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bundy 11-12-2003 10:03 PM

a small collection of frozen toes. Now that his surgery had healed, he

Chingal0 11-12-2003 10:56 PM

frequently lubed himself with pudding and used his slip-n-slide as a magic carpet.

Astrocloud 11-13-2003 12:26 AM

This explained the frequent chocolate pudding baths and enemas -but it didn't explain

Fremen 11-13-2003 12:42 AM

why his pony always turned his rump away when he walked anywhere near

Fly 11-13-2003 08:40 PM

the pet sheep.which ,by the way was named lucy.Now the pony

Astrocloud 11-13-2003 11:50 PM

liked to be ridden but not in a conventional way. He rode it

Chingal0 11-14-2003 02:01 AM

bareback with a candycane stirrup. The damn horse kept eating the candycanes so,

Fremen 11-14-2003 04:54 AM

bundys' siamese-twin sister, Moolag, decided the pony needed to be taught a lesson

torgone 11-14-2003 09:07 AM

in quantum mechanics, to help him prepare for final exams. The pony, however

Chingal0 11-14-2003 11:47 PM

was Skeletor's sidekick of fury, and fought crime where there was no crime

Paeder 11-15-2003 02:11 AM

but the only crime at hand was the use of the pony itself ...

bundy 11-15-2003 05:31 AM

MoOlag, who was considering changing her name to Delta Goodrem, thought the pony

Chingal0 11-15-2003 12:43 PM

was extremely sexy, and bought it chiclets nightly. The pony however, mutated into

bundy 11-15-2003 04:52 PM

another one of Giant Hamburgers evil simion minions. It grew fangs and talons

Fremen 11-15-2003 06:17 PM

and tried to jumpstart Moolags' azz but bundy switched around suddenly and said

torgone 11-15-2003 06:39 PM

"Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo bitch!"

Astrocloud 11-15-2003 09:03 PM

-"I don't love 'em I fuck 'em, and Moolag is looking delicious.... Her

Fremen 11-15-2003 11:44 PM

brother was appalled at the thoughts that crossed his mind, but intrigued, too.

paddyjoe 11-16-2003 05:34 AM

"NO," screamed bundy, "that's just sick, besides, I could never cheat on flyman."

Fly 11-16-2003 05:41 AM

It's a good thing too....cuz flyman would be sooooooo pissed if bundy...

Astrocloud 11-16-2003 12:52 PM

rammed his thick juicy sirloin tip steak into Moolag's smallish yet round little

thenewguy 11-16-2003 02:12 PM

ear canal, which had an interesting way of grabbing onto flyman so that

bundy 11-16-2003 03:30 PM

all of their fans could enjoy this twisted, foul coupling. Kirsten Dunst


yall are totally twisted, you know that don´t you... imagine implying that i enjoy sex in my siamese twin sisters ear hole... wow, all i can think is wow...

Fremen 11-16-2003 06:05 PM

didst haveth a niceth racketh in Spider-Man. Gordon, flyman and bundy would definitely

Chingal0 11-16-2003 06:26 PM

agree grandma got runover by a reindeer. "Christmas songs give me herpes

paddyjoe 11-16-2003 06:31 PM

lamented Fremen, "Not one of them mentions anything about moths." Meanwhile, Astrocloud was

Chingal0 11-16-2003 06:55 PM

hunting koi with a broomstick. Unbeknownst to him, the trick to catching them

torgone 11-16-2003 07:04 PM

is getting their attention. With dynamite. Koi make good companions. They are very

Astrocloud 11-16-2003 07:29 PM

tasty companions, especially when sautéed in butter and fried up cajun style. Jedi

hy_ 11-16-2003 08:03 PM

ate too much and decided to suicide using a long silver plastic sword

Chingal0 11-16-2003 09:52 PM

that made slashing sounds when ... slashed. "Salud!" Said the king crab from Istanbul..

thenewguy 11-17-2003 12:33 AM

as he slathered himself in thousand island dressing and ran headlong into the

bundy 11-17-2003 01:40 AM

open manhole in the middle of the street in the Lower East Side

Astrocloud 11-17-2003 03:20 AM

The "open manhole" was of course a male orifice. It belonged to a

paddyjoe 11-17-2003 04:30 AM

certain British Columbian known as 'flyman'. Now, this shady individual usually dressed in

Astrocloud 11-17-2003 12:51 PM

burlap bags since hemp clothing was ungodly expensive. He carried a device that

bundy 11-17-2003 09:02 PM

allowed him to seduce uncommonly attractive women such as Moolag and Cameron Diaz,

Chingal0 11-17-2003 10:05 PM

but using the device made his elbow mutate into a pretzel. Being a

Fremen 11-17-2003 11:58 PM

paragon of cleanliness, flyman made Moolag and Cameron Diaz perform the Michigan Sling

bundy 11-18-2003 01:34 PM

completely lubed from head to toe (including bundy) in cooking oil, and inside


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