This thread wants those giant Big Mac's in the giant Big Mac boxes on top of the van.

perhaps a job for Giant Hamburger... ?

this thread is tired of being rained on during golf...

unc, do you have one of these?

http://www.umbrellacaddie.com/images/home.jpg

This thread now has an umbrella. And clubs.

this thread forgot who the hell it was there for a moment

This thread once forgot itself and had to drive all the way from (Location redacted) to a little diner outside of Pierre SD to retrieve itself from the lost and found box under the register.

This thread was last seen working as a pilot in a bakery.

Of course this was prior to Witness Protection, but this thread knows that you can hide a 12" long metal file in an airplane cake.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rplanecake.jpg

This thread is going to order a yellow frosted birthday cake with balloons instead of flowers.

i have a "cart" bag and a smaller bag umbrella, but i carry around a supersized one also...in another thread...

this thread needs to get a round of golf in this year dammit

After dark, this thread catches nightcrawlers on the greens of Merion Golf Club. Free fish bait FTW.

This thread has another chance for opportunity.

This thread only knocks 8 times. 3 quick, 2 slow, and 3 quick again, and you better have the stuff when you hear it.

This thread is a little disappointed in this tilt.

Sometimes it works, but sometimes it falls over.

A witness projection program for your consideration:

“You are a first rate witness. You bring no inner conflicts here.

You are my projection out of an inner part of me that is most specifically true to my deepest core feelings.

You are the part of me with the largest frame, the most complete overview through time and space.

You have interested curiosity about every part of me. You find me absolutely fascinating. You never get bored with me.

You’ve been there yourself and you’re not afraid. You say, “Go ahead. I trust you.”

You are an artist, a dancer, a creativity counselor, an encourager.

You make art of me.”
AND, the part I’m excited to tell you about is this: after I wrote all that, I reclaimed my projection by saying aloud in front of Lucy, in first person, all the positive attributes I’d given to my witness; saying them ABOUT MYSELF. I said, for example, “ I am (often) a first rate witness, (when) I bring no inner conflicts with me.” And “I do find myself absolutely fascinating.” (I stole that line from Katharine Hepburn.) And, “I make art of me.”

This thread often wonders. Or wanders.

This thread cried
when its last koi died.

On the brighter side, the boys upstairs plan to dig a pond.

This thread is recommended by 4 out 5 doctors.

This thread is listing to the center. This thread would like to remind you that underground is nowhere to sing in the key of A-Flat minor.

This thread is waiting for some catch-up.

This thread is safely ensconced near the birthplace of the GOP.

This thread will not tolerate stale donuts.

This thread has a name for that.

This thread is on pay-per-view.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-View-Logo.jpg

And it's from the Latin unless this thread is showing off, in which case it's probably Greek, but could be Aramaic.

Ez fonál tud beszél sok nyelvek.

Of course that's Hungarian so no need to watch this thread's back when bending over in the shower.

This thread is relieved.

This thread blew out of the steppes like a grassfire, setting half of Europe ablaze.

This thread is a little Russian.

Because it's always Russian, this thread relies on fast food, and therefore needs the latest technology athletic shoes to catch a meal.

When this thread's around, cheetahs never prosper.
/ This thread likes its fast food really, really fast.
/ Hold the apostrophes

(How about some Jimmy Johns?)

This thread has cried for much of the day, but it can't complain, liking catharsis.

this thread could be leaving tomorrow for sunnier, warmer climes...

This thread found this palindrome for for the thread above: Golf? No Sir, prefer prison flog!

This thread failed the lie detector test on Maury, and is indeed Shaniqua's daddy.

This thread believes neck-braces, should, and could be made a tad
more attractive to wear.

This thread wants ruffled collars to come back into style
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...%203/ruff2.jpg

this thread parks in handicap spaces,

while handicap people make handicap faces........


*i have a handicapped person in the family so,i chose not to say retarded*


.......and yes.....it is me.


:D





$$$dennis leary fucking rocks$$$

This thread thinks political correctness is totally gay.
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That's got a cadence to it that's something between the pogues and quinn the eskimo.

That may well be this thread's cup of meat.

...sorry for being so random, but this thread would love to go to Lake Louise, Alberta, Canada where it imagines it would feel very protected:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...isealberta.jpg

This thread has its head up its ass, where it feels alright.

This thread is blessed with the kind of flexibility that allows it to keep its ears toasty warm very simply.

This thread thinks rugby is for pussies. It's gonna strap waxed bards to its feet and fall down a mountain.

This thread is still numb, lacking my ring.

...maybe think of her whenever you hear a bird sing

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pieProtect.jpg

This thread has made itself very very small, so others
can find themselves easier.

This thread enjoys being bigger.
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This thread is crying in its beer & apologizing to noone.

This thread sometimes needs a magnifying glass to view the ant-like world.

This thread just had some inspiration...if there is an anti-matter world, is there an uncle-matter world? This thread usually prefers roaches.

This thread coughs, reaches over and says, "ear".

I think it's anti-matter, uncle-energy. and, of course, peanut-butter-jelly-time.
http://www.nsftools.com/misc/120px-Dancing_Banana.gif

The problem with roaches is that the surface of the planet is well within the roach limit, and while I think you're out of this world, BadNick, or at least somewhere off planet, I wouldn't want to you break up as you came back down.

This thread will sue for unauthorized use of it's exercise video.

this thread will gladly partake.............:thumbsup:

Has this thread been usin a little?

This thread has used while under strict clinical supervision

This thread was on COPS, sans shirt and dignity.

This thread wears his war wound like a crown
This thread calls his child jesusthread
`cause this thread likes the name

This thread wants its mommy!

This thread wants to go to Venus.
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This thread wants its MTV (preferably with some music videos now and again.)

When you come back from Venus, this thread could use some help...'cause we gotta move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's.

this thread could soon find itself in dire straights

This thread is wearing a protective garment so that it doesn't contract an industrial disease.

This thread believes that the automotive industry must educate their workforce of the dangers of car and truck radio antennas. Prevention is only part of the cure for van aerial disease.

Remember... safety is no accident.

This thread was accidentally safe once.

Don't cry for this thread, Argentina.

cry baby cry baby cry baby...this thread hopes Janis is happy in the program

this thread needs a bottle of southern comfort...

This thread thrives on drama and dark liquor women.

This thread likes to lick dark women...or light ones.

If this thread can't lick 'em, it'll join 'em.

This thread will bring the moist towelettes.

This thread enjoys all women, including the Moist Towelettes

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...towelettes.jpg

This thread believes in anything "fresh-scented".

This thread is not so fresh down there.

The moist towlettes make this thread walk like a camel.

this thread would never think of taking acid while drinking southern comfort.....*barf*

This thread knows that drugs and alcohol usually don't mix well...well, except maybe sometimes a couple beers with a percocet.

This thread will never free Willy again.

this thread likes it's Willy free

This thread calls its Willy William the Conqueror.


per wiki: [I]"...William the Conqueror is also referred to as "William II" in relation his position as Duke of Normandy, and particularly before the conquest of England, he was known as "William the Bastard"..."

Nothing is free, but this thread can get you some fine, if slightly used, Willys for a very reasonable price.

This thread would sure like a slightly used but nice '41 Willys Coupe

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...1751-1-001.jpg

This thread is looking for longjohns.

This thread's been looking for love in all the wrong places.

This thread wasn't surprised when Hostess changed King Dons back to the original name Ding Dongs.

This thread just spent another WONDERFUL hour and a half on the phone with ring.

I love her.

This thread caught you playin' with your own dingaling...

This thread is always amazed at the volume of corn niblets that appear to pass intact.

THis thread has never really gotten over the traumas of potty training.

this thread has to pee

This thread was disenfranchised.

there are some who watch this thread with a jaundiced eye...

This thread's cockles have been warmed.

This thread has a warm spot for the cockleshell heroes.


The Cockleshell Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

this threads cock needs a warm spot...........

This thread longs.

short...thread...this...

This thread has a dream.

Don't judge this thread by the color of its skin, but by its content of characters.