this thread was just censured by the UN...

this thread knows that the "hokey pokey" IS what its really all about......

It'd be lion if it said they didn't.

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This thread got (ever so politely) kicked out of the Japanese embassy for adding "Burma Shave" to the end of all haikus.

This thread brings the noise so the kids will have something to listen to.

This thread would like to hire a chip wrangle so they will fall where this thread wants them to rather than where they may.

This Thread Drinks. Your. Milkshake.

(This thread's dog is queer for ring.)

This thread didn't say any of that shit up there.

this thread's dog's name is stuart...

this thread has a turtle named Franklin, but last year when it started to lay eggs, we renamed him Franklina

This thread has almost never posted pornographic pictures of itself on the internet.

This thread loves you.

This thread's heart's cockles are positively toasty at the moment.

This thread's cockles taste like chicken.

This thread wishes it were lifesavers so it could come in 5 flavors.

This thread is bluffing.

This thread would no more bluff than tell a lie.

stuart is playfully pulling on this thread...

You know what, Stuart? This thread likes you. You're not like the other people, here at the trailer park. No no, they're fine Americans, but they're content to kick back with a cool Coors 16 ozer, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on Channel 57. But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil!

This thread enjoys the occasional mud bath.

This thread needs another.

this thread throws another 16 oz. coors in ocm?'s direction...

This thread ages backwards and rides a Triumph.

This thread walks on its hands to impress the chicks.

This thread's chicks walk on my hands, on command.

This thread can eat 50 eggs.

This thread has a sensitive gag-reflex.

This thread finds that hard to swallow, but doesn't want you getting down in the mouth about it.

This thread has a down pillow and a foam pillow, but prefers human pillows.

this thread is fading fast...

This thread fights back with a taser.

this thread will never get over that summer at clogging camp...

this thread remembers this one time...

This thread is speckled with grime as if small print overspread it.

This thread needs a powerful stain remover.

This thread, at first just ghostly, has turned a whiter shade of pale.

This thread has cigarette burns on its arm.

This thread reaches across the universe.

this thread has nothing to hide,cept me and my monkey

this thread lived in a yellow submarine...

This thread was the 6th Beatle, but was asked to leave when they realized that they didn't need a kazoo player.

this thread just watched this...

this reminded me that nitwits also need protection

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...protection.jpg

What this thread really needs is more tequila.

...and this thread thinks there is plenty of her to go around, witness this:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...la-tequila.jpg

This thread prefers a higher grade of tequila than that. :-P

This thread requires daily injections of botox to maintain its firmness.

this thread sometimes looks at the titty board to maintain it's firmness...

This thread puked a french fry it didn't remember eating.

this thread had medium garlic hot wings for supper last night and is really starting to feel it...

this thread thinks a rabbit must have puked near the pool heater.

This thread can't believe it ate the whole thing.

Since it's lunchtime in Eastern U sofa, this thread is about to go eat the whole thing.

This thread is one spicy meatball.

this thread would like buy the world a coke...

this thread would like to teach the world to sing

This thread wans jou to say hello to eet's leetle friend.

This thread likes to drive over pedestrians in GTA IV.

This thread reserves the second Tuesday of every month for 'home colonic night.'

This thread wonders about the fiber in the air, & how it can entwine them.

This thread is bursting.

this thread already had appendicitis...

This thread is an enema of the state.

This thread is melting ...

This thread would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't've been for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.

This thread wears eyeliner and lipgloss on Tranny Thursday. (coming up tomorrow)

this thread once had mountains with blue skies high above... once they were part of our everlasting love... but then you ran off with Sergio the kick-boxer... didn't you ... like the whore of a thread you are... yeah, just chew us up and spit us out like we're nothing.

this thread has been missin' the deutsch flying man.

this thread rocks...

This thread is tired of otto's whinging and figures he ought to make it a sammich.

This thread is a whore for sammiches.

This thread is a fool for your stockings.

perhaps a delicious Morey Amsterdam sammich?

this thread could be a fool for the city...

this thread is funky, foolhardy, freaky and just fine.

Irving K Musselman is not a Sandwich. Irving K. Musselman is a GENIUS.


This thread tries to keep kosher, but likes bacon far too much.

This thread likes to walk on glass.

This thread has a bifurcated sphincter.

this thread grabs a busch and runs for the hills...

This thread wears Five Fingers shoes.

this thread loves YOU!!!!

This thread has been playing hopscotch since 1928/

This thread has been drinking Scotch since 1912.

this thread has been wearing scotch plaid since it was a teenager...

This thread has a one-year limited warranty.

This thread is scotch tapes butterscotch candies to scotch eggs.

this thread scootches over a little bit more toward the driver...

this thread sometimes dips its putter into scotch

Sometimes this thread can't feel its toes.

This thread is kind to strangers, except on Thursdays.

This thread jacks!

This thread unravels fast.

this thread fits into fre's sleeper jammies nicely...

This thread has the body of a 16 year old boy and the brain of a German shepherd. They're out in it's trunk if you want to go see.

This thread is gonna tach'em up and, buddy, gonna shut you down.

this thread invented the Snuggie.

This thread prefers inebriation to annihilation.

This thread is not ashamed of itself.

This thread does the things that are needful.

this thread got on it's badmotor scooter to ride......

This thread's got a chicken to ride, so it don't care.
http://www.melissaturner.com/images/...strations4.jpg

This thread tried to ride a hippo.

This thread was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song.

This thread got fired for beatboxing during conference calls.