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this thread needs more melanie safka...(lay down, lay down...)
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unc, a friend GAVE ME a couple of Melanie LP's a while back because she didn't listen to her anymore.
ps: I had to look up the name since I never heard her last name though as a youth I loved her and wanted her to have my children....as long as she kept them at home with her and they only visit once every few weeks. |
This thread was made for loving you, baby, and you were made for loving this thread.
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this thread believes barry white is dead, also...
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this thread just spotted an albino unicorn headed for disaster...
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This thread just realized it forgot something else, again.
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This thread is going to nip off to "Argentina" for a spot of frolic with the Queen of the Caribou.
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this thread will not cry for you, top...
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This thread will don an angular prosthesis and play Madonna in the upcoming film.
This thread is desperately seeking credibility. This thread is a faithful follower of brother John Birch, belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church, and hasn't even got a garage; you can pop over to the ladies' lounge and ask it's wife. |
This thread is hoping for a favorable ruling from the Supreme Court of the United States of America.
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This thread wants to buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on it's real head.
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looks like fun!!!:lol: This thread needs alcohol!! NOW |
tip: don't pour alcohol on open wounds
DG, that's so I can save my love for my one and only...for when she gets out of the witness protection program, of course |
This thread has been forgotten, but not lost.
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This thread is not going to pay a lot for a muffler.
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this thread can go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds flat...
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this thread needs LOVE!!!!!!!!!
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This thread asks "have you looked in all the wrong places"? I heard that's where you'll find it.
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This thread has Moxie. It has stick-to-it-iveness. It has that certain je ne sais quoi. And its mojo is working.
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This thread is often hungry upon awakening.
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this thread is the fountainhead...
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This thread knows who John Gault is.
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this thread even knows how to spell "john galt..."
(sorry, top; i'm a stickler when it comes to ayn rand...) |
This thread is tired and needs some sleep!!
Oh ya don't forget the screw driver. |
Just because this thread thinks uncle phil is the bees knees, it's not going to spend the next several pages running down ayn raynd. (well, maybe just a little.)
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This thread has been known to disguise itself as Ayn Rand.
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this thread realizes that top is just playin' wit' me...
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This thread exposes its hand
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This thread's other hand is invisible.
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this thread could be seen on the links today...
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This thread knocks knick knacks.
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This nick knacks knockers...so to speak. Quietly, if it was that other thread.
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this thread is running a few test.... we will be back with you later.
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This thread wonders what chickens think that something that doesn't really taste like anything tastes like.
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This thread tried to get it's mailman to not deliver bills or any mail from the government. So far it is not working to this thread's specifications :(
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This thread is a coffee achiever!
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this thread is bare...
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This thread is the pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
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This thread was once bitten but not shy.
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A moose bit this thread's sister once. Mind you, moose bites can me mighty nasty.
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This thread always carries a small flask for medicininal purposes in case of snakebite. This thread also always carries a small snake.
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This thread was once a snake-handling pastor in a small Pentecostal church in Pig Waller, Kentucky.
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This thread bit and then trained the snake that the pastor handled and sold him to a man in Bonanza, Colorado for chicken feed.
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This thread has been eaten, digested and defecated by a chicken and now runs a small convenience store right outside of Petaluma. The chicken didn't fare as well.
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this thread is lucky it has never been to waddy petunia, kentucky...
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This thread has naught often been.
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This thread bees what it is.
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This thread's gonna get it a horse, just about this " " big, and ride it all along the border line. With a pair of heavy duty, zircon encrusted tweezers in its hand, every other wrangler would think, it was mighty grand....
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This thread recently saw Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus rapping on a Philadelphia street corner with his crew....day was jammin it!
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This thread says Festus Chester Festus Chester Festus Chester.
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This thread only deigns to be described herein.
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This thread assumes no responsibility.
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This thread is supposed to be playing D&D right now, damn that Punk.of.Ages and his little brother for taking so long.:mad:
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this thread has been there, done that, but never done this...
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This thread has loved, laughed and danced like no one was watching.
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this thread ate an eclectic apple...
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This thread's been eating eye candy without its pants on.
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This thread knows the meaning of envy.
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This thread is drinking Wahoo!!!:hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:
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This thread has stooped low before but is questioning its lowliness.
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this thread should pay homage to amen ra...
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this thread doesn't look back.
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This thread looked back once, but was horrified by its rider...
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This thread walk a 47 miles of barb wire.
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I'm going to slap her...
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This thread wants you to play with his ding-a-linga ling.
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This thread loves you.
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this thread smiles and the world smiles with it...
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this thread ain't never been outside o' the holler.
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This thread's getting his dingyness played with.
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This thread has a hitch in its get along.
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This thread farts proudly.
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This thread has a habit of mimicking fire alarms and now has neurotic concerns about being sent to the Principal's office.
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This thread just whined. (No, not whinnied - whined to itself.)
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this thread just unwound the spool...
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This thread wants to be a hawser when it gets out of college.
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This thread is knot too serious to be given serious consideration.
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This thread is giving that serious consideration.
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This thread has hammered in the morning and been hammered in the evening.
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This thread genuinely inflects.
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This thread has concealed protection.
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This thread says it would like to help you but truthfully, with the extent of labour and cost of the parts involved, you may be better of replacing the whole thing.
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This thread is a yarn, & quite happy about it.
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This thread doesn't want to be strung along.
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This thread thinks it looks like you've blown a seal. So wipe your chin.
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This thread admires this thread.
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THis thread wonders what a mobius stripper would look like.
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Thread this.
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This thread can tell when it's being needled.
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this thread is all stealth like.........
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This thread is over your head, under your radar, beside the point, and above the board.
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This thread only exists in your mind.
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Pay no mind to the thread behind the curtain.
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This thread can't help watching, but it's eating lunch.
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This thread is like a box of chocolates. In hot weather it all starts to run together.
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