:skeptical: This thread needs to know: Who's Tony?

Besides being a witness protection officer ...I think... it's also a pub place about 1 minute from where I work http://www.tonysplaceivyland.com/ A couple years ago it used to be a smelly dive, though I'd go there anyway for a beer or two since even a smelly dive might have redeeming characteristics ...or characters. Then Tony took it over, spent a million bucks on it, and now it is fun AND very nice. They have a pretty damn good burger, though their tomato pies are also excellent, and I sometimes just have the sesame encrusted tuna appetizer which is fresh tender tuna slices over a little salady thing ...very tasty. Damn it! now I have to stop there on my way home :(

This thread blinds itself and uses its mouth.

Hell, it's fun...

This thread is hoping for a thrilling Thursday.

hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go. This thread hopes Snow White will be in my office when I get there.

This thread does what it's doing, moment by moment.

And this thread from the casino dances with its shirt open
like a Latin lover along the shore
chasin' all them silly New York girls

This thread blankets.

This thread enjoys a mid-afternoon french vanilla coffee from time to time.

This thread pretends without pretense.

This thread posts after you, content to cyber-spoon....till we meet again.

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

Ahhh, as a young boy I really really liked Roy Rogers and I loved Dale Evans.

this thread enjoys a mid-afternoon french...anytime

This thread loves to French cyberspoon ...

this thread likes to look things up that it doesn't know ...like "French cyberspoon"

this thread had it once...

This thread enjoys experimental procedure - it's never tried anything only once.

This thread is the most open minded thread there is

This thread loves to conduct independent research.

This thread believes things which many people don't.

This thread believes everything until proven otherwise.

This thread is trippin' ...

this thread is lighter than the fantastic...

for both of the previous reasons, this thread managed to register on a new hippie forum posted here for a brief few moments, before our illustirous on-the-ball moderators deleted that thread. far out!

This thread can shrug its shoulders and change the subject any time it wants to...

This thread is quite hopefully obsessive.

This thread has been spinning gold into straw and making ethanol from it.

this thread may yet breath in the rarified atmosphere...

This thread is going to earn its Vacuum Sucker Merit Badge if it's the last thing it does.

This thread does not kiss ass, except sometimes in the bedroom.

this thread may start to unravel...

this thread hates you all with such an absolute passion. As you post more and more this threads rage festers more and more. This thread is thinking about taking a gun into its job, at the post office.

This thread must calm down and regruntle itself.

This thread has had its moments when it's been bound a wee bit tight, but just might take it's daughter to work ...

This thread is longing for tomorrow more than Annie did.

This thread is experiencing exquisite anticipation pangs.

"this thread singing in the dead of night..."

(this thread loves its beatles...)

This thread pretends, not beyond the point of possibility.

Heads AND tails and everybody wins.

this thread saw rain on the 1st day of summer

This thread only though it saw rain, in actuality it was snow, ugh.

(It's turned out I don't get it.)

This thread says dammit!

This thread wonders if michael landon ever made it rain.

This thread is a card carrying member of Sam's Club.

This thread doesn't like Sam or his Club ...nothing personal, just business.

this thread doesnt realize the importance of ketchup in bulk.

this thread just shot through the eye of a needle...

this thread is our land, this thread is your land.

This thread is having a flashback to the first post in this thread ......

.....I'm back to reality :rolleyes:

this thread wobbles but it wont fall down...

this thread needs more beer.

This thread is going to pick up the phone and invite Benny Lava over.

This thread doesnt know who benny lava is.

this thread might want to watch that video now.

This thread is :lol: ing @ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ but hopes SSJTWIZTA enjoys.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showpos...ostcount=13177

This thread can not stop laughing, this thread things that that is the single greatest video it has ever seen!!

This thread is discussing this thread with ring, and we're enjoying "it" very much.

this thread should decide to accept this mission...

this thread is incapable of self-destruction ...

This thread isn't sure if it's more of a Möbius strip or a Klein bottle.

this thread now knows who benny lava is, and is confused.

After watching that Benny Lava vid, this thread had to listen to Ravi Shankar for whole day to cleanse its soul.

this thread thinks that vid is the bee's knees, and that Benny Lava is the coolest motherfu....(shut yo mouth) ever to walk the face of this Earth...



more Benny Lava goodness:
http://bennylava.com/

Totally immerse yourself in the wonderful truth that is Benny Lava ...if you call this thread's cell phone, you will here it's newly acquire Benny Lava ringtone: http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:437472/

This thread is satiation incarnate.

This thread knows where Carmen Sandiego is...

This thread always knew where Carmen Sandiego was.

This thread has been onto both her and Waldo's game for quite some time.

This thread has an amazing ringtone featuring a Benny Lava-Carmen Sandiego duet.

this thread did not lose waldo...

this thread is where waldo is hiding from chuck norris

57 skirts have not been blown off in vain.

This thread can hope.

this thread had a wet dream today

This thread is still sticky...and likes it.

This thread has Sticky Fingers ...

this thread loves the rolling stones...

this threads youngest is sick this morning......so this thread has a day off of work.

Though it sometimes has healing properties, this thread cannot prescribe beer as a remedy to a minor.

This thread just had a successful first interview with a large petroleum company and is looking forward to (crosses fingers) future employment with them

This thread hopes that blahblah454 will lower my price for gas and oil. Good luck with your potential employment make sure you don't tell them you're in the Witness Protection Program here.

this thread doesn´t talk about being in the witness protection programme

This thread might need a bit of protection.

this thread wants to see some big titties

this thread mutters: "The first rule of this thread, is that you dont talk about this thread"

This thread knows there's a time to speak softly and a time to make noise.

what you see in this thread stays in this thread...

and, what happens in this thread stays in this thread

this thread is thinking "pay up, or I'm spillin' the beans"

this thread has no morals. i might just shoot this thread.

This thread wears heavy armor.

this thread thwarted its own dastardly deeds

this thread is it´s own concealed weapon

This thread bears no arms except for the ones that want to go hug ring.

This thread is happy that the authorities allow conjugal visits.

This thread does not like James Fenimore Cooper. :mad:

this thread has heard of natty bumpo...

this thread is hates gnats...

This thread is into Leather.

This thread rides a horse of steel

This thread might enjoy "Fanny Hill".

Hell yeah! This thread loves Ernie Kovacs, too.

evil upside down.
 

This thread has no strength left to avoid coming (ahem) back to its basis, which is, of course, nonsense.

999.

This thread often forgets where it is.

One grand :p