This thread can drink coffee right before hitting the bed and still be snoring in less than five minutes.

This thread ate my post again! (Prob'ly dipped it in it's coffee first!)

This thread once read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones in one sitting, and then had to spend several weeks reading nothing but H. P. Lovecraft stories to regain its sanity.

http://jasoncosper.com/wp-content/up...t-ya_rlyeh.jpg

this thread is connected so dont mess with it

this thread still collects S & H green stamps...

this thread (as do i) loves HP Lovecraft.........

This thread is frayed.

this thread comes in a multitude of colors

Would you say this thread had a plethora of piñatas?

this thread not only questions authority...
it uses it as a condiment in omeletes.

this thread pushes "all the news that's fit to print" right off the front page...

This thread is a not too particularly painful hang-nail,
that I get to fiddle with, endlessly.

this thread is sweet like vinegar and full of light like a black hole.

This thread"wants what it knows it can't have."

&, 2, it "wants what's in the palm of its hand"

this thread is equally efficient with both hands....

This thread has an itch below the left shoulder blade it can't quite reach..

this thread is hosting a superbowl party later this evening and it told me you are all invited, though the criminals who are stalking it and the reason it has to live in the witness protection program are not invited so don't tell them about it, and this thread said it wants the Patriots to win, and it would like somebody to bring Hawaiin sweet bread and Nutella to the party, the rest of us can bring beer.

this thread has lived a surreptitious life under
the thumb of patriarchy,
but cannot remain,
bitter.

:D

this thread has no idea what ring just posted...

May this thread go skinny dipping with me.

This thread is eating my brain.

this thread does NOT want the Patriots win, because it does not like to see cheaters prosper.

this thread is backing the Giants all the way, though it honestly doesn't hold much hope of that happening.

come on down...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...westhottub.jpg

or, if you prefer...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...eywestpool.jpg


this whole thread is invited...

This thread is non demon essential all.

This thread believes in ourselves.

well I hope you're happy!


"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."

This thread is feeling ever so slightly smug.

this thread is waiting for baseball season to begin

this thread may have protected a programmed witness...

this thread is on a mission

the missionary position does not bore this thread as long as there is true love involved

This thread finds your lack of pants disturbing.

This thread enjoys guzzling ice cold spring water.

this thread weighs its answers, savoring the art of delayed gratification,
and reflection.

This thread has SUCH and Headache. Oye!

this thread would like to thank uncle mystro for the reminder of how freakin' cold it is outside.........



(as you know phil,normally i'd save this for joe but....)



*Bastard*

this thread is a warm breeze, wafting gently from the gulf...

This thread enjoys Nutella Lp

This thread is enjoying anticipation.

I'm sure this thread was the inspiration for Carly when she wrote:

We can never know about the days to come
But we think about them anyway
And I wonder if Im really with you now
Or just chasing after some finer day.

This thread wonders why oh why did ketchup have to mess that up? :p

This thread has "Losing my religion" humming around in its thread-head ever since it saw ketchup on holy communion wafers while visiting the witness protection program non-denominational chapel:

http://triggur.org/communion/ketchup.jpg

and then on top of that, it got even worse!
http://triggur.org/communion/oniondip.jpg

http://triggur.org/communion/cheezewhiz.jpg

...which now BEGS!!! the question ...why not Nutella?!!!

this thread will not ever wear a tinfoil hat...

this thread hates that song

This thread has been abusing cough syrup.









Again.

this thread is everythread to everyman...

this thread NEVER looks both ways before crossing the street.....

This thread makes its own path.

This thread is its own 100th monkey.

This thread wants its mommy.

This thread was kicked from an IRC spelling bee for correctly spelling "shittake".

This thread comes has multiple skeins.

this thread hopes it doesn't become the next big internet meme. this thread hates that word.

this thread has it's balls to the wall.....

To further protect its identity, today this thread is going in for a sex change operation. Please lend any support and encouragement you can. Thank you.

.........thread



..........needs



..........beer



:dead:

this thread needs an umbrella...

this thread cums in colors......

This thread is a miracle, waiting to happen.

In 1972, this thread was sent to prison by a military court for a crime it didn't commit. This thread promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, it survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can hire... This thread.

THis thread went to Burma with John Rambo, but left when it couldn't get a decent shave anywhere.

This thread has its ups and downs.

this thread wears rubber party pants.............

so, this thread couldn't get a Burma-Shave?

This thread could use a wax.

this thread sometimes enjoys the nibble technique of unwanted hair removal


To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave

Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom

When Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
Burma-Shave

BadNick beat me to the punch on this thread with the burma shave signs...

(I believe!)

This thread will have all that it needs, and the vast majority of what it wants.

this thread is needy........



poor bastard

speaking of needy, this thread needs a couple of beers...

This thread actually needs a couple of good beers. Big difference.

This thread is good friends with Moe.

Unfortunately, this thread doesn't think highly of Larry or Curly.

This thread has a mind of its own.

This thread sent the mutant adenovirus on its way.

(Ring, bear witness to what happened again!)

This thread wonders if there is not universal interference.

This thread is a universal wonder.

This thread does beauty things.

This thread has that certain je ne sais qua.

And that's just fine with this thread.

Witness protected beer?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tectedbeer.jpg

If I was that beer I'd want to hide my identity, too. In about half hour I'll be sucking on a 25oz Sam Adams lager, tonight it's to the local Belgian brew pub for some imported treats.

This thread would enjoy sucking on a beer through
an Electric Blue colored twirly straw,
while listening to David Bowie.

this thread can have a ballantine's while remembering my old v.2 and v.3 signature...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...esbeersign.jpg

But really, who wouldn't?

this thread has to hang out with his drunken buddy tonight........ (who's gonna be pasted by nine fuckin' thirty)..........and it's gonna make him have to go home early.




fuckin' light weights...........:no:

this thread found an appropriate Valentine's Day card with this greeting:

I picked up this card
from a slim selection,
But that's all they offer
in witness protection.
Love, J. Doe

This thread has jumped off the cliff,
and is riding a warm thermal updraft,
smiling, as it soars and glides and drifts gently
in a controlled manner
down to
the ground,
where
wine and cheese,
sit on the
blanket,
waiting
for us.

This thread will be there, without pretense.

this thread is waiting for a golden parachute

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...parachute1.jpg

this thread has worn blue suede shoes, fallen into a burning ring of fire, been tangled up in blue and has heard London calling. and that was only last thursday...

This thread simply loves the word 'comfortable'
it rolls off the tongue well, it sounds like what it means,
it is a hero of a word.

this thread loves a hero of a hero and hopes all participants in witness protection can eat one of these

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...OD20PT2066.jpg

This thread is not easily manipulated by cinematic pop cultured cuisine.

Ahem.

THis thread is worried that it left the coffee pot on.

This thread sings.

That sounds like pop corn. This thread loves pop corn, and coincidentally, so do I ...with grated parmesan on it. And with melted carmel and pecans for dessert. After that, this thread would like a triple cappuccino very dry.

This thread really wants to share some of BadNick's parmesaned popcorn chased by the carmel and pecan stuff so it doesn't get a tummy ache. Don't forget, this thread is still expecting. Just take what you want.

Ahhh, I didn't realize this thread is expecting. How sweet, congratulations and all the best.

I hope this thread allows me to be the godfather of the little expectation, though I imagine "godfather" may have a negative connotation to things in this thread's past that it would rather forget.

this thread always knew a hero wasn't nothin' but a samwich...

This thread loves a good hero and still eats samwiches.

this thread enjoys the fine art of sammiching...

This thread has developed an appetite. I hear this is a good sign.