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-And well they should for it was flyman's mess. He seemed to overlook
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showering for weeks at a time. He felt that licking himself like a
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lollipop would make him more attractive to the now mummified MoOlag. Cold sweat
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covered his body, he soon realised that the gram of high quality cocaine
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was chopped with miracle grow! He soon sprouted pubes at an inhuman rate
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like some amped up Chia Love Doll. The room spun around him slowly,
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increasing the amount of sloshing going on in his full bladder.
Flyman needed |
get away from all of this excess growth and unrequited MoOlag passion, so
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he deciced to end it all.It was too unberable to have to...
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face MoOlag sober. So he sparked one up, and jumped in his '56
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chevy.....drove to paddyjoe's house......they grabbed bundy,splck and fremen and procceded...
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up the coast to the biggest cathouse in the Northwest where all the
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hottest hookers in the US liked to party... the boys all ditched their clothes
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,ran naked up main street ,screaming at the top of their lungs..."Hey....
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we forgot Astrocloud" -Yet there was Astro waving to them from the cathouse...
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cellar, having been imprisoned there when it was determined that he had no
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right to even look at these hotties with a goofy double face. So
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they kept him in the basement with some kinky female perverts. Meanwhile Mothra
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caused serious turmoil in the bubbling cauldron that was Fremen's brain, causing him
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to be strangely arroused... he suddenly realised, it wasn´t fear he felt, but
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the sudden, uncontrollable urge to piss. So he unzipped his pants and pulled
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out El Jefe! The monster organ that terrorized Munchkin-land and made the Lion
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whimpered in terror as it backed into the corner. Meanwhile the wizard
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was performing unspeakable acts on Fremen's unit, finally rendering it a useless piece
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of maggot flesh... just the sort of thing that "the wizard" craved in
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his breakfast. Astrocloud along with the rest, joined forces to take over every
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corner of munchkin land, which wasn´t very hard, since it was a set
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Lincoln Logs and Legos mixed in with bundys' old mans' VW Van parts
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held together with munchkin turds. "Come, my precious kinky female perverts," Astrocloud cried,
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"lets run away to Neverland, where we can frolic with Michael, and have
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a grand ol' time trying to come up with a way to bilk
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millions of orphans out of their Christian Children's fund -and we'll get loaded."
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"Get loaded you say?" Paddyjoe inquired. "Why I love to get loaded and
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go screw with people at the mall. Especially this time of year. They're
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so succulent and ready for grilling!" His cannabalistic ways always distracted him from
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his nose picking and there was a large bogey still attached to his
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index finger,that he was flailing about in the direction of splck.He.....
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sprayed lighter fluid all over the nude portrait of Danny DeVito that Jesus
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had left there earlier by some mistake. Meanwhile, in another part of the
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nude devito portrait, also known as the background, Nick Nolte and Vin Diesel
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