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This thread gazes in awe at the morning sky, too.
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sometimes this thread just gazes in awe...
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this thread used an awl to repair the fringe of its Persian rug
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This thread has been in the South long enough that it uses the word "y'all" in everyday conversation.
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This thread thinks y'all talk funny.
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This thread maintains viscosity at high temperatures.
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This thread is full of gaseous substances so its viscosity increases with temperature.
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This thread's temperature rises easily.
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this thread will never be in danger of unraveling...
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If this thread is not part of the solution, it's part of the precipitate.
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this thread destroyed the whole front end of his truck in a 5 km fender bender......and is pissed right off.........
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This thread needs BEER!
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damn rights this thread needs the wobbly pops........
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This thread likes to, " sit on its arse, fart and read Dante."
Beckett knows about entropy. |
This thread is beginning to think that Godot has taken his cash advance and buggered off to Rio, its wot this thread is beginning to think, it is.
/ Think, pig, think! |
Something smells rotten in the state of Denmark...this thread thinks about breaking wind in Denmark
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ines-water.jpg |
This thread needs to by a new windbreaker.
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This thread thinks about the 1st law of thermodynamics as it drinks another cold beer.
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Thread needs to be wound to be strong.
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This thread sips sangria in the spa.
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This thread is swell.
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This thread has its dark side also,
but it stays mostly in the dark, making it difficult to see. |
THis thread is beyond swell; it is peachy keen.
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this thread is waiting to pounce.............
*eh Top* |
This thread had four biscuits, then ate one.
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This thread longs to become a string, and then a rope, and then a hawser...
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This thread is using the Charles Atlas method to become a steel cable.
This thread is pretty sure it found a pecker in its spam. |
This thread would call Eyewitness News if there was a pecker in its spam.
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fortunately, it is not this thread's pecker that is in the spam...
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OK, that settles it. This thread is buying a can of Spam today since it hasn't had spam and eggs for a long time...and this thread's baby threads barely even heard of Spam so they're going to taste it, too. Hold the peckers.
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This thread is oddly enthusiastic about holding peckers.
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This thread is a very Happy Jack.
Oh..let me introduce you to Happy..and Jack.. Jack Lalanne is still juicin' http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...k_lalanne1.jpg |
This thread couldn't prevent Jack from being happy, so it sent him a picture of Lilly.
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This thread loves to bathe in lilies.
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This thread enjoys lily livers with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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This thread also loves to bathe in Lillet, and is having an old friend for dinner.
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This thread was once a cannibal for a short while.
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This thread still likes to eat the meat of a good man.
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this thread's door does not swing that way...
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This thread has swung here and there.
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This thread is craving a little Spam-and-Jack, and won't let the creaky old door hit it in the ass, as it rushes out to swing.
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This thread can tell by the way you use your walk, you're woman's man, no time to talk.
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It hurts this thread's groin to merely listen to the Bee Gees.
This thread is having a shpadoinkle day. / I think I know precisely what that means. |
This thread's phone is pleasantly drained.
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This thread is automatic, systematic, full of color self-contained, tuned and gentle to your vibes.
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this thread is acting full of itself...
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This thread is bored, plain and simple.
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This thread has several forms of self amusement, some of which can even be discussed in front of children.
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This thread is something mommy wouldn't wear.
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This thread is bare.
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there may be some bears in this thread...so, if you go into the woods today...
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This thread is suddenly wondering if there will be lions and tigers, as well? But it's mostly concerned about ticks.
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This thread secretly dresses as Dorothy and sings all the words to Judy Garland records.
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ahhh, this thread remembers wearing nothing but red shoes and dancing in front of the mirror...which might explain why it now needs to be in the witness protection program.
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This thread is temporarily in Lisa's cubicle where only five people have said, "something's different about you, Lisa" so far today.
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This thread may be standing quietly behind Lisa breathing heavily on the back of her neck.
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This thread visited Cousin Maury over the fourth of July. He's still 7 kinds of ass.
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This thread had lyrics from "Jesus C:hrist, Superstar" running through its head all last night. Specifically:
"It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying..." |
This thread maintains an up-to-date ass inventory.
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This thread can, in fact, find its ass with both hands in a mirror. It can also tell the difference betweens its ass and its elbow, and has verified its ability to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.
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this thread got its groove back
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This thread washed its threads in the bathtub today.
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This thread shall swim in a trash can today.
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this thread appears to be multi-talented...
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This thread got game.
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Silly rabbit, this thread had Trix for breakfast.
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This thread has hopped along with wabbits.
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this thread is going to try to leave tomorrow instead of tuesday...
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This thread likes to take every wrong turn it finds.
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This thread is still turning around.
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This thread is bejeweled. (Someone went berserk on it with a Ronco Bedazzler.)
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this thread is bewitched, bothered and bedazzled by Beja Bedouins born in Bahrain.
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This thread got blankely bloto'd on a bong in Burma.
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This thread blew on a bong and banged a gong in a thong.
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This thread is smiling.
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Thread this noun with verbiage.
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This thread is full of verbs but not really verbial.
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I, Thread, Unraveled.
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(No wonder will/won't play with us!)
This thread can't sleep, very well. |
This thread is narcoleptic, dreams of REM
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This thread is losing its religion. See? It's over there in the corner. Somebody turn a spotlight on it.
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This thread saw your religion standing in the corner, but for some reason that made it start humming "Here Comes the Rain Again"...though it's a bright sunny day here today. Such are the mysteries of the Witness Protection Program.
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This thread needs a witness.
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Can this thread get a witness?
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Dis thread be tesitfyin one, fo, five in A ... widda F7 hook.
...hot, blue, & righteous. |
This thread just left Chicago, and it's bound for new Orleans.
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this thread wants to cut some perp's nuts off...
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this thread thinks therefore it am...?
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This thread is amused.
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This thread is stunned and amazed.
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This thread likes to stunt in a field of maze.
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This thread must be a farmer because it's outstanding in it's field.
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for reasons explained..$
This thread thanks all the farmers, for it will be soon eating its cake.
SWEET! PS -fuck the doughnut eaters! |
This thread is fucking a donut eater. Doggystyle.
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This thread is all about fucking the donut holes.
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