mixedmedia

Fremen has a pet cockroach named Marvin which he keeps hidden away in his pants pocket during the day. But at night, Marvin comes out and sits on Fremen's shoulder while they watch old Dallas re-runs and eat Cheez-Wiz and Ritz crackers.

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Zeraph

MM buys sperm from the sperm bank...to ice her drinks with.

mixedmedia

Ewwwww....

Zeraph is gross.

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

loquitur

Mixedmedia keeps an unnamed person's photo inside her undergarments.

Zeraph

That's not a secret!

L loves to cook but when he does he measures out all cooking ingredients from a prostitute's orifices. Do NOT eat his brownies or chocolate pudding.

SirLance

Zeraph claims to inhabit the cosmos, but actually lives in a railroad car outside hoboken. He recently made a guest appearence in a credit card commercial.

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blue_eyes

SirLance.. He's working as Santa this year at various malls.

paddyjoe

yes, and luckily he'll have his trusty elf, ol' blue eyes right beside him all the way.

Lady Sage

PJ doesnt come around much these days because he has found true lust with a toaster, a cigar and a plush Barney doll.... its sick PJ sick, sick!

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loquitur

Lady Sage uses only men's brands of deodorant.

SirLance

loquitur is the founder of a barbershop quartet called "The Loquacious Loquitors." It failed because he was the only member and could not sing in 4 voices at once.

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Zeraph

Which SL knows because he is an avid fan and groupie of barbershop quartets.

JumpinJesus

Zeraph is Matt Lauer's stunt double.

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blue_eyes

Hairy JumpinJesus during the approach of a full moon, listens to Depeche Mode and New Order and mutters "you must be the soundtrack of my life" in the middle of the night.

Zeraph

BE naturally has brown eyes but get's blue from slaughtering thousands and thousands of dolphins to "extract" their blue.

mixedmedia

Zeraph carries a Hello Kitty backpack.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

777

One of the books on Mixed's shelf reveals a secret passage to the dungeon.

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Roger Zelazny

uncle phil

the sevens tried to swim to china when he was 6 years old...in the bathtub...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

unc p hardly ever cleans his balls.

The other golfers keep their distance.

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paddyjoe

luckily for the golfing community, Fremen is very handy with a washcloth.......

SirLance

and pj is right behind him with a blow dry!

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Zeraph

And SL is right there, taping it all!

Edit: I wonder how long we could keep something like this going? That is, implementing the previous poster in the same secret.

Ch'i

Zeraph is writing his thesis on "Balls and the Effects of Embalmed Balls on Vagrant Golfers"; video not withstanding.

loquitur

Ch'i secretly licks his golf clubs each night. Three times on each wood, two times on each iron. And what he does to the putter is too indecent to mention in this polite forum.

uncle phil

the talkative one mentioned it once on another forum...a kinky forum...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mixedmedia

Uncle Phil haunts us all at our "kinky forums."

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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

onthedge

mm goes shopping naked at the night and runs on the road with the hands on the head!

Fremen

edge reads Proust naked while standing in the deli section of Wal-Mart.

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SirLance

Fremen once applied for a butcher job in the deli section. He didn't realize that the meat is already sliced....

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mixedmedia

SirLance enjoys a nice sliced beef tongue sandwich w/ onions and brown mustard at least once a week.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

the mixed one has a morbid fear of blue m & ms...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Uncle Phil is saving all his blue m&ms so someday he can scare mixedmedia out of his mind.

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mixedmedia

I know ourcrazymodern? is new here, so I'll let the gender discrepancy slide, ehem...but I'll have you know I am alllll woman.

The "?" in ourcrazymodern's username stands for "robot penis."

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Ourcrazymodern?

Sorry, mm, I knew that. I meant Uncle Phil is trying to scare you out of his own mind!

mixedmedia eats salad for desert and has the sweets up front! Mmm, mmm!
Alllll woman, indeed.

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uncle phil

ocm just wore his shorts when he went outside to check his mail...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

pig

OCM? assumes we all have peni and sugar-related issues, as her robotic penis exudes geysers of chocolate when she becomes too excited. she's carbophalliphilic.

/wait, are you a chick?

and since phil, just like he always did, runs in and steals my thunder, i'll reveal that he was roasting marshmellows in the transhcan outside ocm?'s, in anticipation of stealing his/her chocolate robotic penis and making mushroom shaped s'mores. melts in his mouth, not in his hand.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Well, yes, and it's cold outside! That's why I thought I'd better put something on.

Uncle Phil sometimes in his own mind spells his name with an F.

I thought all guys have penis issues of one sort or another.
& I do love chocolate.

Pigglett shares the fear of things blue, but realizes that colors don't show up in the dark, and that they often taste sweeter there.

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mixedmedia

uh...yeah.....riiiight

ocp?, coined succinctly by monsieur pigglet (pronounced peeg-lay), once (as in last week) became paralyzed with fear on the choo-choo at the local zoo.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

pig

mais oui, ma cherie?

m^2 caused the fear, of course...dressing up in a navin r. johnson costume on the choo-choo and screaming about her "special purpose."

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Ourcrazymodern?

pigglet's special purpose is the introduction of the corkscrew-shaped unit into other peoples' minds. Not to say I didn't enjoy it.

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