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This thread is rolling in dough and aching to be baked.
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this thread used to jam in Joe's garage
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This is such a nice thread. it used to cut my grass.
This thread will have to get along without me for the rest of the evening, as the aptly named Cox Cable has cut my internet until tomorrow night while they figure out how to raise everyone's prices. |
/me sews...
the thread, of course... (oh, ye of little faith...) |
this thread sings in the church choir.......
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This thread is fine. :orly:
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This thread will only eat the brightly colored marshmallows,
from the box of Lucky Charms cereal. |
does this thread make me look fat?
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This thread is quite slimming.
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this thread has become unwound...........
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this thread is not in giant hamburger's sauce...
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this thread is unsung
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yeah, but, a hero ain't nothin' but a sandwich... |
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This thread is double-woven and crocheted.
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i thread the day that this thread snaps out of it...........
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this thread can't hide its lyin' eyes
and its smile is a thin disguise |
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this thread does not hold back.......
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as this thread ages, it will be able to remove its protective disguise and nobody will recognize it anyway
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This thread would frighten,
Gregor Samsa. |
This thread is Raid enabled. (Run, Gregor. Or should I say, scuttle.)
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this thread bugs me.........
oooohhhhh nooooooo........... RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
this thread is a level 12 Simon Says champion.
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this thread was a teenaged whore...for about 7 minutes
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This thread smells like cinnamon and vanilla.
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This thread needs to be lightly fried in sesame oil, and then sprinkled with ground paprika.
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This thread sees Habitrails.
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Don't tell anybody, but this thread knows where Jimmy Hoffa is
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This thread is part owner a timeshare in Sheboygan.
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this thread even remembers "sheboygan pat..."
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This thread once asked a piece of navel lint its opinion of French cheese. It was no more enlightened after waiting a decent interval for a response.
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this thread needs to join me for a beer.........
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sdrawkcab si daerht siht
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this thread prefers pineapple downside-up cake
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After that beer and pineapple downside-up cake, this thread's sleeping with me.
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Now that's a house that has no cats nor children.
This thread has an itch under its left shoulderblade that it can't quite reach. |
This thread wishes it could literally be it's own antonym.
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this thread is heading to the mountains for the weekend
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this thread is full of good yarns ...tell us some.
How many Fotzlid's does it take to ski down a slippery slope? |
This thread has figured out how to get the boat up the mountain, but still can't see what good it would do.
This thread demonstrates the converse of metonymy. |
The boat went over the mountain to see what it could see.
Probably because of the talented posters in this thread, this thread emphasizes metonymy, synecdoche and extreme instances of paratactical structures in its compositions, which, even when employing everyday speech, create a far different texture than lesser threads at TFP. |
all your base are belong to this thread
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This thread is for great justice, if not great grammar. This thread is cool for Cats, but not so much for Squeeze. |
This thread will never be a pugnacious pugilist.
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This thread rests secure in the certainty that fisticuffs is a passe pass-time, and limits its forays into mayhem to keenly wounding rhetoric.
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keen this thread is.
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this thread accompanied w. c. fields to philadelphia once, but it was closed...
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this thread is going for it on 4th and 1. |
this thread missed the field goal
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This thread has three nipples.
(nipple. nipple. See!) |
this thread has seen Paris and is happily returning to the farm.
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this thread carried coal to newcastle...
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this thread was born to love you...this thread was born to lick your face
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This thread is unpretentious.
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this thread laughs in the face of danger....
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Danger? This thread doesn't know the meaning of the word. Metaphorically, that is. I mean, this thread isn't ignorant or anything.
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This thread never puts chewing gum under the table.
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This thread has a vast collection of snow globes showing tropical scenes.
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this thread is on fucking fire baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this thread drives too slowly, doesnt adjust its mirrors properly and always has the sun visor down.
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this thread enjoys skinny-skiing and going to bullfights on acid
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this thread just had a smokin' flashback.................
acid..........the unmemories. |
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this thread wears it's damn seatbelt...........it's good to go.
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This thread is blowing bubbles.
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this thread's mother was a hamster and its father smelt of elderberries
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this thread fit the battle of jericho...
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this thread is going to go platinum.
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Actually, this thread is going to Europe.
This thread runs from Sion's vicious taunting. |
We all have a responsibility to protect the true identity of this thread ...or else.
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this thread is wanted in 7 states.
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This thread receives a hefty pension from the US Postal Service.
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ahhh, that explains some things. This thread had gone postal and thus got entangled with the law.
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This thread doesn't mind being entagled with the law, so long as it involves a cute lady cop. /rrrrowr.
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this thread may go both ways........
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which way does your door swing... :)
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This thread is not heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. It is pansexual and wants to kiss you always, remember?
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this thread bought
a toothbrush, some toothpaste A flannel for my face Pyjamas, a hairbrush New shoes and a case |
This thread sings the blues about poetic injustice both for the people and by the people.
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this old thread, he played one,
he played knick-knack on my thumb... |
This thread was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
Sit Ubu sit... good dog. |
this thread likes to kick little dogs.
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When it's by itself it's called a thread, but when it's with others of the same species they're called a 'dongle of threed'.
I read it in a book once. |
this thread also read a book once, but prefers comic books......
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This thread is a bilingual illiterate. It cannot read in two languages.
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I'm making a doily out of this thread.
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This thread is in position to give ceiling cat a push when the time is right.
http://www.ceiling-cat.com/ceilingcat.jpg |
If this thread gets sentenced to death, it wants a rare porterhouse steak, au gratin potatoes, and brussel sprouts (steamed, then heated in very hot olive oil) for it's last meal.
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this thread knows which side of its bread the butter is on
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treat this thread tendrily
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this thread likes pina coladas...
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This thread likes getting caught in the rain ...
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this thread plans it's escape... |
This thread really appreciates all the input, but is still lonely and wants a pet. Does anyone have a pet they could give this thread to keep it company when you all are away?
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this thread longs for the days when vast heards of bison roamed the plains and the hunting was good.
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