This thread uses a donut any whichway it can.

This thread wants more.

This thread encourages ongoing abuse of donut holes

Pay no attention to this thread's glazed look. It's been abusing doughnut holes again

this thread CAN handle the truth...

This thread manhandles the truth.

It uses isotope arms.

In this predicament, Homer Simpson would have a radioactive doughnut

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This thread is ready to roll.

this thread also knows how to use a hookah...

Many years ago this thread made a pipe that had a built-in lighter and wind-shield so you could smoke while skiing down a steep slope or riding a motorcycle with wind blowing in this thread's face.

This thread has no respect for "Humphreys"

Elton John used to buy his glasses from this thread.

this thread did not get a good night's sleep...

This thread needs a good game of golf. ;)

Looks like this thread picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

This thread is fluent in jive.

Cut dis thread som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

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HAND JIVE
I know a cat named Way-Out Willie
He got a cool little chick named Rockin' Millie
He can Walk and Stroll and Suzy-Q
And do that crazy Hand Jive too

Papa told Willie You'll ruin my home
You and that Hand Jive has got to go
Willie said Papa don't put me down
They doin' that Hand Jive all over town

Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, doin' that crazy Hand Jive http://www.mamarocks.com/clapping_sm_clr.gif

Mama mama look at Uncle Joe
He's doing the Hand Jive with Sister Flo'
Grandma gave baby sister a dime
Said do that Hand Jive one more time

Doctor and a Lawyer and an Indian Chief
Now they all dig that crazy beat
Way Out Willie gave them all a treat
When he did that hand jive with his feet
Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive,
Doin' that crazy hand jive

Willie and Millie got married last fall
They had a little Willie junior and that ain't all
Well the baby got famous and it's plain to see
Doing the Hand Jive on TV

Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Doin that crazy Hand Jive

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this thread does the Stray Cat Strut

this thread's done the macarena once or twice...

this thread hails the chief...

After a couple drinks, this thread usually starts doing free-style, avante guard, jazz-ballet dancing....some people have called that jumpin' around makin' no sense, but that's nonsense.

this thread knows that the 7 kinds of farts are: the fizz, the fazz, the fizz-fazz, the rip-shit, the tear-ass, the snorter, and the one that goes whoosh.

This thread can let loose with silent but deadly farts at will.

This thread has license to ill.

However, this threads poetic license was suspended for speed reading while intoxicated. Unfortunately telling the judge that James Joyce doesn't make any sense regardless of how fast it's read or how much liquor is consumed was not an effective defense.

This thread sighs, turns out the lights, and longs for passion.

This thread does not require a license to speak its mind.

This thread has a passion for life. It beats the alternative.
Hard to navigate, this thread isn't.
It merely wonders why this thread has become so.

this thread reaps what it sows

This thread has a mad crush on Benny Lava.

This thread is nominating Benny Lava for President...I believe Benny supports improved relations with our overseas neighbors via construction of a cat monorail across the Atlantic Ocean...creative and fuel efficient!

http://www.dcheeseman.com/fun/pics/m...Atlantic_s.gif

The attempt to cling to the side of roundness,
keeps this thread's nails trimmed.

This thread is beyond box-proximity-thought or known paradigms.

What's unthought cannot be "known", this thread thinks.

Thanks.

This thread should have warmed up before doing a gainer at the pool last night.

Having been a merely average pool shark, this thread has occasionally been a gainer.

this thread should try a half gainer first, followed by a triple lindy of the atlantic street pier...

This thread has not been swimming in a pool table. Yet.

This thread recently moved to Alaska for the explicit purpose of wrestling grizzly bears.

Yet this thread, relying on recent advances in technology, has been able to roller skate in a buffalo herd.

All these animal-related sports reminds this thread that it holds the Immediate Western Philadelphia Suburbs and Vicinity Record for Cow Pie Tossing Gold Medal.

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This thread is struggling.

This thread is putting on the Ritz, putting on its top hat, putting on airs, and generally putting you on.

This thread would kill to put a little Camembert on a Ritz.

This thread almost never thinks about that summer at clogging camp.

this thread wishes it could resurrect roger miller...

... and Will Rogers, Zappa, Hendrix, Carlin, Lord Buckley, all three Kennedy boys, Johnny Cash, Michael Jackson (The beer guy, not the child molester)...

This thread needs protection, and the government won't help.

this thread rides a pale horse...

This thread rides into the sunrise.

This thread watches too many westerns.

This thread is an electric cowboy.

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This thread sorely misses Tiger-Bunny.

Yes, Bunny Man pm'd this thread about some difficulties he encountered and this thread hopes he will manage to solve the problem.

this thread has a bag of golf clubs for sale...cheap!

This thread has a bag of hammers that it uses to check if people are smart enough to breathe.

This thread is holding its breath, just waiting for the right moment.

This thread accidentally exhaled at exactly the wrong moment.

THis thread wants to move to Montana and buy recreational vehicle.

After this thread becomes a wealthy tycoon, it will buy many recreational vehicles from Tophat ...sort of a spread the wealth idea.

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This thread converts to RV status and wears nothing but a Tophat during severe thunderstorms. It's often been mistaken for a Transformer.

This thread has nothing on, again.

this thread perishes the thought...

This thread still loves you, ELP!

This thread was the lead singer for ELO.

this thread don't bring me down...brrrrrrrrrrrruce

This thread has a dream.

This thread loves dreamers.

this thread is a weaver of dreams

This thread is flashing back ...
http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/onblack.php?id=347805063

this thread could have hot flashes...

This thread wants to be a fireman...and a cowboy.

This thread is not my mother.

Neither is this thread Merv Griffin.

this thread sawed off both it´s arms using it´s legs. then both legs using it´s arms.

This thread really needs to pull itself together

Don't make this thread stop the car!

This thread keeps touching meeeeeee!!

This thread wants to know if we're there yet.

This thread will turn around and go home if all of you don't shut up and sit still!!!

Don't look at this thread in that tone of voice mister!


(my dad really once said "don't look at me in that tone of voice" ... good times)

This thread needs a bathroom. Really bad.

Sometimes this thread feels like it's just pissing into the wind.

this thread should use the mayonnaise jar...that's what we brought it for...

This thread is in la-la land, but headed towards the #8 city to live in, in the country, according to Money magazine, and then to Wisconsin, for love...

this thread was once arrested for looking for love in all the wrong places...

this thread has more often been arrested for attempting to insert it's love in all the wrong places.

this thread has never gone "wookin' po' nub..."

this thread has never owned orange socks

This thread totally hooked up with this girl from Canada over the summer.

This thread is not a hooker.

This thread's closets are all Fibber Mcgee.

This thread looks in closets to see who's in there.

This thread is out of the closet and looks fabulous.

Last time this thread looked in the closet, it saw Eminem trying to clean it out, so it closed the door and walked away.

this thread is a frayed-knot

This thread is too sexy for it's shirt.

This thread is being lovingly caressed by the other it came to visit, and once again has nothing on. (Sorry, ELP!)