like he always wanted. The head they used came from a
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teenage prostitute who was renouned for his ability to suck on a big
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garganguan rubber fist molded from the hand stunt double of ron jeremy the....
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(Hoooraaaay, I Love You Guys)
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Prostitute also used to like it in the ass. But paddyjoe preferred taking
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