ooo ooo ...palindrome

This thread is walking in boots of Spanish leather.

What color, BadBoy? Ahem, don't you think a boot photo is in order?

right again, jewels. If I could find a boot photo worthy of representing the mental image I would, but since I'm stuck in the Witness Protection Program this is all I got.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...mer_invite.jpg

this thread knows just what a Telefunken U-47 is...do you?

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

This thread is made up of a secret blend of exotic waxes designed to make it burn slower with less drips.

this thread just ingested a most excellent burger and ear of corn...

This thread believes that plant & animal reproduction are intertwined, and that politics suck.

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

this thread uses carnuba wax when "polishing its shaft"

Ouch!

This thread grows faster than the longest one.

(Don't worry, there's no haiku in there)

This thread continues the growth spurt, despite the lack of good nutrition.

This thread repeats itself when under stress.

This thread is relaxing; it is feeling pleasantly warm and calm; all stressful thoughts and feelings have flowed out of this threads body; this thread feels like it is floating in air.

this threads wonderful zephyr like feeling has been interrupted by the sounds of police sirens and barking dogs.

this thread is pissed!

this thread needs some "swing oil..."

This thread is Z-rated for high speed driving.

This thread is Y-rated for stand up philosophy

This thread is ranked 101 in Time magazines "100 Most Influential" issue.

This thread always signs its paychecks, "Alan Smithee"

This thread took a walk earlier today and witnessed the Schuylkill River on the left, the Manayunk Canal on the right and Flat Rock Dam.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...settingsun.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...3/damfalls.jpg

The schuylkill river

This thread's got the feeling something ain't right ...

this thread has never been accused of being uglier than a box of frogs...

This thread has.

this thread is back with a new attitude...

This thread is bringing sexy back. It didn't fit properly, so it is going to be exchanged for sensual.

This thread is still not sure why it needs protection. Anybody know?

This thread wants to be your human blanket.

Or banquet.

This thread has you covered and would eat you in a minute ...with mayo and roast peppers sensually dripping from your parts.

This thread is ready for it's debut.

This thread wants to ask you a personal question.

This thread has a jealous parasitic mutated twin that doesn't like you reading this.

this thread is over 20,000 years old and has suvived at least 6 ice ages

This thread shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Turned out to be the Pickle King of Jersey City, and now the mob wants to rub this thread out.

This thread is now informed.

This thread believes in cloning, when it cogitates about there being more
Giant Hamburgers on this planet.

This thread digs holes on Monday and fills them back in on Thursday.

This thread wants a pickled egg.

this thread wants to shock the monkey

this thread is a former member of the band once known as .

this thread is already down in savannah eatin' cream and bananas...

Fine. If none of you will help out this thread will get its own pickled egg.
http://foodgeeks.com/images/recipes/18452.jpeg

This thread is replete, and recommends you not stand downwind of it for a few hours.

This thread will be spending time in the profusion of sulfur program for a while but will be back after degasification.

this thread is back after degasification and ready for 15 hrs straight of futurama

This thread feel much less bloated now than it had previously, and is craving something fresh and summer-y.

Tophat made this thread hungry for the bounty of spring/early summer so now it wants berries and fruits....though when this thread said "bounty" it had bad thoughts about the bounty hunter finding this thread in spite of it being in the witness protection program ...but on to the delicacies

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...berry_feta.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...3/cimg0735.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rries_main.jpg

This thread is making me hungry.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

This man is making a funny.

this thread searches for a bowie knife...

This thread can gut a fish in 10 seconds or less.

This thread eats fish guts for dessert. Even the little green sack from blowfish.

This thread put the hardy in foolhardy.

this thread is taking the laughter out of slaughter.

This thread would love some adult companionship, but doesn't want to pay a governorship for it.

This thread wiil send you Mary Poppins.

and the fool too...




this thread be merry and poppin'

It would be insane for this thread to continue but to stop, it must ask. By asking, it shows that it is sane and must therefore continue.

This thread must tread gently as if often teeters over the line of sanity.

but this thread also carries a big "stick..."

This thread long ago passed the point of concern about whether it's sane or insane, and is just happy to dance along its merry way.

THis thread wants to go to the Bahamas

This thread wants to go back to the Bahamas ...hey, let's all of us go there for a Witness Protection Thread Reunion! This thread has very fond memories of staying at a nice house called Dugdale on Harbour Island in the Bahamas, at that time the house was owned by a friend but now it's owned by some multi-billionaire who was married to Ellen Barkin ...this thread always had a soft spot for Ellen. While at Dugdale, this thread was very protected and taken care of by Angela and Vincent; every morning Angela would bake fresh bread and Vincent would catch langostino lobsters and conch for the lobster and conch salads. Since then Angela has become somewhat well known for her Angela's Starfish Restaurant. Vincent highly qualifies as a fertility specialist; after failing to propogate a baby thread for over 5 years, this thread drank one of Vincent's secret elixers which he said would guarantee an offspring; a year later this thread had a new baby daughter thread. Lots of cool things to see and explore in the Bahamas.

This thread likes Bora Bora.

This thread is hearing voices again but the voices are speaking spanish so it has no idea what they are saying.

this thread is made entirely out of a question mark...

this thread also has the mysterians...

This thread ate a piece of bark while hiding under a tree...

This thread hugged a tree and the tree hugged back.

this thread enjoys hanging upside down in trees

can't remember...has this thread played nick-nack on my thumb yet?

THis thread is kind of crazy with a spooky little comment like that.

No, but it gave a frog a loan.

This thread would like to live in a tree house. Any of you who want to come up, just yell the secret words "hey nick, drop the ladder down"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...20pics3/09.jpg

or if you're a more modern minded space cadet:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...treehouse2.jpg

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
This thread is getting shaggy and is thinking about shaving its dome.

this thread bored a hole to the centre of the sun in search of the source of all things yellow.

So you're the one who created the anomaly.

This thread loves us all.

This thread leaves you feeling a little unsettled not unlike the feeling you get when you replace your brakes and realize you have extra parts.

This thread loves cruising the calle ...

This thread wondered what "cruising the calle..." means so it googled it hoping to see some way out of this witness protection program by cruising down to calle ...though this thread enjoys all you guys and gals it would still like to have an occasional furlough from the witness protection program.

So this google adventure came up with:

Copper Bar (Fetish) Gay Cruise Bar
Calle de San Vicente Ferrer, 34 , Madrid
Well-established, gay bar for naked, leather and rubber fetish lovers with a small dark room. Underwear party every Sunday. Other themed parties such as S&M, FF and Jocks on Wednesdays. reviews and map

This thread can translate multilingually.

calle = street

this thread could also be accused of being a cunning linguist...

The above astute comments remind this thread that you are what you eat and taste like it, too. Long live the witness protection program!

This thread feels pretty. Oh so pretty. It feels pretty and witty and gay.

This thread is back in the closet.

this thread loves the western movies...

THis thread likes gladiator movies too.

This thread is standing here bravely ...I am Spartacus! or am I Hopalong Cassidy? Now this thread is confused.

I thought this thread was trying to enlighten other threads.

In an effort to save energy and bandwidth, this thread is getting multiple use out of this thread enlightening picture

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ts_alberta.jpg

This thread loves you, as you well know.

this thread almost feels the love...

Hell, man.

This thread can even feel yours.

Now, about the lingering moistness on my foot?

This thread has never been on a summer's cruise.
/ Quelle Damage

Does a summer car cruise count? This thread has never been on a ship cruise but likes car cruises ...though it is difficult to play shuffle board in a two seater and there is just not much space for a large pool ...restaurant service? = drive up only...as witnessed by this thread.

This thread prefers the water to the street or the drive thru ...

this thread drinks at "moe's..."

Sometimes this thread likes to drink mo'e

You ARE bad.

Ring me.

This thread believes we'll eventually meet.

Eventually can be almost forever, though usually it's better sooner than later.

This thread has learned to not drink mo'e and drive

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...treetruck2.jpg

this thread is not ready to leave...

This thread is staying put and wonders about the origination of put in that sense.

Sometimes this thread is a putz and doesn't know what staying put means. This thread thinks it might not care about that, though. Not sure...is it important?