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paddyjoe 11-18-2003 02:55 PM

a fifty-five gallon drum of Cheeto dust. "Well, at least Moolag tastes like

bundy 11-18-2003 03:07 PM

sweet marinated chicken,¨ said Cameron, who had just feasted on MOolaGs split intestines.

Fremen 11-18-2003 07:11 PM

Gordon was appalled at Moolags' Cheeto dust death, but he was happy for

torgone 11-18-2003 09:23 PM

the residents of California who just had the car tax lowered thanks to

thenewguy 11-18-2003 09:30 PM

Bones, who schizzolated that bill and summarily left the TFP in pursuit of

Chingal0 11-18-2003 10:41 PM

McGriddles, or any other possible outcome for his MCG acronym. He was missed

Astrocloud 11-18-2003 10:58 PM

and silently transformed into grinning spirit... yet to reappear in the tfp. The

bundy 11-18-2003 11:27 PM

memory of Bones henceforth lived on in the shape of Air45, who we

paddyjoe 11-19-2003 04:43 AM

ritualisticly carried above our heads on spears, until flyman fired up the bonfire

Fly 11-19-2003 05:03 AM

and we tossed that sorry assed bastard right on in that big 'ol....

bundy 11-19-2003 05:18 AM

bonfire without even taking the spears out of his ass. Birds of Prey

Fly 11-19-2003 05:45 AM

then began to peck at his eyeballs......and every other oriface that was

torgone 11-19-2003 10:14 AM

not already filled with a foreign object. When the bonfire burned down, flyman

Chingal0 11-19-2003 11:45 AM

and his band of RCMP fetched Bones' body out of the ash. "Blah blah,

bundy 11-19-2003 02:15 PM

ashes to ashes, dust to dust... whatever!¨ cried the masses. They couldn´t care

Astrocloud 11-19-2003 03:06 PM

less what bones put in his butt -or even if he was a

Fremen 11-19-2003 03:42 PM

little chopped up and strewn over flymans' 'tobacco' crop to use as fertilizer.

bundy 11-19-2003 04:16 PM

Astrocloud announced to the gathered masses that he intended to masturbate for 100

Astrocloud 11-19-2003 05:08 PM

million dollars -the sum was to be paid by bundy's mom upon orgasm

bundy 11-19-2003 05:38 PM

which is expected to produce enough semen to feed several under-developed nations

paddyjoe 11-19-2003 07:09 PM

for about two seconds. Astrocloud needed the cash to pay Michael Jackson's bail,

thenewguy 11-19-2003 08:29 PM

because astrocloud has been hiding the dark secret that he is really Michael's

bundy 11-19-2003 10:17 PM

former pet chimp, Bubbles. He was swept up in guilt, even though Michael

Astrocloud 11-19-2003 10:50 PM

was a terrible owner and never let Bubbles (Astrocloud) on the internet. Fremen

empu 11-19-2003 11:38 PM

had a better idea: clone Jacko using a DNA sample scraped from the

bundy 11-20-2003 03:53 AM

inside of Bubbles rotting mouth. All of a sudden, TAFKAP appeared, and demanded

Midlandmadman 11-20-2003 07:35 AM

to know who was responsible for making such a mess in the kitchen!

Astrocloud 11-20-2003 11:04 AM

Bubbles (Astrocloud) shreiked! It was a primal shriek. Bundy and Moolag were giggling...

bundy 11-20-2003 04:21 PM

with delight as Cameron Diaz and Kirsten Dunst licked their feet, and sucked

paddyjoe 11-20-2003 07:05 PM

the grime out of their gold toe socks. "Man, those chicks can sure

bundy 11-20-2003 07:18 PM

please anything!¨ cried MOolag, after the girls turned their attention to Bundy. PJ

Fremen 11-20-2003 08:00 PM

was in shock because Moolag had died in Cheeto dust, but now seemed

Astrocloud 11-20-2003 09:50 PM

mushy and rotting. Little did everyone know but this was the key to

empu 11-21-2003 12:11 AM

the Voynich Manuscript, which turned out to be about McGriddles. Moolag's corpse resembled

bundy 11-21-2003 03:52 AM

a shriveled sun-dried tomato, that had been left out in the hot tuscan sun

Midlandmadman 11-21-2003 03:56 AM

for just a bit too long. Bundy told the girls he had enough..........

paddyjoe 11-21-2003 04:39 AM

of eating McGriddles, and wanted to spinkle his beloved sister's ashes on lasagna

Chingal0 11-21-2003 10:31 AM

but tubesteak was the dish tonight, and noone would ruin that with some

Astrocloud 11-21-2003 10:38 AM

incestuous cannibalism or other shenanigans. Bundy bent over the dinner table. His ripe

paddyjoe 11-21-2003 01:11 PM

McNuggets were there for the taking! flyman had to have them. So he


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