This thread's made the necessary cuts.

This thread's uncut.

This thread's cut is the deepest.

This thread hates calculus.

This thread has problems differentiating between integrals and fluxions.

This thread is behind and ahead of the time spent on reaction,
split before the art of anticipation.

this thread is only tenuously committed to gravity.

This thread is cool x Infinity.

this thread took advantage of me... and i kind of liked it.

This thread is ahead of the curve and running so that the curve doesn't catch up.

this thread did not pick it's nose in poughkeepsie...

this thread once threw up in the bus station in Newburgh

When not being read, this thread says something else, altogether.

This thread has never accidentally hung the wrong man.

This thread is back for more.

This thread wonders if anybody would like to see the extended version.

This thread needs to lose 20 pounds or so.

This thread suggests going to "lost and found" but loosing it rather than finding it.

This thread could stand to lose a few loose screws.

this thread is ready for a southern barbecue...

this thread prefers a dry rub

This thread just sent Gloria & Meathead a Happy Anniversary card.

This thread likes a dry rub just fine on its ribs, but prefers some lubrication just about anywhere else.

This thread sometimes can't tell the difference.

this thread's gonna be WARM come sunday...

This thread lost its tooth.

This thread still has a tooth.

this thread has no cooth............



and phil..........you lucky bastard.........enjoy the weather, and say high to noodle for me..........

this thread thanks you, fly...

This thread's toungue must've missed, but other vittles suffice.

This thread is ready to witness whatever happens, where it happens, when it happens.

this thread pleads the fifth because it was slightly involved in whatever happened where ever it was.

This thread posts anonymously on cooking forums, offering recipes, but with at least one crucial ingredient missing.

hell, this thread can't even cook.

This thread has shacked up with a pretty little button that caan cook award winning meals using nothing but a moulinex and a steam iron.

This thread can cook and sew, but does not iron.

THis thread doesn't iron because it's pressed for time.

this thread just uttered an audible groan :p

this thread wonders if a groan' person cries?

this thread thinks too much.

this thread does too little...

This thread has a lot on its mind, but when it looks back on its memories they turn into a pillar of salt.

This thread (according to some experts) only uses 10% of its brain and is proud of it. Maybe if it used 30% of its brain it wouldn't be so proud?

This thread is ready for the zombie apocalypse.

This thread likes apostrophes more than apocalypses....or is it "i"?

This thread is too apocalyptic to remain dormant.

this thread bares all...

This thread is happy to be back.

this thread can needle its way into anyplace it wants to go...

This thread has officially been pricked.

I was gonna squeal on this thread, but it threadened me so mums the word.

we will thread our way back into the mainstream...

This thread is alive. It's ALive. IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!

This thread is a member of the Mile Wide club.

This thread had the Fission Chips at the Three Mile Island Canteen.

This thread is preferred by 4 out of 5 dentists.

This thread is new and improved. It's Old fashioned. Gets rid of embarrassing age spots. Heartbreak of psoriasis....

I heard this thread's medical insurance is now covering transgender surgery.

This thread is frayed and knotted but refuses a trim.

This thread was thinking of joining the Tea Party just for the hell of it.

This thread's people are... gifted.

This thread demands that the government stay out of its Medicare.

This thread's got a long way to go to make it to the border of Mexico.

so this thread will ride like the wind...

It's all that chili this thread ate last night.

this thread is apparent and wears its heart on its spool.

this thread is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored...

In the morning when it's usually wide awake, this thread loves to take a walk through the garden and down by the lake where it often sees a duck and a drake, and it wonders as they go by just what they would say if they could speak, although it knows that it's an absurd thought.

This thread has developed such a cute personality I'm starting to get warm feelings for it...either that or this thread pissed on me.

This thread has tons more personality that that Arnold from Green Acres, but it's still a filthy animal if you buy it a couple of drinks and whisper in its ear.

/ Bacon taste gooood. This thread taste gooooooood.

This thread likes getting whispers in its ears. They serve to disguise the voices in its head.

This thread is hungry. Hungry for some rotisserie style groundhog.

This thread is often found hankering for some peanut M&Ms.

This thread is warm and fuzzy.

http://www.myspacefx.net/import/grap...ad-so-much.jpg

This thread is far too interesting to drink Dos Equis, and far to manly to need Old Spice.

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This thread can beat Chuck Norris, but not the goddamn Batman.

this thread protects the witless...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...nhasbrainz.jpg

this thread is both prosecution and the witness ...

Eye witness accounts are so unreliable, that this thread should just dress up like itself and go walk down the middle of Main Street.

this thread sweeps up after the heartbreak of psoriasis...

this thread is a heart breaker and a dream maker.

This thread is the right kind of sinner to release your inner fantasy.

And yes, this thread is the invincible winner he was born to be.

This thread desires his predictions fulfilled.

If only this thread had some Love Potion #9 it's wishes would be fulfilled.

this thread NEVER kissed a cop down at 34th and vine...

lock me up and throw away the key

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...07/ladycop.jpg

this thread had a brand new pair of roller skates but nick's friend threw away the key

this thread lights candles in the rain...

This thread first finale is fulfilled. It's a wonder, it is.

This thread is about to report itself to the Better Business Bureau.

this thread is a dreamer, nothing but a dreamer ...

this thread can find it's ass with both hands in the dark, or in fly's other thread...

This thread had no involvement in the 1992 massacre of virtual people in Kerplechestan.

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Last night, this thread had a date with a hot little button, and on that hangs a yarn.

This thread can sew that up for you, later.

This thread will put you in stitches!

this thread saved nine...

this thread is often red when it's doing a baseball

this thread was standin' on the corner when i heard my bulldog bark...

This thread looks in a mirror and sees itself looking at itself in the mirror.

this thread is multisexual

this thread's bulldog was barkin' at the two men who were gamblin' in the dark...

This thread is actual size, but probably seems much bigger to most people.

this thread is soft and nubby