uncle phil

LS still wears those little "pom-pom" thingees on her sneaker laces...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mixedmedia

Unka Phil never believed it when the Village People sang, You Can't Stop the Music, for deep down in his heart he knew he could. muahahahaha...ha...ha

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Zeraph

MM keeps ALL nail and hair clippings to one day make an entire lover out of it.

Ch'i

Zeraph is unnerved on laundry day.

SirLance

Chi tried to go deep sea fishing in his bottle of Tide.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

uncle phil

SL once owned a 1971 AMC...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ch'i

Uncle phil shat on a turtle.

Zeraph

Chi only pretends to like battlestar galactica. He actually secretly hates it!

Ch'i

Zeraph used to secretly spread blasphemy, although its no secret now.

Elphaba

Ch'i spreads phlegm.

Ch'i

Elphaba makes me sneez.

mixedmedia

Ch'i will only eat cheese that's spelled Cheez.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Lady Sage

Mixed Media is lactose intolerant and spews milk out her nose whenever she tries to drink it.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

SirLance

LS tried to join the French Foreign Legion. When they asked her name, she said "Beau Geste," and they said "You jest!"

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

mixedmedia

SirLance dabbles in jeu d'espirit.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Zeraph

MM smells of elderberry stems!

Lady Sage

Zeraph rolls in brimstone before dates.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Zeraph

You have to when you date demons!

LS knows that because she is one of the demons ive dated.

you'll never get my soul you tricky demon!

Lady Sage

Witches arent demons

What life did we date in?

Zeraph has identity disorder, he sometimes confuses the life hes living with one hes read about...

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Zeraph

it was that one life where no one had invented shoes yet, those were silly times!

sure youre a witch now but all witches used to be demons.

LS has amnesia, she can't even remember past lives! have you ever heard of such a thing?

uncle phil

Z once ate a tadpole, on a dare, in his elementary school parking lot...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Giant Hamburger

Uncle Phil has a secondary brain located at the base of his tail, which may be responsible for controlling the reflexes of his dance muscles in the tender, rear portions of his supple body.

Fly

GH's mother actually named him "little wiener".

he wasn't too fond of this name so,he gave himself the enlightening handle that we all know of to this day.

way to go GH.........atta boy.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

SirLance

Fly prefers Bacardi to Panama Red.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Fly

SirLance,on other forums,goes by the name.........miss lucy.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

mixedmedia

Fly, on other forums, goes by the name Zig-Zag.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Lady Sage

MM dresses like Ronald McDonald when she has sad days.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

mixedmedia

Lady Sage's secret hobby is translating rap songs into dead languages and then recording them. 'Taint heard nuthin' till you've heard Lady Sh'nizzle sing Let a Ho Be a Ho in Coptic.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

the mixed one danced with a floor lamp at her last hallowe'en party...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

uncle phil created a line of sleeper-jammies that let out a nice smelling flower scent whenever someone farts in them.
He's made money hand over fist.
You might say unca p. is stinking rich.

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Google

bernadette

Fremen stacks pretzals 6 feet high all over his home. He doesn't know why he does this, but his poker buddies love all the handy snacks.

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SirLance

Bernadette gets all her pennies from heaven

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deezelnDC

SirLance throws all his pennies away hoping to get into Heaven

mixedmedia

deezel is really in Pascagoula, MS.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Zeraph

MM is a blind commercial airline pilot!

uncle phil

the mixed one never once wore underwear in third grade...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

777

that's cuz phil stole them, and sold them to japanese vending machine companies.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

SirLance

777's REAL user name is 888. 777 is just an alias.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Fremen

SirLance goes around singing "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone.

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Google

mixedmedia

Fremen is Debbie Boone.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce