This thread eats little punks like you for breakfast.

This thread does not enjoy being bullied.

i thought this thread was attitudinally challenged...

this thread is sleep challenged.....

This thread will give everyone a computer,
equipped to listen to this song, Sad Lisa, By Cat Stevens.

This thread will hardly swallow that. Then, this thread will go out for breakfast.

This thread got a congratulatory and good wishes telephone call last night from Paris Hilton, but it just hung up on her.

this thread is also in the witless erection program

but it doesnt like to talk about that

this thread wishes it had on a set of track pants instead of these fucking jeans.......

This thread thinks its penis is smaller than average and is trying to compensate by driving a cool car.

This thread is pregnant and has a small penis and is concerned about giving birth. :eek:

this thread will probably never pick it's nose in poughkeepsie...

Even though this thread drives a 600+ hp Supra turbo, it just looked at it's penis in the mirror and it appears to be normal size, but it's sure it was one of those mirrors that makes everything look smaller than it really is (can't show face due to witness protection program rules and regulations)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...gym-mirror.jpg

This thread is humming to the song..Turn! Turn!Turn!
Seekers and Byrds alike.

this thread is beginning to flesh out...

This thread has mixed feelings about today, thanks to Uncle Al:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...y_Massacre.jpg

This thread is laughing (what remains of) its ass off.

This thread holds several patents for door mounted ice dispensers on fridges.

and is not afraid to use them...

This thread has abs of steel. Don't try to snag a peek until the baby comes.

This thread wants to touch the hiney.

This thread also has will of iron, thighs of oak, buns of sesame, and underpants of latex.

This thread eschews underwear.

This thread will not hang out it's dirty laundry in public, though it has been known to eat edible underwear but otherwise on the intranetz it's easy to e-chew even dirty underwear.

This thread does not eschew obfucation, though.
This thread does not feel 100% right without good airflow around its secret places.

this thread offers one word: "kilts"

this thread did not start the fire...

This thread will ambulate despite disambiguation,

And it loves Swanson Mini-Tacos as well.

this thread is a few wobbly pops away from being pasted......

this thread runs with scissors.....

and this thread eats razor blades ...

And spits tinsel onto it's Christmas tree.

and shits needles the next morning...

this thread never met that pea-picker from tennessee named "ernie..."

This thread is changing the world from the inside.

What did this thread witness?

this thread is hung over like a shit house rat.......:oogle:

Ask the prince, they have a nose for things like that

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs/jsin63l.jpg

http://www.ait-recorders.com/images/witness.jpg

underwear for the fashionable protected witness

FRONT
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s/al148l2m.jpg
BACK
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../al148l2mr.jpg

...unless you wear them backwards to throw off the bad guys

This thread is having trouble pulling its thoughts together.

This thread does not suffer fools gladly,
yet shall always be kind to them...
hopefully,
most of the time.

Ah, well.

this part of the thread echoes the above sentiment...

This thread shall step up to the plate,
and will swing.

Whos on first?

this thread knows, but ain't tellin'...

(hint: it's "who's...")

What this thread lacks in punctuation,
makes up for, by being punctual.....

and loves the 'Man From Uncle' as well.

This thread can be punctilious but not quite pugnacious, although this thread was a pugilist in a past life.

perfectly put, in this thread...

This thread is on tenterhooks.

Possibly due to being confined too long in the protection facilities, this thread doesn't know what tenterhooks are.

PS: well, googled it. This thread learned something new today.

This thread has blind-siding epiphanies...

that give back-scratches.

my edit: oops, I meant to say this thread does this, not "me" of course:

This thread used moisturizer cream on it's legs today since it was scratching them to near orgasm ...and bloodiness. This thread really likes the Nutraderm stuff, best it has found for great moisture and not greasy.


PS:
Back scratches are awesome to get; my 12yo old boy who's already as large as I am still snuggles up to me and asks me to scratch his back ....my little puppy boy. Personally, foot massages are my preference.

This thread is giving out free Entropy.

This thread is warm in some parts, cold in others.

This thread has had it's petard surgically removed so that it cannot be hoisted by it.

This thread waits patiently, and welcomes input when it comes.

this thread is no gynocologist, but it'll have a look at it...

This thread's brain might explode, the only question being: Big or little?

may this thread's truck,start tommorow morning.

this thread knows how to keep a moron in suspense

This thread was able to secretly place a classified ad in a local newspaper:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lewhite-lg.jpg

This thread will never end...

this thread just might have an epiphany...

This thread is a victim of self-induced psychosis.

...not to fear, the guy who cleans the dispensary prescribed a bottle of prozac every four hours. All is good.

This thread senses the difference between baggage and luggage.

This thread also very much enjoys reggae music since it has two g's lke baggage and luggage.

This thread is getting raggedy. :surprised:

this thread once dated both Raggedy Ann AND Andy

This thread, has a daily ritual,
it follows the tracks
down
to the river side,

It lets the love of all,
wash over and bathe us in glory.


(laundry soap included)

this thread could care less about the lunar eclipse...

This thread is wearing depends so it doesn't have to get up off the couch.

This thread could use a hand getting off the couch.

This thread could've retired to Jamaica by now,
if it had collected the proper fees,
for the therapy it has given.

This thread is currently skiing in Utah.

this thread was seen buying smokes and lottery tickets for it's mom working south seventh street.

this thread could've had a V8

this thread didn't do it...

This thread can bat its eyelashes like no other mother.

This thread has gout... it comes from living large.

this thread could qualify...

This thread's friends, can either be,
Karass or Granfalloons.

this thread coulda been a contendah...

Hey Stella!

This thread would like to advise badnick that it is a poor idea to court naive shut ins while all liquored up.

For it's entree this evening, this thread would like Catfish on a Hot Tin Griddle.

This thread almost married a lobster fisherman...

This thread is tanned, rested, ready, and back with a vengance. However, this thread would really like to know who moved its cheese.

This thread went through false labor pains during the past few days.

this thread never once called for an epidural, either...

this thread doubled down on 16 and won

this thread is sad that Myron Cope passed away yesterday

this thread may never pass this way again...

This thread is craving french vanilla ice cream with cocktail sauce.

Thread this.

This thread refuses to be needled.

This thread has knitted up the raveled sleeve of care.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../rman1653l.jpg

To celebrate our comraderie, let's all wear the same hats

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/wpphat.jpg

This thread shall be spooning soon.

and if this thread is not spooning soon, then someone's getting forked

this thread awaits the eventual spork-fest...

This thread has seen a spork without a cause.

Please be aware that sporking is still illegal in 17 states.