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This thread is searching for its bukket, so it is not beyond the pail. Not yet.
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This thread is standing on the corner, waiting, uncomfortably near that strange person with the broom.
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is that a bukkake bukket? |
This thread is shiny, looks tasty,
and we bit. |
this thread drinks coffee and smokes big cigars...
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This thread makes one of my eyes larger than the other. O_o
*CHOMP* *CHOMP* *CHOMP* *CHOMP* *CHOMP* |
This thread has swallows in its barn.
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This thread has bats in its belfry.
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This thread is lookin' sexay today! :suave:
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this thread is made for wearing
and that's what I'm going to do one of these days this thread will be wearing all over you ...I take a little poetic license there http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...c-license2.jpg |
this thread is getting old...........
http://www.halloween-mask.com/Toybox/graphics/hag.jpg |
this thread DOES NOT need more pictures of uncle phil........
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So how many licks does it take to get to the center of Fly?
I don't know, ask Owl. He knows everything. http://imatt.us/mt/archives/orly.JPG A one A two A three **CHOMP** A three This thread longs for the days when commercials were more amusing that the TV shows because the commercials were well written, rather than the TV shows being crap. |
this thread has drank half a bottle of vodka and doesnt know where its going....
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This thread is having a mid life crisis and wants a convertible and a thread from the titty board as a trophy wife.
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this thread needs to let it's Top down...........
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This thread is outspoken.
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This thread has become sentient.
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This thread is self aware without being self conscious.
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actually, I have a feeling that this thread eats its young....
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This thread knows where you live.
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this thread has seen every Star Trek movie, but none of the tv shows.
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This thread is good friends with Sybil.
:) :grumpy: :confused: :expressionless: :orly: :eek: :no: :paranoid: :mad: :thumbsup: :sad: :oogle: :rolleyes: :surprised: :shakehead: :cool: :cold: :yawn: :wave: |
THis thread has balls.
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That girl appeals to this thread, but I don't think this thread would appeal to that girl. She's not one of those people.
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so i guess that leaves barbra striesand out in the cold, wearing a threadbare shawl...
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This thread is a gentile, but knows enough Yiddish to get a laugh in the Catskills.
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this thread dirty dances with the best of 'em........
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This thread is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
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This thread tells a neverending story.
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this thread needs some freakin' music.........
......phil? |
This thread is like a church.
Since I already posted this a couple times in the last week or so and I can't stop hearing it in my head (and in my car) I'll post it here for further appreciation. May Jimi bless you all. JIMI HENDRIX - Electric Church Red House - LIVE |
This thread is humming along because it doesn't know the words.
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This thread is Queen For a Day.
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Make every thread a queen, for every single day.
This thread wants to be a millionaire |
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this thread is undergoing FDA approval to be used as a colon anti-spasmodic and breath freshener.
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this thread once made 47 free throws in a row...blindfolded
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This thread makes a delicious salad dressing, and a effective paint stripper.
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this thread cast the deciding vote that cost Pluto planet status.
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This thread has secretly replaced the second Bop in the Bop de bop de bop with Folgers crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.
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This thread was a spontaneous immaculate conception.
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this thread has a fascination with small lamps.
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... and a thing for Barbara Eden.
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and once effectively painted a stripper |
this thread was on the grassy knoll.......
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This thread could tell you who did it, but then it would have to kill you.
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this thread has two minute mice.
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this thread makes Q look like a second rate Vegas magician.
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finally we found it ...this is the mystery thread that eats CPU cycles
http://lists.apple.com/archives/coco.../msg00662.html |
This thread has been seen on Mr. Ed's back.
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This thread is about as defenseless as a porcupine in a nudist colony.
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this thread should ride out into the sunset.........
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This thread still wants a pony. A pygmy one. And some zircon encrusted tweezers.
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This thread is like the sourdough mother.
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this thread will get NOTHING and like it!
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This thread will be seen and not herded
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This thread is chock full of malty goodness.
This thread is, in fact, a sourdough uncle. This thread will be obscene and not hurt. This thread will like the nothing so long as it's sweet. |
this thread could use a spanking......
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little tiny threads, all over my face...
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I do so love this thread.
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this thread feels the love.....
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this thread feels that pj's avatar is at least three years old...
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if pj's been shaving (or neglecting it) since he's been 3yo, he's probably reading this thread from federal prison
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This thread ate my last post!!!!
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^ if your last post was poisonous, this thread will end up in the dead threads thread.
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Poisonous, no. Amusing, yes, but eating it was probably a little 2g1c.
Thuis thread has taken a turn for the bizarre. Won't someone please save it? |
This thread just guzzled a Rockstar.
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this thread just grew a beard on it's ass......
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This thread will be Lithgow's finest role.
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This thread is somewhere in every Where's Waldo drawing.
(Good one, Nick.) |
this thread thinks that joe is an ass............:D
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this thread refused to shovel the driveway and is currently eating snacks while on the couch.
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I bear witness that we are this thread.
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this thread DOES NOT stoop to name calling........:p
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This thread would never dream of calling Paddyjoe Mr. Poopypants.
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This thread does not ruin it's appetite when starting with dessert.
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This thread has me scratching my head.
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This thread would like a deep tissue massage.
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well then........this thread is nothin' but a pussy.......... |
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with happy ending |
This thread has little dignity.
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really............. well then this thread can kiss my hairy..............hmmmmmmmm... this thread has already done that. |
when this thread has a boo-boo, it cries for its mommy
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this thread is startin' to turn into a bit of a bitch..........
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/me does not wish to introduce elton john to this thread...
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This thread is stone cold sober as a matter of fact.
This thread is better than you. This thread has a mohair suit (you know I read it on TFP-eeeee). / I have no compunctions about introducing Sir Elton. |
This thread wears high heels and big sunglasses.
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this thread wears it's war wound like a crown, but has yet to call it's child Jesus...
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In its new witness protection program identity, this thread moved to Montana to become a dental floss tycoon.
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