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a fifty-five gallon drum of Cheeto dust. "Well, at least Moolag tastes like
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sweet marinated chicken,¨ said Cameron, who had just feasted on MOolaGs split intestines.
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Gordon was appalled at Moolags' Cheeto dust death, but he was happy for
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the residents of California who just had the car tax lowered thanks to
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Bones, who schizzolated that bill and summarily left the TFP in pursuit of
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McGriddles, or any other possible outcome for his MCG acronym. He was missed
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and silently transformed into grinning spirit... yet to reappear in the tfp. The
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memory of Bones henceforth lived on in the shape of Air45, who we
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ritualisticly carried above our heads on spears, until flyman fired up the bonfire
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and we tossed that sorry assed bastard right on in that big 'ol....
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bonfire without even taking the spears out of his ass. Birds of Prey
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then began to peck at his eyeballs......and every other oriface that was
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not already filled with a foreign object. When the bonfire burned down, flyman
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and his band of RCMP fetched Bones' body out of the ash. "Blah blah,
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust... whatever!¨ cried the masses. They couldn´t care
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less what bones put in his butt -or even if he was a
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little chopped up and strewn over flymans' 'tobacco' crop to use as fertilizer.
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Astrocloud announced to the gathered masses that he intended to masturbate for 100
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million dollars -the sum was to be paid by bundy's mom upon orgasm
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which is expected to produce enough semen to feed several under-developed nations
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for about two seconds. Astrocloud needed the cash to pay Michael Jackson's bail,
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because astrocloud has been hiding the dark secret that he is really Michael's
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former pet chimp, Bubbles. He was swept up in guilt, even though Michael
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was a terrible owner and never let Bubbles (Astrocloud) on the internet. Fremen
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had a better idea: clone Jacko using a DNA sample scraped from the
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inside of Bubbles rotting mouth. All of a sudden, TAFKAP appeared, and demanded
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to know who was responsible for making such a mess in the kitchen!
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Bubbles (Astrocloud) shreiked! It was a primal shriek. Bundy and Moolag were giggling...
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with delight as Cameron Diaz and Kirsten Dunst licked their feet, and sucked
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the grime out of their gold toe socks. "Man, those chicks can sure
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please anything!¨ cried MOolag, after the girls turned their attention to Bundy. PJ
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was in shock because Moolag had died in Cheeto dust, but now seemed
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mushy and rotting. Little did everyone know but this was the key to
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the Voynich Manuscript, which turned out to be about McGriddles. Moolag's corpse resembled
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a shriveled sun-dried tomato, that had been left out in the hot tuscan sun
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for just a bit too long. Bundy told the girls he had enough..........
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of eating McGriddles, and wanted to spinkle his beloved sister's ashes on lasagna
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but tubesteak was the dish tonight, and noone would ruin that with some
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incestuous cannibalism or other shenanigans. Bundy bent over the dinner table. His ripe
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McNuggets were there for the taking! flyman had to have them. So he
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