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Old 01-12-2004, 01:11 PM   #3361 (permalink)
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jam161 is a sole survivor of an inter-galactic republic..
This open-minded translunar republic was noted for its advanced business skills. It was destroyed by an alliance of its neighbors because of the people's extreme sloth, leaving behind only culinary knowledge and artistic theories.
But he has an evil plot:
to kidnap a famous child actor so he can replace her with an imposter, easily allowing him to summon an elder god, so he can build an unbreachable fortress, enabling him to completely destroy the country!
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Old 01-12-2004, 01:23 PM   #3362 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2004, 01:50 PM   #3363 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2004, 02:57 PM   #3364 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
phil knows this cuz he was at the dumpster across the alley,looking for buttons,spent garments and hamsters.

you should see his top dresser drawer.where most people keep their gaunch and socks,phil has .........yes..........hamster races.

*$50.00 on the brown one phil.......my booky will be in touch*
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Old 01-12-2004, 03:03 PM   #3365 (permalink)
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
flyman doesn't want this to leak out but he is the honorary commander of the RCAF!
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Old 01-13-2004, 05:11 PM   #3366 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:23 PM   #3367 (permalink)
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uncle phil still hasn't taken down his Christmas lights.
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:35 PM   #3368 (permalink)
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Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
paddyjoe never admitted to playing sims: day care...
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:51 PM   #3369 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2004, 08:11 PM   #3370 (permalink)
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madp once masturbated a zoo-monkey.
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Old 01-13-2004, 10:12 PM   #3371 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2004, 10:37 PM   #3372 (permalink)
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Mr.D filmed the masturbated monkey episode and sold it online on http://www.masturbatingbonobos.org/.
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:10 PM   #3373 (permalink)
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You're damn right I did, made a good 100 bucks out of it.

Fremen rode the bicycle for delivery of the Monkey-Masturbation tapes.
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:03 PM   #3374 (permalink)
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Mr. D had video taped underage monkeys having sex...
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:09 PM   #3375 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:27 PM   #3376 (permalink)
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MSD has an old diesel peugeot tucked away in his garage...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 01-14-2004, 03:34 PM   #3377 (permalink)
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Location: Just outside the D.C. belt
Uncle Phil never crosses the path of an Attorney General.
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Old 01-14-2004, 05:52 PM   #3378 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2004, 06:55 PM   #3379 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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OshnSoul likes to watch the gay tv shows.





*you seen queer as folk?*

*damn...... there's one more but i can't think of it *
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Old 01-15-2004, 12:01 AM   #3380 (permalink)
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fly can't reveal his fascination with gay shows lest his wife takes all his 'plants'.
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Old 01-15-2004, 12:49 AM   #3381 (permalink)
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Fremen has a crush on Eric Estrada.
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:12 AM   #3382 (permalink)
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Mr. Deflok wears white knee socks with shorts and black shoes.


Mr. Deflok=Mr. Fashion
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:16 AM   #3383 (permalink)
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PaddyJoe always visits this forum naked.
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:24 AM   #3384 (permalink)
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Astrocloud belongs to a super secret sect of Magian fire-worshippers whose ways are so mysterious and inscrutable that even he is unsure of them.
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:34 AM   #3385 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger has been known to take a bite of himself from time to time... (At least that's what my fellow Magian fire-worshippers tell me.)
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:11 PM   #3386 (permalink)
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astro almost always laughs at jokes before the punch line...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:13 PM   #3387 (permalink)
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poor uncle phil always forgets the punch line...
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:26 PM   #3388 (permalink)
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OshnSoul likes to watch the gay tv shows.
Damn, that's NO secret! I watch Queer Eye every week.

PaddyJoe folds toilet paper into a diagonal fold at the end. How neat!
 
Old 01-15-2004, 09:45 PM   #3389 (permalink)
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OshnSoul loves the feel of a closely-shorn scrotum.
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Old 01-15-2004, 10:13 PM   #3390 (permalink)
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madp cleans his scrotum clean using his teeth.
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Old 01-15-2004, 10:45 PM   #3391 (permalink)
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Mr.Deflok is actually giving head in his icon, so messy
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...I'm from Iowa!
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Old 01-16-2004, 12:32 AM   #3392 (permalink)
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onionmon collects Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen paraphenelia.
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Old 01-16-2004, 02:08 PM   #3393 (permalink)
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Mr. Deflok has secretly coveted the Olsen items, but his room is just too full of his Barbie collection.
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Old 01-16-2004, 02:13 PM   #3394 (permalink)
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paddyjoe likes to dress up as mrs.paddyjoe sometimes.

that's why he sends her to the market to get more film.
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Old 01-16-2004, 02:19 PM   #3395 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2004, 02:36 PM   #3396 (permalink)
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Oshn sits at Blunt Bros. cafe all day while posing...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:23 PM   #3397 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2004, 04:21 PM   #3398 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:27 PM   #3399 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:30 PM   #3400 (permalink)
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Mr.D has....said penis in his front left pocket.

he plans on making a mold and pawning it off over the internet as jimi hendrix's..........you know.......
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