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bundy 11-21-2003 02:15 PM

leapt over the balcony and landed, Spiderman style, onto the table where Bundy

torgone 11-21-2003 03:46 PM

was enjoying a bong and a blintz with several close friends. flyman slipped

bundy 11-21-2003 05:06 PM

into something a little more revealing, then joined the green party. The Lasagne

ickma 11-21-2003 09:19 PM

in Canada and nowhere near him. He picked up his fishing rod and

Fremen 11-21-2003 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ickma
in Canada and nowhere near him.
That ain't a sentence, but what the heck... ;)

took off to bundys' bungalow by the lake.
He was feeling blue about

empu 11-21-2003 11:40 PM

Canada's isolationist lasagna policy. He arrived at dusk, greeted by the scent of

Astrocloud 11-22-2003 12:03 AM

himself, and Gordon agreed; they both wanted counselling so bad... and Psychriatric Associates

11-22-2003 12:19 AM

fumbled with fishing poles and domestic beer. Patiently waiting in the limousine were

Astrocloud 11-22-2003 01:08 AM

many good fishing poles and domestic beers, the fish present were flabergasted. -Without

Chingal0 11-22-2003 01:43 AM

the juice of 1000 henchmen, the fish stood no chance against doom itself.

Astrocloud 11-22-2003 02:07 AM

Yet Chingal0, there in his grave -couldn't suck the juice out of his

paddyjoe 11-22-2003 04:57 AM

friend Astrocoud's [fishing] rod. Try as he might, he just couldn't suck like

Fly 11-22-2003 05:13 AM

paddyjoe had shown him while they were in the seventh grade together.So.....

Astrocloud 11-22-2003 10:00 AM

flyman showed them how to do it. He demonstrated on a large cylindrical

vermin 11-22-2003 06:49 PM

...can of Australian beer. After vomiting from the taste and masturbating over roadkill...

Clewd 11-22-2003 11:08 PM

consisting of vermin, Vermin decided he needed to stop having wet dreams about

Chingal0 11-22-2003 11:27 PM

astrocould paddyjoe and myself sucking weiner. Leave that to the clowns in Zanzibar.

paddyjoe 11-23-2003 05:58 AM

Ahh yes, Zanzibar. Where flyman and bundy finally swam naked with the Vienna

Fly 11-23-2003 09:29 AM

tabernacle choir.OUI,OUI said bundy as flyman proceeded to spit water out.....

Astrocloud 11-23-2003 10:29 AM

while strapping young hunks sang a chorus of flyman's theme music. Pizza disturbs

paddyjoe 11-23-2003 11:31 AM

bundys delicate little tummy, especially since flyman was caught wanking on it.

bundy 11-23-2003 01:52 PM

Bundys tummy was only delicate because it was attached to dead MoOlag,

Astrocloud 11-23-2003 02:53 PM

MoOlag's body was now so soft that bundy could scrape off the old

Fremen 11-23-2003 05:11 PM

barnacle that was Moolag and enjoy himself with her grieving friend, Cameron Diaz.

paddyjoe 11-23-2003 06:24 PM

Unfortunately, she just laughed bundy off saying, "you smell like fly jizz, so

bundy 11-23-2003 08:18 PM

just jump in the shower, and iŽll be there in a second.š PJ

Fly 11-23-2003 08:24 PM

was upset about all the hullaballo concerning flyman,bundy and this mo0lag caracter.......

bundy 11-23-2003 08:37 PM

so he decided to take a vacation to the Bahamas to clear his

Fly 11-23-2003 08:43 PM

throat.....seeing as how it was full of the after party effects from........

bundy 11-23-2003 08:48 PM

too many cell block C swingers parties. While he was in his hotel

Chingal0 11-23-2003 09:53 PM

Jerry Garcia popped in to say hello, catching bundy off guard. "I'm tucking

paddyjoe 11-24-2003 04:19 AM

my shirts into my underdrawers now, cause my old pal bundy always tries

Fremen 11-24-2003 07:58 PM

to rip my shirt off and go for my man-boobs. "Fuck! His hands

Chingal0 11-24-2003 08:14 PM

fell off as he shook violently from the frozen hotdog that grazed his

torgone 11-24-2003 08:21 PM

teeth. He hated that. Someone would pay! But who? Or whom? I don't

bundy 11-24-2003 08:58 PM

know who air45 is, but he has infected half of the nonsense forum...

Fremen 11-24-2003 10:22 PM

with smiles of sex that he can to ply the female peoples with

paddyjoe 11-26-2003 05:12 AM

promises of incontinence, unlike bundy, who never pees on a date. Instead he

Midlandmadman 11-26-2003 07:51 AM

holds it untill the date is over. This is how Niagra Falls got.........

Fremen 11-26-2003 06:30 PM

saturated one weekend. Unfortunately for flyman, he was blamed for the whole mess.


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