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Four out of Five dentists agree that this thread gets teeth whiter.
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this thread wants to go home...
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this thread wants to go home with you
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This thread will be wrapped around your finger.
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This thread is hiding under the table at the Tea Party, just waiting for the right moment to jump out.
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"What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times, and this thread was there..."
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This is the thread that was.
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this is the thread that will be ...
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Superstring theory really turns this thread on.
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This thread's been having trouble navigating since before it was born, & it's not even noon!
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this thread can weave with or without a navigator
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this thread has seen fire and rain...
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this thread should have predicted jewels
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this thread is downtown
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this thread wishes you a wonderful day
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this thread is going to mexico...
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this thread has been seen bouncing off walls
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This thread didn't know that so many red rubber balls were made, but can't find Simon & Garfunkel's.
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this thread likes to handle things, but willingly denies them
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this thread has seen nothing but knows everything
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this thread is golfing this morning...
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This thread needs TP for its bunghole!
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This thread is unraveling.
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This thread is a perfect 120, and will now re-ravel:
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This thread was once part of a cord, but got divorced.
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This thread's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
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this thread's got legs, and it knows how to use them...
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this thread never begs
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this thread scored four times, seven years ago...
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This thread stood up next to a mountain, but because of environmental concerns decided not to chop it down with the edge of its hand. (Well, and because threads don't generally have hands.)
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this thread is hanging from a laundry basket
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This thread is a bit of a basket case.
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this thread wishes it could sing like this
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this thread has been to the mountaintop...
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This thread wishes what the scientologists think they do: That they were clearer.
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this thread is sailing through
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this thread carries the weight of the world on its shoulders...
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this thread has a thing for a good deltoid
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This thread is just about to be overcome by a couple.
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this thread is never lost
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this thread has never had its picture on the cover of the rolling stone, or the onion, for that matter...
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this thread has a nikon camera, loves to take photographs
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In general, this thread would rather use a sterile wipe than a hankey for it's pankey.
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this thread uses handkerchiefs and handcuffs
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this thread drove its chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry...
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this thread likes its bourbon.
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Quote:
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this thread is not on a roll as the cheese
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this thread is bare...
bobby bare... |
this thread looooves good ol' boys
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This thread bought some used paint. Came in the shape of a house.
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This thread is.
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this thread is still...
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this thread is a frayed knot
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this thread is not afraid
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this thread enjoys titty tuesday...
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this thread enjoys your twitties every day
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this thread is also wondering how severely tired it is?
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this thread is tender
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this thread is a real mother...
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this thread is an extraordinary father
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this thread ain't no grandpa
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this thread is it's own grandpa...
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This thread will be dipped in shit.
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this thread is a hypochondriac
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this thread has stuck in a little beautiful music
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this thread has tears in its eyes
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This thread could do with some moloko plus and a bit of ultra violence to go with the Ludwig Van careening about its gulliver. Aye, that would be real horrorshow, me droogies.
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this thread thought that said "implants in sight," but only for a moment.
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THis thread keeps abreast of those things.
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i walked a mile in my own shoes for this thread...
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this thread is ready for trouble
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this thread will get it
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this thread commiserates commensurately
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You can take the country out of this thread, but you can't take this thread out of Salem.
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This thread has no more issues than the next thread.
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this thread has an open box of tissues
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this thread is getting out of dodge...
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This thread is driving a chevy outta dodge.
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this thread is dodging chevys.
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this thread liked its Monte Carlo
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Sometimes this thread needs to be chivvied along.
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