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Lady Sage · 10-03-2006, 04:18 PM

Chi once had a job helping SL

uncle phil · 10-04-2006, 12:58 PM

LS dusts those unicycle seats for pan every few days...(sick, sick, sick...)

Grasshopper Green · 10-04-2006, 02:01 PM

uncle phil used to ride a unicycle to work everyday; when he decided to retire the unicycle he donated his seat to pan.

pan6467 · 10-05-2006, 05:24 AM

* counting my unicycle seats*

Ah yes hi there.... come for Medusa's big secret did ya?

She has men trapped in her basement and makes them...... it's just a very horrible thing she makes them do....... she makes them watch nonstop 24 hour reruns of Hee Haw....

The humanity......... ahhhhhhhh

uncle phil · 10-05-2006, 11:31 AM

pan's been wearing the same set of sleeper-jammies for over a week now...and he hasn't even turned them inside-out yet...

Grasshopper Green · 10-05-2006, 03:51 PM

uncle phil's greatest ambition in life is to do the voice of Sidekick #3 in a hastily thrown together, made for DVD children's cartoon.

Zeraph · 10-05-2006, 03:58 PM

Medusa is super cheap, she recycles her urine (and not very well) instead of buying water.

777 · 10-05-2006, 08:17 PM

Zeraph is an alien, and the avatar is his REAL EYE!!!

Lady Sage · 10-05-2006, 08:21 PM

777 runs around the house wearing a bed sheet as a cape singing "believe it or not im walking on air"

SirLance · 10-05-2006, 08:54 PM

LS has the heart of a young girl. Pickled in formaldehyde on her desk.

pan6467 · 10-05-2006, 11:36 PM

Sir Lance is one trapped in Medusa's basement, but he enjoys the 24/7 airings of Hee Haw.....

He likes to sing with the Buck, Roy and the guys "Gloom despair and agony on me"

But the scariest part of it all...... he laughs at the jokes and Minnie Pearl gives him a woodie.

Grasshopper Green · 10-06-2006, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pan6467

Sir Lance is one trapped in Medusa's basement, but he enjoys the 24/7 airings of Hee Haw.....

He likes to sing with the Buck, Roy and the guys "Gloom despair and agony on me"

But the scariest part of it all...... he laughs at the jokes and Minnie Pearl gives him a woodie.

I'm so evil....

pan often volunteers to "help" at bake sales, and "accidentally" substitutes salt for sugar in the cookies that he brings.

Lady Sage · 10-06-2006, 06:09 AM

You think thats bad you should see what he puts in macorini!!!

Medusa used to take botany classes until getting a little too involved with genetic manipulation..... and a plant tried to eat him/her.

Zeraph · 10-06-2006, 01:04 PM

LS is gene splicing to make human-cat hybrids for her army of evil minions and they all worship crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.

uncle phil · 10-06-2006, 01:37 PM

Zeraph wears velcro bedroom slippers...to church...

Lady Sage · 10-06-2006, 08:07 PM

UP knows because he is the priest....

bernadette · 10-06-2006, 09:37 PM

Lady Sage sleeps on a mattress stuffed full of basil, rosemary and thyme with just the perfect amount of sage on top.

pan6467 · 10-06-2006, 11:10 PM

Bernadette was on Howie Mandel's "Fits Like a Glove" comedy album...... she was a shoestore manager.

In fact the highlight of Bernadette's life is when she plays Howie yelling "Fuck it Bernadette" (She has it on tape loop and plays it 24/7).

paddyjoe · 10-07-2006, 05:06 AM

pan recently purchased Cincinnati Bengals' quarterback Carson Palmers game day sweat socks on eBay. To protect them from Lady Sage, he stores them confidently away....one in each cheek.

Lady Sage · 10-07-2006, 08:28 AM

Ugh, football.

Pan purchased said sweat socks from the ebay ID paddyjoe.... coincidense?

Zeraph · 10-07-2006, 12:35 PM

LS has a worm farm, and to keep top quality she gives each and every worm a kiss before bedtime.

777 · 10-08-2006, 12:08 AM

Zeraph learn this by stocking Lady Sage

Fremen · 10-08-2006, 12:39 AM

21 can't keep his pants up 'cause of all the bananas stuffed in the pockets.
He's happy to see you, too.

Zeraph · 10-08-2006, 12:54 PM

Fremen thought he'd make his own spice. Unfortunetly he made it out of sand and cinnamon which caused him to have diarrhea.

SirLance · 10-08-2006, 07:45 PM

Zeraph's giraffe had a calf that laughed at his staff.

Lady Sage · 10-08-2006, 08:43 PM

I once went to UP's house to steal a pair of his sleeper jammies to hold for auction but I found SL sniffing a pair and ran away.

Ch'i · 10-08-2006, 11:17 PM

Lady Sage has been accused on numerous accounts of having violated the space of others in order to smell their ears.

Lady Sage · 10-09-2006, 10:18 AM

What can I say? Earwax turns me on... *barf*

Chi was once a nude model for college classes on drawing the human form.

Zeraph · 10-09-2006, 03:55 PM

Which LS knows because she takes those classes just to see . . . other artists.

uncle phil · 10-09-2006, 04:28 PM

Z cannot walk backwards and chew gum at the same time...

mixedmedia · 10-09-2006, 06:00 PM

Uncle Phil used to be my Aunt Philomena.

uncle phil · 10-10-2006, 12:55 PM

the mixed one once threw caution to the winds...ask her about it sometime...

SirLance · 10-10-2006, 01:53 PM

UP's recent angelic revelation from the angel Sleepy has caused him to write "The Book Of Jammies" and found a new religion called "The Church of the Holy Doctor Dentons"

Ch'i · 10-10-2006, 02:18 PM

SirLance has an obsession with jammies.

Elphaba · 10-10-2006, 04:26 PM

Ch'i has an obsession with jam. Strawberry/rhubarb is his favorite.

mixedmedia · 10-10-2006, 04:36 PM

Elphaba used to dance and sing along to her Donna Summer's Bad Girls album and pretend she was the Disco Queen.....uhhhhh, or was that me?

Lady Sage · 10-10-2006, 06:25 PM

No, no, you sang I will survive while wearing the afro wig, fishnets, leather corset and spike heels.

Ch'i · 10-10-2006, 06:37 PM

Lady Sage is inconstitutional.

Elphaba · 10-10-2006, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Elphaba used to dance and sing along to her Donna Summer's Bad Girls album and pretend she was the Disco Queen.....uhhhhh, or was that me?

Quote:

No, no, you sang I will survive while wearing the afro wig, fishnets, leather corset and spike heels.

"People" you are really starting to annoy me...please get your facts straight for once...

Disco Queen

There are *way* too many hot babes here that remember 'disco'. You know who you are.

mixedmedia · 10-11-2006, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphaba

Disco Queen

That is adorable....but the ending is so sad.

10-03-2006, 04:18 PM	#7281 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Chi once had a job helping SL __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-04-2006, 12:58 PM	#7282 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	LS dusts those unicycle seats for pan every few days...(sick, sick, sick...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-04-2006, 02:01 PM	#7283 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	uncle phil used to ride a unicycle to work everyday; when he decided to retire the unicycle he donated his seat to pan. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

10-05-2006, 05:24 AM	#7284 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	* counting my unicycle seats* Ah yes hi there.... come for Medusa's big secret did ya? She has men trapped in her basement and makes them...... it's just a very horrible thing she makes them do....... she makes them watch nonstop 24 hour reruns of Hee Haw.... The humanity......... ahhhhhhhh __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

10-05-2006, 11:31 AM	#7285 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pan's been wearing the same set of sleeper-jammies for over a week now...and he hasn't even turned them inside-out yet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-05-2006, 03:51 PM	#7286 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	uncle phil's greatest ambition in life is to do the voice of Sidekick #3 in a hastily thrown together, made for DVD children's cartoon. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

10-05-2006, 03:58 PM	#7287 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Medusa is super cheap, she recycles her urine (and not very well) instead of buying water.

10-05-2006, 08:17 PM	#7288 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Zeraph is an alien, and the avatar is his REAL EYE!!! __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-05-2006, 08:21 PM	#7289 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	777 runs around the house wearing a bed sheet as a cape singing "believe it or not im walking on air" __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-05-2006, 08:54 PM	#7290 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	LS has the heart of a young girl. Pickled in formaldehyde on her desk. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-05-2006, 11:36 PM	#7291 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Sir Lance is one trapped in Medusa's basement, but he enjoys the 24/7 airings of Hee Haw..... He likes to sing with the Buck, Roy and the guys "Gloom despair and agony on me" But the scariest part of it all...... he laughs at the jokes and Minnie Pearl gives him a woodie. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

10-06-2006, 06:09 AM	#7293 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	You think thats bad you should see what he puts in macorini!!! Medusa used to take botany classes until getting a little too involved with genetic manipulation..... and a plant tried to eat him/her. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-06-2006, 01:04 PM	#7294 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	LS is gene splicing to make human-cat hybrids for her army of evil minions and they all worship crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.

10-06-2006, 01:37 PM	#7295 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Zeraph wears velcro bedroom slippers...to church... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-06-2006, 08:07 PM	#7296 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	UP knows because he is the priest.... __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-06-2006, 09:37 PM	#7297 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Lady Sage sleeps on a mattress stuffed full of basil, rosemary and thyme with just the perfect amount of sage on top. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-06-2006, 11:10 PM	#7298 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Bernadette was on Howie Mandel's "Fits Like a Glove" comedy album...... she was a shoestore manager. In fact the highlight of Bernadette's life is when she plays Howie yelling "Fuck it Bernadette" (She has it on tape loop and plays it 24/7). __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

10-07-2006, 05:06 AM	#7299 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	pan recently purchased Cincinnati Bengals' quarterback Carson Palmers game day sweat socks on eBay. To protect them from Lady Sage, he stores them confidently away....one in each cheek.

10-07-2006, 08:28 AM	#7300 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Ugh, football. Pan purchased said sweat socks from the ebay ID paddyjoe.... coincidense? __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-07-2006, 12:35 PM	#7301 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	LS has a worm farm, and to keep top quality she gives each and every worm a kiss before bedtime.

10-08-2006, 12:08 AM	#7302 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Zeraph learn this by stocking Lady Sage __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-08-2006, 12:39 AM	#7303 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	21 can't keep his pants up 'cause of all the bananas stuffed in the pockets. He's happy to see you, too. __________________ Google

10-08-2006, 12:54 PM	#7304 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Fremen thought he'd make his own spice. Unfortunetly he made it out of sand and cinnamon which caused him to have diarrhea.

10-08-2006, 07:45 PM	#7305 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Zeraph's giraffe had a calf that laughed at his staff. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-08-2006, 08:43 PM	#7306 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I once went to UP's house to steal a pair of his sleeper jammies to hold for auction but I found SL sniffing a pair and ran away. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-08-2006, 11:17 PM	#7307 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Lady Sage has been accused on numerous accounts of having violated the space of others in order to smell their ears.

10-09-2006, 10:18 AM	#7308 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	What can I say? Earwax turns me on... barf Chi was once a nude model for college classes on drawing the human form. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-09-2006, 03:55 PM	#7309 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Which LS knows because she takes those classes just to see . . . other artists.

10-09-2006, 04:28 PM	#7310 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Z cannot walk backwards and chew gum at the same time... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-09-2006, 06:00 PM	#7311 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Uncle Phil used to be my Aunt Philomena.

10-10-2006, 12:55 PM	#7312 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the mixed one once threw caution to the winds...ask her about it sometime... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-10-2006, 01:53 PM	#7313 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	UP's recent angelic revelation from the angel Sleepy has caused him to write "The Book Of Jammies" and found a new religion called "The Church of the Holy Doctor Dentons" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-10-2006, 02:18 PM	#7314 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	SirLance has an obsession with jammies.

10-10-2006, 04:26 PM	#7315 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Ch'i has an obsession with jam. Strawberry/rhubarb is his favorite.

10-10-2006, 04:36 PM	#7316 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Elphaba used to dance and sing along to her Donna Summer's Bad Girls album and pretend she was the Disco Queen.....uhhhhh, or was that me?