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Astrocloud 11-26-2003 06:37 PM

-And well they should for it was flyman's mess. He seemed to overlook

torgone 11-26-2003 07:28 PM

showering for weeks at a time. He felt that licking himself like a

Astrocloud 11-26-2003 08:33 PM

lollipop would make him more attractive to the now mummified MoOlag. Cold sweat

bundy 11-26-2003 10:15 PM

covered his body, he soon realised that the gram of high quality cocaine

Chingal0 11-26-2003 11:45 PM

was chopped with miracle grow! He soon sprouted pubes at an inhuman rate

empu 11-27-2003 12:20 AM

like some amped up Chia Love Doll. The room spun around him slowly,

Fremen 11-27-2003 12:41 AM

increasing the amount of sloshing going on in his full bladder.
Flyman needed

bundy 11-27-2003 01:48 AM

get away from all of this excess growth and unrequited MoOlag passion, so

Fly 11-27-2003 05:55 AM

he deciced to end it all.It was too unberable to have to...

paddyjoe 11-27-2003 06:04 AM

face MoOlag sober. So he sparked one up, and jumped in his '56

Fly 11-27-2003 06:33 AM

chevy.....drove to paddyjoe's house......they grabbed bundy,splck and fremen and procceded...

Fremen 11-27-2003 08:10 AM

up the coast to the biggest cathouse in the Northwest where all the

bundy 11-27-2003 03:56 PM

hottest hookers in the US liked to party... the boys all ditched their clothes

Fly 11-27-2003 04:43 PM

,ran naked up main street ,screaming at the top of their lungs..."Hey....

Astrocloud 11-27-2003 04:48 PM

we forgot Astrocloud" -Yet there was Astro waving to them from the cathouse...

empu 11-27-2003 04:57 PM

cellar, having been imprisoned there when it was determined that he had no

paddyjoe 11-27-2003 05:03 PM

right to even look at these hotties with a goofy double face. So

Astrocloud 11-27-2003 05:04 PM

they kept him in the basement with some kinky female perverts. Meanwhile Mothra

paddyjoe 11-27-2003 05:55 PM

caused serious turmoil in the bubbling cauldron that was Fremen's brain, causing him

bundy 11-27-2003 07:05 PM

to be strangely arroused... he suddenly realised, it wasn´t fear he felt, but

thenewguy 11-27-2003 08:56 PM

the sudden, uncontrollable urge to piss. So he unzipped his pants and pulled

Fremen 11-27-2003 10:20 PM

out El Jefe! The monster organ that terrorized Munchkin-land and made the Lion

feelgood 11-27-2003 11:10 PM

whimpered in terror as it backed into the corner. Meanwhile the wizard

paddyjoe 11-28-2003 04:03 AM

was performing unspeakable acts on Fremen's unit, finally rendering it a useless piece

Astrocloud 11-28-2003 12:58 PM

of maggot flesh... just the sort of thing that "the wizard" craved in

11-28-2003 01:23 PM

his breakfast. Astrocloud along with the rest, joined forces to take over every

bundy 11-28-2003 01:45 PM

corner of munchkin land, which wasn´t very hard, since it was a set

Fremen 11-28-2003 11:55 PM

Lincoln Logs and Legos mixed in with bundys' old mans' VW Van parts

empu 11-29-2003 12:25 AM

held together with munchkin turds. "Come, my precious kinky female perverts," Astrocloud cried,

paddyjoe 11-29-2003 05:55 AM

"lets run away to Neverland, where we can frolic with Michael, and have

Fremen 11-29-2003 07:03 AM

a grand ol' time trying to come up with a way to bilk

Astrocloud 11-29-2003 11:53 AM

millions of orphans out of their Christian Children's fund -and we'll get loaded."

Chingal0 11-29-2003 06:31 PM

"Get loaded you say?" Paddyjoe inquired. "Why I love to get loaded and

torgone 11-29-2003 07:03 PM

go screw with people at the mall. Especially this time of year. They're

Chingal0 11-30-2003 12:49 PM

so succulent and ready for grilling!" His cannabalistic ways always distracted him from

Astrocloud 11-30-2003 02:13 PM

his nose picking and there was a large bogey still attached to his

Fly 12-01-2003 04:46 AM

index finger,that he was flailing about in the direction of splck.He.....

rockzilla 12-01-2003 08:18 AM

sprayed lighter fluid all over the nude portrait of Danny DeVito that Jesus

uffjohn 12-01-2003 10:10 AM

had left there earlier by some mistake. Meanwhile, in another part of the

sTghezzo 12-01-2003 10:45 AM

nude devito portrait, also known as the background, Nick Nolte and Vin Diesel


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