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Old 01-11-2007, 05:08 PM   #7601 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
I bowl in the Paul Bunyan Invitational almost every year.
PB&J's are better.

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Old 01-11-2007, 05:11 PM   #7602 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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would you?
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 01-11-2007, 05:33 PM   #7603 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
...who's profitting off this research? Oh, wait, I have to go to tilted paranoia... (Yes, sir, why not?)

I am not privy to any of up's remaining secrets, sorry, but here's a guess:
Last Wednesday night, on his way home from work, he ran over someone's cat: instant regret followed by a lingering satisfaction.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:00 PM   #7604 (permalink)
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hehe...

that wasn't me; that was YOU!!!
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 01-13-2007, 08:55 AM   #7605 (permalink)
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It's as you say...damnit!
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Old 01-19-2007, 10:30 AM   #7606 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Location: Across the way
Ourcrazymodern secretly smuggles water out of swimming pools in every town he visits. Well am I right?
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Old 01-19-2007, 10:31 AM   #7607 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Sharon share alike, they call her...
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Old 01-19-2007, 10:36 AM   #7608 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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Location: Florida
Sir Lance just called his boss a poopyhead.
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Old 01-19-2007, 10:53 AM   #7609 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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mixedmedia is secretly... only one media! Horror!
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Old 01-19-2007, 11:12 AM   #7610 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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Location: Florida
For revealing my most desperately held secret, Sharon must now die.
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Old 01-19-2007, 11:19 AM   #7611 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:09 PM   #7612 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Sharon both fears and hopes that she'll soon be insane.
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Old 01-19-2007, 03:54 PM   #7613 (permalink)
777
drawn and redrawn
 
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OCM? can't remember what it's like to be sane. The tree still owes him some ice cream because of the business contract they made with the moon.
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Roger Zelazny
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Old 01-19-2007, 04:06 PM   #7614 (permalink)
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777 is worried that OCM might not believe him - because the truth is that he was the "tree" who made him sign the lunar contract...
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:05 AM   #7615 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
(I see you're now insane! Yay!)

Sharon arranges her life around the phases of the moon.
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:43 AM   #7616 (permalink)
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Location: Across the way
I have to, it was part of the terms of my business contract with it. And besides, most women have to arrange or schedule their lives to some degree around a time period similar to that of the lunar cycle. :LOL:

"Ourcrazymodern?" is actually "Theirsaneantique!" but is going under a pen name.
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:57 AM   #7617 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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Location: Florida
Sharon wanted to trip the light fantastic but she settled for bowling.
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Old 01-20-2007, 12:15 PM   #7618 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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mixed has legs that go all the way up and make an ass outta her.
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Old 01-20-2007, 12:27 PM   #7619 (permalink)
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Fly doesn't want the world to know that actually... he DIDN'T fucking change it.
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Old 01-20-2007, 05:01 PM   #7620 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
sharon once rode "one trick pony..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 01-20-2007, 05:12 PM   #7621 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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Location: Florida
Uncle Phil has been through the desert on a horse with no name.
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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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Old 01-20-2007, 05:17 PM   #7622 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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mixedmedia was actually the nameless horse in question.
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:08 PM   #7623 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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..stone...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:21 PM   #7624 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Uncle Phil is stoned.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:21 AM   #7625 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
maybe, but what if?

Sharon wants very little, but can't get it to her satisfaction.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:23 AM   #7626 (permalink)
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...and ourcrazymodern? is not stoned.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:30 AM   #7627 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
(Not today. Damnit)

mixedmedia once created an artwork entitled "Jello, pudding, pudding". When it didn't turn out as she wished, she ate it.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:41 AM   #7628 (permalink)
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Location: Across the way
Ourcrazymodern is known in certain circles as "Skidmark". To lessen the blow, he tries to trendify it: "Skidmarq"
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:49 AM   #7629 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
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sharon don't need no lubrication

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Old 01-21-2007, 10:53 AM   #7630 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Fly did, on our last encounter. He's a little "uptight".
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Old 01-21-2007, 11:15 AM   #7631 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
(Tight = good)

Sharon prefers making sense.
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Old 01-21-2007, 11:24 AM   #7632 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Ourcrazymodern prefers not making sense.
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Old 01-21-2007, 11:28 AM   #7633 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
...& relatively soon I'll be there.

Sharon still has the baby-doll that she loved as a little girl.
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Old 01-21-2007, 11:31 AM   #7634 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Location: Across the way
I do!! I have quite a few soft toys from my younger days.

Ourcrazymodern has a secret, elaborate set of "Off-The-Wayside" toys that he keeps under his bed for, ummm, helping him get to sleep at night.
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Old 01-21-2007, 02:12 PM   #7635 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
...truly sleeping might be beneficial...

Sharon has a cab waiting for me.
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Old 01-21-2007, 02:30 PM   #7636 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Ourcrazymodern has a cab waiting for him.
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Old 01-21-2007, 03:23 PM   #7637 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
stop! (I've never taken a cab in my life)

Sharon glows in the dark without trying: This is why she doesn't go out at night.
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:09 PM   #7638 (permalink)
Coy, sultry and... naughty!
 
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Ourcrazymodern stalks glow-in-the-dark people.
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:30 PM   #7639 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
Well, they're easy to find! (Will you have breakfast ready when I get there?)

Sharon hides her fear.
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Old 01-21-2007, 04:33 PM   #7640 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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shoot, ocm? just hides...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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