This thread is ticklish in the morning ...

this thread sounds, again, like it needs to get a room...

...or an isolation tank.

What did this guy do, eat a guppy?

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This thread intended expansion, but its help-mates device has gone down.

(ABR)

So, a one, and a two, and an ILTF!

This thread is feeling all tingly.

this thread embraces radical socio/political/economic constructs with open legs

This thread can't find its own network ...

This thread has caught fish in its network.

This thread thinks they came to eat the bugs.

This thread is riding on a Mac.

this thread could be dining on a big mac...

This thread went to a Sonic yesterday for the first time and had a Super Sonic day.

This thread is now digging Sonic.

Fun!

This thread can't pretend, anymore, as if it ever might've!!

sometimes this thread feels like sisyphus...

Sometimes this thread is a Rolling Stone

This thread was accused of a pick when in fact it was a scratch.

This thread waited all night.

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This thread once grooved with a Pict in a very noisy, vermin infested cave.

This thread might be considered vermin, by those of us who refuse to see.

this thread thinks Swan should be war-chief

This thread needs some sleep.

this thread waits for the fog to lift...

This thread is a bad 80's sitcom.

This thread expects satisfaction.

This thread lives to love and loves to live.

This thread has loved it's entire life.

this thread loves sex, drugs (or, more likely, bourbon), and rock & roll...

This thread is "that guy" at parties.

This thread and Mr. Bill have never been seen together in the same place at the same time.

If you look closely, you can see Mr. Bill at this solemn witness protection ceremony.

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Mostly because this thread brings That Girl to parties.
/ Haven't we been here before?

Bourbon! In fact, this thread is enjoying a glass of Maker's Mark on the rocks while nuking a bowl of nutritious mini-ravioli for the youngster.

Cigarettes and bourbon and wild, wild women have driven this thread crazy, they drive it insane.

This thread wonders if she can shift a manual tranny?

our friends south of the border have minorities, too?

This thread enjoys living in a fantasy world from time to time.

This thread once knew a tranny named Manuel.

Este hilo de rosca quiere el sexo extraño

A este hilo también le gustan pequeñas criaturas forestales.

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This thread is surrounded by illegal, Mexican Muppets, taking jobs away from hardworking 'Murikan muppets. Suddenly, Sam the Eagle makes more sense to this thread, and it pines for Wayne and Wanda. This thread does not speak you crazy moon language. (No habla su lengua loca lunara).

Este hilo ha locos habitantes que asustar a cabo la mierda de algunos.

This thread is going to sic Tom Tancredo on your ass. (Y piense que usted deba ir y fritar monos.)

This thread is the Frito Bandito.

Todo es felicidad y juegos to this thread.
(& yes, she's very good with her hands)
((But, no))

Heh.

This thread sometimes dreams of Dora the Explorer.

This thread has the highest score, on any manual dexterity test.

To attempt to emulate a friend of ours:

No one can doubt that
For some one with such a sharp
And clever brain cells

I feel obliged to add: Burma Shave.

This thread once knew a yoga instructor named Manuel Dexterity.

This thread is the epitome of genius, dexterity, beauty and total perfection.

this thread throws up the bullshit flag...

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This thread watches the buffalo chips fall where they..ummm..fall.

This thread is drooling at the same time as it quivers, watching the Olympics and experiencing ghosts.

This thread is not representative of the collective soul of it's frequenters This thread has a mind of its own and has threatened to precariously tickle any whom might believe otherwise.

This thread is leveraging synergies to garner higher utilization while boosting ROI.

This thread relentlessly hunts down the buzz killers.

This thread is fluent in Jive, Jargon, and Doublespeak

This thread will not even threaten a thing that doesn't do so.

(Not meant to be haiku...but, damnit, I had a thought.)

Not much of a thought,
but you can feel what I said;
If you can't, more drugs!

(NO!)

This thread is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive ...

This thred are makin u laff lik a lolcat.

This thread acted now and received a bonus tub of OxyClean.

However, this thread eats kryptonite for breakfast, sprinkled on its wheaties.

this thred can haz cheezberger?

This thred iz in yer browzer, takin up cache.

This thread needs supervision.

(Please change my eyes!)

Noticing that the corresponding pegboard outline for the coping saw was empty, this thread assumes that someone has once again "borrowed" irresponsibly.

This thread just wants to sing.

This thread is an actuary.

this thread is a singing actuarial accountant from Amsterdam...

This thread just wants to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Do re me fa so la ti do ...

this thread always thought that doe was a deer, a female deer...

This thread is on an eternal search for the perfect Shammi-kebab

This thread is excited about going to see its lover tomorrow.

This thread should be watering the lawn.

This thread should be dancin'
/ Yeaaaah

This thread knows what jumping spiders like to eat.

this thread used to roast daddy-long-legs over a campfire on a hot dog stick...

This thread tongue kissed The Closer.

This thread is thinking about a big barbecue tonight.

This thread will wear it's best Sunday go-to-meetin' bib to the barbecue tonight.

Think thread's hank'rin' for a coolwater sammich

I wish I could tell you what I witnessed, but I can't.

This thread just ate a meatloaf sammich that was absolutely divine...

This thread says "feed me" ...

THis thread was feeling so alone that it was forced to sing spirituals, badly.

This thread sings regardless

Before joining the Witness Protection Program, this thread was in Sing Sing.

this thread couldn't sing its way out of a wet paper bag...

This thread sings better'n you. At least in the shower.

This thread sings arbitrarily.

this thread has never had a zipless fuck

this thread was around before velcro...

This thread denounces Krazy Glue...

This thread believes that Ron Popeil may be the third coming of Christ.

This thread has been known to roll in and out of delusional fantasy ...

this thread wears a barrel on april 15th...

This thread has to quit smoking for four months,
before the surgeon will fix C-4,5,6,&7.

(c'mon people, bring on the good pain in the neck jokes, I need 'em.)

This thread's pain is generally in the lower lumbar region, or the coccyx.

This thread likes saying coccyx. Coccyx.Coccyx.Coccyx.Coccyx.

OK, this thread is done now.

Coccyx.

This thread believes that ring's computer is/was a pain in her neck.

PS: this thread likes smelling fresh cured tobacco, not smoking it.

This thread was last seen operating a UPS Store in Waddy Peytona.

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