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This thread will never stay put, although it does.
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How about if it doesn't rain tomorrow, this thread will try to putt?
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36 fookin' times, today...
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"Along he came, and he did put, upon my farm, his lovely foot.". -OOA
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and 18 today...
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This thread has restless ******** syndrome.
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This thread knows of ancient, secret potions and magical incantations that permamently rid the body and psyche of restless ******** syndrome.
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this thread will wave at me tomorrow morning...
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This thread loves the smell of napalm in the morning ...
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This thread thinks it smells like....
Surfboard wax. |
this thread uses this all the time, that's why...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...zogssexwax.jpg |
This thread needs more roughage.
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This thread is now counting the hours.
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This thread loves to count. Ha ha ha ha.
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This thread will oblige.
4980 minutes. |
My Family Counts the coffins covered by the Carpathian Mountains
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s4/image-6.jpg |
This thread is trembling,
in a good way. |
This thread wants to suck you neck...in a good way.
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This thread might have goosebumps.
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this thread just picked up the phone and called both Van Helsing and Buffy.
This thread trembles no more. |
This thread has the right stuff.
Oh, and this thread dearly wants to sport a 100% silk velvet cape. |
this thread finally made it back upstate...
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this thread does like to back up sometimes, but it prefers the moving ahead state.
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THis thread once tried to back up to disc and slipped one. It's now seeing a chiropractor regularly on the MIBs dime.
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this thread didnt miss me while I was gone....
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This thread gets busy from time to time and oblivion does not mean it's dear friends aren't missed.
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this thread is on the phone to it´s lawyer about a change in scenery
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This thread is in this witness protection predicament because of its lawyers and does not want to ever see another one again...
...btw when this thread was an English teacher it taught the difference between its and it's and when it was a refrigeration repair man it usually felt like it was in Iceland. |
this thread got another birdie today...
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When this thread was 14y.o. it remembers seeing Bye Bye Birdie and falling in love with Ann-Margret.
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This thread has been inside my wazoo.
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This has a PHD in kazoo.
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can this thread get a kazoo in kalamazoo?
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this thread visit woolloomooloo in 1992
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This thread used to watch Mister Magoo ...
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this thread is going to philadelphia today...hope it isn't closed...
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This thread should stop at Monks and sigh deeply in appreciation of the Belgian arts Zymurgical. (Either that or Morimoto and have some really top grade Sushi.)
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This thread lives 10min from Philly and will meet you guys at Monk's for a few drinks during our planning session for the follow up activities.
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This thread is with you in spirit.
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this thread drinks only the exotic düff beer
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When this thread looks into your eyes,
do not be afraid, that is sees directly into your soul, for you can also see inside those eyes that are drinking yours. |
this thread just enjoyed some moisture laden eye swapping but recommends that we should not cry into our beer
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this thread is getting ready to puke...
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This thread dares to be stupid.
/ It's like spitting on a fish. |
this thread doesn't understand what's stupid about spitting on a fish...or why one would want to in the first place
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This thread wonders both where it has gone and where it is going.
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i wonder why this thread looks into my eyes with nothing in it's pants?
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This thread wears a skirt, but then again it doesn't care what others think.
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This thread would like to remind jewels that it's called a kilt. A KILT, lassie. Call it a skirt and you might get a caber upside the bean.
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this thread still calls it a skirt
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This thread wears both skirts and kilts,depending on its mood, since it goes anyway the wind blows. It will not, however, wear a housedress.
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this thread likes the free and easy feeling of kilts with the family jewels dangling in the breeze...no unintended allusion to our own wonderful miss jewels. This thread also likes sun dresses, though it doesn't wear them too often.
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This thread wonders why its comrades don't gather around and do a little embroidery.
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this thread bet on stewball...
http://www.rhapsody.com/player?type=...adInstall=true damn...i truly love this song...and leadbelly did it best... |
This thread is frayed.
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this thread will protect you, don't be frayed.
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This thread just suffered/enjoyed a really good good good BadNick.
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This thread just saw a REALLY BIG JUMPING SPIDER peeking out of Onecrazymodern's post. Don't worry OCM, and hold still, this thread will get the little bugger before it starts crawling up the back of your neck and gives you acute heebie jeebies.
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this thread isn't frayed of any spiders.......
*damn good one Badnick....nicely done* |
Even though this thread likes spiders, it now feels protected by our shared sense of humor.
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this thread is a friend of Shelob
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This thread is too friendly for it's own good.
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this thread is waiting for the black van out the front with "flowers by irene" on the side to drive off so it can step outside for some fresh air
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This thread was scrambling in the dark until it stumbled upon the ring. Sometimes, since, it feels it can see in the dark.
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... which will be very handy, since this thread really hates stubbing its toe on the corner of the bed.
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witness protection program pathfinders aka ring finder:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pics5/slip.jpg |
THis thread is amused by baguettes with headlights as footwear. It would disparage, but it is too well bread.
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this thread loves puns...but dayyyyum that was bad good job |
After reading that, this thread now wants to transcend dental medication.
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This thread wants some morphine.
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this thread wants more finery
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this thread has three tournaments this weekend...one down, two to go...
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this thread is annoyed at an invasion of privacy
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This thread will soon pretend it's just a thread, with yeast, for expansion.
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this thread has expanding flatulence
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Here I are.
This thread wants all others to think a lot harder. |
This thread needs a quick solution.
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This thread's physician recommends a 20% solution of ethyl alcohol in water, flavored with Juniper Berries, mixed with Schwepps bitter lemon, and garnished with a slice of lime and a cherry (over ice in a pint glass). Drink one each morning, and repeat as necessary to keep malaria at bay.
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This thread recommends boiling water with lemon and adding black pepper to taste to cure flatulence (or so it's been told).
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this thread obviously never heard that latest SBD...
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This thread is still sleep-deprived, and whining about it.
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This thread wanted to protect its car from potentially damaging hail...hail to the hail!...but so far has not witnessed any hail and is NOT whining about that.
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Today this thread is sleep deprived and quite enthralled about it. Joy to all who are sleep deprived, this thread says.
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This thread wants continuance.
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this thread never turns left
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This thread is being exorcised from NASCAR for being a righty tighty. |
I hear this thread is a mighty whitey.
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A mighty gorge protects this thread from local flooding. A siren just went by. All is peaceful, occifer.
It's raining. Hard. |
this thread scratches itself in inappropriate places only while other people are looking
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this thread shall never succumb to paraskavedekatriaphobia ...
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And it's smugglin' plums. |
This thread needs a good cry now.
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This thread loves to post under you.
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This thread wishes all the dads a berry nice day.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...45215_file.jpg |
This thread is loud... but not louder than Eddie.
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speaking for Dads everywhere, I say "thanks......and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" |
this thread had another birdie this afternoon...
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this thread has moxie
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