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wannabes lined up in hope of catching a glimpse of that famous DeVito
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butt crack, but it was too close to the ground so they left.
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In the meantime, torgone and Fremen were thinking about turning gay, but Astrocloud
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strapped on a 14-incher and drove those thoughts right out of our minds,
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but didn't relieve the fact that this thread was on the 3rd page!
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"What else can I do", moaned Astrocloud. "I've straightened out my pals, but
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it takes mental fortitude and a certain amount of joie de vivre to
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have my way with those other two dorks, flyman and bundy." "Maybe if
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i cover my body in chocolate body paint, then roll in dog shit
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I'll smell better. Aw, screw it. Let's get lunch. I feel like eating
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scrot today" said Astrocloud. "No no no!" Proclaimed paddyjoe, scrot is bad for
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your manly image. Besides, it could cause acne and male pattern baldness. Instead,
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lets all feast on the succulent love flower....the vagina.When it opens....
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and that delightful, pungent aroma meets your nostrils, you just gotta do the
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dishes. "It's how I get these wretched curs to do my bidding, cackled
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Jesus, as he slashed at the souls of ENRON exec's in hell with
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his razor sharp dildo.
"Normally the nuns do this sort of work." A |
little cross training never hurts in situations like this though. Meanwhile, Santa Claus
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ate a tourist and in other news... Saint splck proved that he could
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lick peanut butter off his elbow. "This skill will certainly come in handy
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when his head is down,ass is up,and barking like a dog...
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" said Jesus who was now ass up and barking... None of this bothered
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flyman, who was pre-occupied with his new Barbie collection. "Gosh", flyman gushed, "I
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always thought those shoes looked slutty, but on Barbie, well, I don't know . . .
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Anywho, back at the secret society for big boobie bubble butt boner-making broads,
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who sell seashells by the seashore and create cannibalistic carcases daily. "Prostate suicide
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is bad for the prostate, because prostate's provide pleasure for guy who like
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paddyjoe,.....can't seem to get enough glandular enjoyment out of the backside of...
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the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, many of whom beg to be bent over his
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pal flymans lap and spanked til thier butt cheeks turn bright red.Then
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Godzilla approached from the southeast, rhyming to the background music of kenny g.
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everyone keeled over at the sound of Kenny G. so Godzilla stomped through
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Kenny G's face, and ended the sorrows of many. Meanwhile, something else happened
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deep inside Fremen's pants. The combination lock he used for his tiny, shriveled
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pac man lunchbox from gradeschool,had somehow locked itself over fremen's tiny,shriveled
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parasitic twin named Moolag. She was dead but wearing flannel sleeper jammies. Ass
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monkeys jumped down from the trees. They were acting like they were on.....
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yellow snow. I just read like fifteen pages of this crap, anyways, Moolag
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jumped from a tree, then spat on the yellow snow, when he saw
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onionmon making fun of HER life story. She decided to grab him by
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