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a small collection of frozen toes. Now that his surgery had healed, he
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frequently lubed himself with pudding and used his slip-n-slide as a magic carpet.
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This explained the frequent chocolate pudding baths and enemas -but it didn't explain
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why his pony always turned his rump away when he walked anywhere near
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the pet sheep.which ,by the way was named lucy.Now the pony
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liked to be ridden but not in a conventional way. He rode it
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bareback with a candycane stirrup. The damn horse kept eating the candycanes so,
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bundys' siamese-twin sister, Moolag, decided the pony needed to be taught a lesson
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in quantum mechanics, to help him prepare for final exams. The pony, however
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was Skeletor's sidekick of fury, and fought crime where there was no crime
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but the only crime at hand was the use of the pony itself ...
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MoOlag, who was considering changing her name to Delta Goodrem, thought the pony
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was extremely sexy, and bought it chiclets nightly. The pony however, mutated into
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another one of Giant Hamburgers evil simion minions. It grew fangs and talons
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and tried to jumpstart Moolags' azz but bundy switched around suddenly and said
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"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo bitch!"
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-"I don't love 'em I fuck 'em, and Moolag is looking delicious.... Her
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brother was appalled at the thoughts that crossed his mind, but intrigued, too.
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"NO," screamed bundy, "that's just sick, besides, I could never cheat on flyman."
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It's a good thing too....cuz flyman would be sooooooo pissed if bundy...
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rammed his thick juicy sirloin tip steak into Moolag's smallish yet round little
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ear canal, which had an interesting way of grabbing onto flyman so that
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all of their fans could enjoy this twisted, foul coupling. Kirsten Dunst
yall are totally twisted, you know that don´t you... imagine implying that i enjoy sex in my siamese twin sisters ear hole... wow, all i can think is wow... |
didst haveth a niceth racketh in Spider-Man. Gordon, flyman and bundy would definitely
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agree grandma got runover by a reindeer. "Christmas songs give me herpes
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lamented Fremen, "Not one of them mentions anything about moths." Meanwhile, Astrocloud was
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hunting koi with a broomstick. Unbeknownst to him, the trick to catching them
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is getting their attention. With dynamite. Koi make good companions. They are very
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tasty companions, especially when sautéed in butter and fried up cajun style. Jedi
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ate too much and decided to suicide using a long silver plastic sword
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that made slashing sounds when ... slashed. "Salud!" Said the king crab from Istanbul..
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as he slathered himself in thousand island dressing and ran headlong into the
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open manhole in the middle of the street in the Lower East Side
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The "open manhole" was of course a male orifice. It belonged to a
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certain British Columbian known as 'flyman'. Now, this shady individual usually dressed in
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burlap bags since hemp clothing was ungodly expensive. He carried a device that
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allowed him to seduce uncommonly attractive women such as Moolag and Cameron Diaz,
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but using the device made his elbow mutate into a pretzel. Being a
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paragon of cleanliness, flyman made Moolag and Cameron Diaz perform the Michigan Sling
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completely lubed from head to toe (including bundy) in cooking oil, and inside
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