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this thread played knick-knack on its thumb...
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When this thread was young, it wanted to be one of Ringo Starr's nose hairs when it grew up.
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This thread once knew a girl from Nantucket.
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This thread once constructed a condom of pewter.
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this thread is > a little frustrated w/this forum.
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Sounds like this thread should ought to cage a few wobblypops off of Fly.
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this thread knows that fly will share...
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This thread is eager to admit it needs many others to make some cloth.
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This thread never said the word 'fucktoid'...before tonight.
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This thread exits, stage right, even.
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This thread began as a ball of hot and dense gases.
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then this thread made a big bang...
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Feeling particularly juvenile, this thread said, "That's what she said, phil."
/ It's a damn long drive to BC, but one of these days. |
this thread would enjoy Top on a trip to BC.........
and i don't mean Barcardi and Coke's.......... |
This thread is confused about its sexual identity, and would like to be held, but is not sure by who.
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This thread is looking for a totally gender neutral hug.
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This thread does not want to be returned to the factory.
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This thread wants cake.
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This thread once said "let them eat cake" but ....hey, where's this thread's head, and how is it talking without a head? TTSOMFG!
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I'm sorry, we're all out of cake. But, since death is the other option, this thread will have chicken.
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This thread once ate a TV dinner with blue chicken.
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This thread once ate an economy-sized jar of pickled pig's feet in one sitting.
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This thread can be a bit of a ham.
This thread is trying to grow its beard down to its navel. This thread has legs and knows how to use them. |
This thread has get-away sticks?
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This thread starred in Bonnie and Clyde.
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this thread made dinah-mo hum...
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This thread claims deniable culpability.
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This thread still wears a sanitary belt.
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this thread has just been rendered speechless...
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This thread autoclaves all its clothing accessories to keep them sanitary.
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This thread has fallen and it can't get up.
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this thread just broke the toilet...
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This thread needs to be more careful in the bathroom.
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depends ...this thread isn't saying anything more
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This thread is where the beef is.
This thread is not going to pay a lot for that muffler. Nobody messes with this thread thanks to Joon Rhee. |
This thread is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee ...but it doesn't like the name "Bruce" which might be why people call this thread Ug Lee
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...0120b_1000.jpg Nils Lofgren is sometimes Ug Lee |
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this thread took auntphil out to celebrate...
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This thread better watch its back, uncle phil swings a mean nine iron.
/no idea if that's a good golf club |
This thread is in the doghouse again; scratch its belly?
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This thread adores the underbelly of society.
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This thread needs more salt.
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this thread is alive and KICKIN'!!!
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This thread has been detained for kickin'
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this thread wants to kick it out.......
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THis thread has kicked out the Jams, Brothers and Sisters!
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this thread is climbing the dyke,and heading into the river............fuck yeah!!!!!!!
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This thread is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by mystery, wrapped in bacon.
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This thread is taking a chocolate sauce bath for dessert.
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THis thread is a sham. This thread is a mockery of a sham. This thread is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a farce of a mockery of a travesty.
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This thread forgot to take its meds today?
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Oh no, this thread remembered to take its meds. It also took my meds, your meds, phil's meds, and 2/3 of fly's meds. It's a wonder this thread isn't getting its stomach pumped, really.
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This thread is pumping iron. Or was it this it was pumping up?
http://www.prankplace.com/images/inf...s/johndoll.jpg |
This thread peed in my pool.
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this thread had a dream...about fly's meds...
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This thread likes to engage a nightmare and turn it around into a great dream.
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This thread's dreams all come through the gates of horn.
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This thread twists away the gates of steel. It unlocks the secret voice, gives into ancient noise and takes a chance...a brand new dance.
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This thread has given up the funk and torn the roof off the sucka.
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This thread must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. This thread will face its fear. This thread will permit it to pass over it and through it. And when it has gone past, this thread will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only this thread will remain. |
Ask a thread in the witness protection program
go ahead...ask this thread anything on your mind
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this thread just saw a smokin' ass walk by his front window............fuck yeah
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This thread's got a buddy, his name is Ted; he's got a problem going through his head.
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This thread has no idea we are talking about it.
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this thread trips the light fantastic...
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this thread will help you get up if you trip...sort of like meth
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This thread ate the worm.
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This thread swallowed the bottle.
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this thread wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her...
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This thread has a fever, and the only prescription that can cure it is more cowbell.
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This thread thought "...hey!!! where the hell's the cow bell?..." ...though this thread spies with its eyes a couple lovely cow belles
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this thread thinks that the above tune fucking rocks man....................
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This thread gets ready to fire up the grill.
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This thread got grillz and is flaming
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rillzGold2.jpg ...on a side note, yesterday this thread also found a grill covered in duckt tape...quack quack http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cttapebabe.jpg |
In this thread's experience....
http://www.captainsquid.com/go/duct_tape.jpg |
this thread does not walk like a duck, nor does it talk like a duck; ergo...
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This thread is one odd duck.
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Then this thread must be the even duck.
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This thread is the Duck of Death.
http://www.movieactors.com/freezefra...orgiven89.jpeg |
This thread will suck your blood
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../patula003.jpg ...and once in a while it also enjoys a heaping bowl of Tiết canh http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ducksblood.jpg Tiết canh is a traditional dish of blood in Vietnamese cuisine.Tiết canh is made from raw duck blood, put in a shallow dish along with finely chopped cooked duck innards (such as gizzards), sprinkled with crushed peanuts and chopped herbs such as Vietnamese coriander, mint, etc. The finished dish is left to cool in the refrigerator, which allows the blood to coagulate, making the mixture look like a pizza in a sense. After the blood has set and the dish is removed from the refrigerator, the tiết canh is eaten immediately. The blood will return to a liquid state if left to sit at room temperature. |
This thread just threw up in its mouth.
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This thread will not be bullied.
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nor will this thread be horsed around with ...damn dangling participle!
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THis thread hasn't quite woken up yet.
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This thread has a question for itself, but it can't remember what it is.
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Wow, it's been a long time...Sept 9 to Oct 8! This thread is back to watch the monthly flow.
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This thread came silently under the covers,
whilst carrying on an even more stimulating conversation. Diddle diddle dumpling... |
This thread is nearly invisible.
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this thread's nipples are stiff...
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this thread still likes playing with erector sets
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This thread enjoys settling erected
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This thread relishes its many sedimentary memories.
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this thread just thought of relish on mammaries...sorry.
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This thread enjoys a good condiment, wherever.
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sometimes, this thread has to clean up the mess...
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This thread is not growing as fast as it once was.
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