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This thread has been spotted in several remote locations, but wasn't really there.
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this thread thinks that there's nothing common about sense...
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This thread don't like, it don't like, it don't like cocaine, but it does like the way it smells.
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This thread is stuck in the middle with you ...
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This thread has six fingers on its right hand.
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This thread has been called a quack since it also has webs between its toes.
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This thread might need its head re-examined.
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This thread feels a tickle between its ears and thinks a lobotomy would scratch its itch.
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this thread knows what yinz means, how to get to dahntahn, and what a jagger-bush is
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This thread enjoys mimicking accents, much like the lyrebird.
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This thread is a looney bird and its looney bun is fine.
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this thread knows Benny Lava personally, and can attest to the finery of his loony bun.
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This thread can testify to the loonesy of buns.
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Speaking of loony bins, this thread used to hang with McMurphy and was known to have helped kick Nurse Ratched's sorry ass.
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According to this thread... "that's just coo-coo".
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this thread is coo-coo for coco-puffs
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this thread also thinks sugar pops are tops...
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This thread is corny and flakey all at the same time.
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This thread is ready to play the Catskills
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Thiz threadz got madd skillz
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They see this thread rollin, and they hatin.
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This thread is always down and dirty.
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This thread be poppin ...
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Don't tell anybody, but this thread lives in the hood and has a crew.
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this thread wrote the 70s hit song "Car Wash"
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This thread is not down. It won't be down until its head falls off.
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This thread is bonded for contruction work.
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This thread wants to crazy glue its head to the bottom of a big steel girder.
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Talk about steel girdles, this thread would like to steel ...errrr steal this girdle
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Corset would.
This thread is making tent in trousers. |
This thread thinks Nick would like mighty fine in that steel girdle ...
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el correcto, miss jules. Finding a hiding place in there would further enhance my protective mode.
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This thread wants a few hairs cut.
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This thread majored in modern dance, minored in tap, and is unemployed.
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This thread is pissed off today and recommends that everyone stay in a protected area, or who knows what can happen....well I mean the shadow knows, but who else would know?
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This thread has no fear.
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Now that this thread had a good lunch and a couple beers, it feels better....plus in work we're getting a nice bonus to our pay, so that helps, too.
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As a honky tonk witness, I can attest to the fact that you guys blow my nose and then you blow my mind:
You're a faggy little leather boy with a smaller piece of stick. You're a lashing, smashing hunk of man; Your sweat shines sweet and strong. Your organs working perfectly, but there's a part that's not screwed on. |
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sticky fingers
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Keep your sticky fingers off my nice shiney toy or your stay in witness protection may come to a screeching halt.
Look at you now: http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...2_lg_title.jpg |
This thread is a cardiac kleptomaniac, compelled to steal hearts.
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This thread is the heart of all hearts.
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This thread forgot it was in this thread.
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This thread just had an out of thread experience.
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...hey fellow threadmates, try jerking the thread...it feels good
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This thread thinks it's going blind
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This thread believes thread jerking may require a wet-nap
do wet dreams happen during wet naps? |
who threw a wet blanket on this thread?
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this thread actually doesn't give a fuck,as long as the blanket dries out
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this thread once dried a wet blanket in the oven, for 2 hours at 350 degrees F. it made a delicious roast.
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This thread never makes blanket statements, wet or dry.
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This thread is enjoying high-speed connections.
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na na na high speed connections na na na
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...8/lavahome.jpg Sadly, while some selfish high speeders were just zooming around, our beloved Karolyn Slowsky has gone missing. If she's not found very soon, Bill will be joining us in Witness Protection. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s8/slowsky.jpg |
This thread is interconnected, disconnected and well-connected.
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THis thread is watching Ceiling cat.
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This thred is in yur eyz, makin u rede
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THis thread haz cheezburgr, bukket, and invisible bike.
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This thread has come together, please pass the walrus gumboot
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This thread wants you to keep your monkey fingers off it, you damn, dirty ape.
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This thread is a senile delinquent who attended the University of Whales.
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This thread only needs a tissue to wipe the wet nap out of its eyes.
Then it needs a bath & a sandwich. |
This thread is dancing with throes of insanity, anxiety and indigestion.
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this thread is left dangling...
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Why does this thread always think of Modigliani when it hears "dangling"?
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This thread comes guaranteed with 97% less dangling than the other brand.
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This thread misses otto's avatar but is glad to see Sion back again.
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I know this isn't the "shhh" thread, jewels ....errr I mean the thread above...but did you ever think that maybe otto had to change his avatar so that the Feds don't find him hiding here in the Witness Protection Program? Maybe after the Feds are gone he can come out of hiding again. Otto, always wear your protection.
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This thread is especially sure to wear protection when rogering anything.
This is the protection it wears: http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/s/sc/scol22/..._glasses_1.jpg |
Here's me in my witness protection suit convincing the young ladies on the beach to always use protection
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This thread says, "Remember kids, safety is NO ACCIDENT!"
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This thread was accidentally safe today...will repent tomorrow.
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This thread needs to get out more often.
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This thread trips the light fantastic.
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This thread is the way, the truth, and the light fantastic.
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This thread is just plain mahvelous.
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This thread tastes great and is less filling.
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This thread is Friendly, so you get a free sundae dessert with your dinner.
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This thread allows kids to eat free on Wednesday nights.
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this thread could be bare...
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This thread is now officially hankerin' for a chocolate malted Fribble.
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This thread is also known as (AKA) Thread Threadburger.
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This thread now feels compelled to come out of the closet and admit that I am George Tirebiter. Please....Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers.
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This thread knows how to be in two places at once without being anywhere at all.
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this thread saw the following picture and called me a refugee from 1987... I think I'd have to have a mullet to go with the boots
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This thread has never met the nicest people on a Honda.
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This thread was born a Hell's Angel ...that's me driving with my cousin riding the passenger seat. I added the sly disguise in hopes of not violating the pics of kids rules.
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THis thread is all juiced up for them Nitro Burnin' Funny Cars.
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This thread has to watch her stories every day at noon.
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THish thread putsh her hair up in Curlersh and fixshesh a couple Martinish whilsht washing the Young and the Reshtlesh.
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This thread wants to put some electric curlers on some evil kitties.
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Hey, this thread is in Witness Protection and can't be found. :angry:
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THis thread cannot be found because it has moved to Montana and is tooling around American Interstate Highway System in Recreational Vehicle.
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