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empu 12-02-2003 01:33 AM

wannabes lined up in hope of catching a glimpse of that famous DeVito

torgone 12-02-2003 08:06 AM

butt crack, but it was too close to the ground so they left.

paddyjoe 12-02-2003 09:42 AM

In the meantime, torgone and Fremen were thinking about turning gay, but Astrocloud

Fremen 12-02-2003 04:28 PM

strapped on a 14-incher and drove those thoughts right out of our minds,

Chingal0 12-14-2003 01:27 PM

but didn't relieve the fact that this thread was on the 3rd page!

paddyjoe 12-17-2003 04:52 AM

"What else can I do", moaned Astrocloud. "I've straightened out my pals, but

torgone 12-17-2003 03:21 PM

it takes mental fortitude and a certain amount of joie de vivre to

paddyjoe 12-17-2003 06:14 PM

have my way with those other two dorks, flyman and bundy." "Maybe if

bundy 12-17-2003 11:40 PM

i cover my body in chocolate body paint, then roll in dog shit

torgone 12-18-2003 11:17 AM

I'll smell better. Aw, screw it. Let's get lunch. I feel like eating

Chingal0 12-18-2003 07:06 PM

scrot today" said Astrocloud. "No no no!" Proclaimed paddyjoe, scrot is bad for

paddyjoe 12-18-2003 07:21 PM

your manly image. Besides, it could cause acne and male pattern baldness. Instead,

Fly 12-18-2003 08:52 PM

lets all feast on the succulent love flower....the vagina.When it opens....

bundy 12-18-2003 11:38 PM

and that delightful, pungent aroma meets your nostrils, you just gotta do the

paddyjoe 12-19-2003 04:25 AM

dishes. "It's how I get these wretched curs to do my bidding, cackled

Chingal0 12-23-2003 11:32 PM

Jesus, as he slashed at the souls of ENRON exec's in hell with

Astrocloud 12-24-2003 08:33 AM

his razor sharp dildo.

"Normally the nuns do this sort of work."

A

paddyjoe 12-24-2003 10:47 AM

little cross training never hurts in situations like this though. Meanwhile, Santa Claus

Astrocloud 12-24-2003 11:19 PM

ate a tourist and in other news... Saint splck proved that he could

paddyjoe 12-25-2003 05:53 AM

lick peanut butter off his elbow. "This skill will certainly come in handy

Fly 12-25-2003 06:00 AM

when his head is down,ass is up,and barking like a dog...

Astrocloud 12-25-2003 09:12 PM

" said Jesus who was now ass up and barking... None of this bothered

paddyjoe 12-26-2003 04:27 AM

flyman, who was pre-occupied with his new Barbie collection. "Gosh", flyman gushed, "I

torgone 12-26-2003 08:32 PM

always thought those shoes looked slutty, but on Barbie, well, I don't know . . .

slimshaydee 12-28-2003 08:09 PM

Anywho, back at the secret society for big boobie bubble butt boner-making broads,

Chingal0 12-29-2003 01:49 AM

who sell seashells by the seashore and create cannibalistic carcases daily. "Prostate suicide

slimshaydee 12-29-2003 07:40 AM

is bad for the prostate, because prostate's provide pleasure for guy who like

Fly 12-29-2003 07:43 AM

paddyjoe,.....can't seem to get enough glandular enjoyment out of the backside of...

paddyjoe 01-01-2004 06:42 AM

the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, many of whom beg to be bent over his

Fly 01-01-2004 08:14 AM

pal flymans lap and spanked til thier butt cheeks turn bright red.Then

Chingal0 01-05-2004 12:04 PM

Godzilla approached from the southeast, rhyming to the background music of kenny g.

01-05-2004 12:40 PM

everyone keeled over at the sound of Kenny G. so Godzilla stomped through

Chingal0 01-14-2004 12:17 PM

Kenny G's face, and ended the sorrows of many. Meanwhile, something else happened

paddyjoe 01-14-2004 03:48 PM

deep inside Fremen's pants. The combination lock he used for his tiny, shriveled

Fly 01-14-2004 04:43 PM

pac man lunchbox from gradeschool,had somehow locked itself over fremen's tiny,shriveled

Astrocloud 01-15-2004 07:16 PM

parasitic twin named Moolag. She was dead but wearing flannel sleeper jammies. Ass

01-15-2004 10:07 PM

monkeys jumped down from the trees. They were acting like they were on.....

onionmon 01-15-2004 10:37 PM

yellow snow. I just read like fifteen pages of this crap, anyways, Moolag

herostar 01-15-2004 11:47 PM

jumped from a tree, then spat on the yellow snow, when he saw

paddyjoe 01-16-2004 04:35 AM

onionmon making fun of HER life story. She decided to grab him by


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