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THis thread is the elephant's adenoids. It's in like Flynn.
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this thread has moxie in Biloxi
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Once this thread got sozzled on scotch and fizzy water in Biloxi and fell down a flight of stairs and fractured it's coccyx.
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This thread like to stay mobile in Mobile.
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This thread was swallowed by swollen swan from a sweltering swamp while swigging at a swinging soirée in Swanee.
It was swell ... or so I was told |
This thread is ...
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...the tops, it's the tower of pizza...it's the mommy lisa...
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this thread is running away with lisa loeb and doesn't care if uncle phil's feelings are hurt
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belief rules
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Fearing nothingness will provide us nothingness until we can do so. |
This thread is down with that.
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Explaining this thread
could only make it less clear; it wants just to know. |
this thread shocks the monkey
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In Soviet Russia, the Monkey Shocks this Thread.
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This thread was in a dead-end job until it learned to call it a Cul de Sac.
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this thread looked in the mirror and saw this thread
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this thread has been dazed and confused for so long...
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This thread saw this "wanted" poster of a few escaped Christmas trees...if you see them immediately call the authorities, do not approach, they are branched and coniferous.
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This thread went "wee wee wee wee" all the way home.
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This thread hopes you were wearing a diaper.
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this thread also keeps a supply of k-wipes in the rear closet...
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This thread is hoping
we all are telling bad jokes while sharing good truth. |
this thread is the truth
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This thread ate the trail of bread-crumbs.
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This thread ate the worm.
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This thread ate the whole thing.
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This thread has the heartbreak of psoriasis.
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This thread is once again on tenterhooks.
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This thread's dad is bigger than your dad.
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This threads army wears mother boots.
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this thread boots army mothers
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This thread was instructed to synchronize it's watch prior to the rendezvous.
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this thread is beginning to sound like it's wound too tightly...
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this thread is lurking in the sunlight
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this thread is composed entirely of dark matter
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Depending on the speed of recession of this thread from said dark matter, it can be any color it wants.
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This thread is sick and tired of its color or size label having such significance.
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this thread has no prejudice...
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This thread hates all groups of people equally.
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agreed...except for colorless dwarfs, they're OK. Dwarfs have been known to protect the innocent.
exploding white dwarf: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5/spacepic.jpg red dwarf: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...d_dwarfjpg.jpg seven dwarfs: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...n-dwarfs-3.jpg |
This thread was at first just ghostly, but then turned a whiter shade of pale.
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This thread was once a card carrying member of Procol Harum.
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this thread is weaving another tangled web...
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Spider thread, spider thread, does whatever a spider thread does...
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this thread eats worms
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This thread was Martin Luther until the Diet of Worms, but it left a bad taste in it's mouth.
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This thread was never in Korea, and any resemblance it bears to Larry Linville is completely coincidental.
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this thread could be deceptive...
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This thread left to go drop the kids off at the pool.
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This thread is pining with pinging pangs.
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This thread is old enough to have watched the first run of the last episode and have come away wanting to take the farking chicken and shove it up Alan Alda's kiester.
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This thread owns Alan Alda's kiester.
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this thread plucked the chicken...
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This thread wonders why Alan Alda is so annoying ...
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This thread. thinks it's because he's a sexist.
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This thread probably would have voted for Vinick.
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This thread mainlines pheromones.
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What a coincidence!!! This thread lives on the Mainline and has pheromone-laced moth traps around its house to attract those pesky bugs. Many hundreds have perished and this thread is not lamenting their passing.
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This thread so admired the patterning of a moth on the ceiling that it actually considered killing it, in order to keep it.
Of course, that moth still lives, god willing. |
this thread...........worships the moth.
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This thread still has OCM's magical moth in it's chambers.
It's a masterpiece. ( the doughnut eaters just might have my house bugged.) |
This thread enjoys philandering with moth enthusiasts.
... moth-er fucker |
this thread shuffles away just shaking its head...
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This thread often sits on the front porch ready to "recruit" unsuspecting Jehovah's Witnesses into its fake Amway down-line.
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This thread ain't witnessed nothing ...
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this threads hero ain't nothin' but a samwich...
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This thread has never tasted Vegemite so it hopes someone knocks on the front door and has some to offer.
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dis thread be testifyin' in D mina blues wid a gibson stratoblasta tru a wesley goin' round
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This thread is laughing its ass off, again. -try Marmite, for a real taste-treat.
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This thread is a connoisseur of tasty treats that cant be beat.
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Now that this thread has decided to play the blues (and Marmite will do that to ya), It is changing its name to Athsmatic Kumquat Fillmore (Malady/Fruit/Dead President - all the cool blues guys do it.).
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Dis thread caint work no mojo on no 'lectric symphomiza like a plank dobro and Auntie Feeb's coricidin bottle
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This thread has a good woman, who has the meanest dog in town.
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This thread likes the cut of your jib
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This thread sows the seeds of...visual stimulation.
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After Flipper died, this thread had no porpoise.
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This thread likes to talk about food.
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this thread also believes in the recuperative powers of peristalsis...
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In search of a special purpose, this thread paid a visit to Navin R. Johnson.
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This thread does what it can... until its destiny is revealed.
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This thread continues to endure senseless punishment
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This thread recently escaped from the punitentiary where it had been payuing the punalty for impunetrable punditry.
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This thread tried to say that 5 times fast.
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this threads tongue fell off...
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This thread keeps its tongue in a jar by the door.
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This thread was born to lick your face.
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this thread sounds like it is beginning to speak in tongues...
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Hallelujiah, sayeth this thread. It's got a powerful hankerin for the flavor of living rattlesnake head.
/ This thread just noticed that this poster must have been flattering Sion, as he used the very same reference as was used back around page 8. |
This thread was caught with it's hand in the cookie jar.
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This thread, along with Sharon, Lois & Bram, wonders who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
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This thread is standing in line at a bank that guarantees "five-star service" behind eleven other disgruntled customers. I guess it's kind of funny.
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This thread believes that mathematics is NOT funny...if they got rid of six customers, the five star service would be just about right.
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This thread knows that pi R not squared. Pi R round. Cornbread R squared.
/ If mathematics isn't funny, you're not trying hard enough. |
This thread wonders why we don't bank in our cookie jars.
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This thread just finished gazing in awe at the night sky, away from the lights of the city. Then it had to call its beloveds to share.
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