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Old 12-06-2006, 04:18 PM   #7521 (permalink)
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ocm doesn't really have any secrets...scary, ain't it?
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:08 AM   #7522 (permalink)
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up keeps some of his secrets even from himself. Schizophrenia can be a wonderful thing. Now, what did "we" do with that damn closet? No more wire hangers!!!!!
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:27 PM   #7523 (permalink)
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OCM? doesn't wear socks...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:58 PM   #7524 (permalink)
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nope, he wears phil's socks. right when they're fresh and warm from the dryer. pops 'em on, gets the that warm fuzzy feeling, rolls 'em back up.
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Old 12-07-2006, 07:45 PM   #7525 (permalink)
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Pigglet believes it's a beautiful world, especially while he's corkscrewing my mind. Sorry, honey.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:30 PM   #7526 (permalink)
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OCM? once ate his pet turtle...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:48 PM   #7527 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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Uncle Phil, while on his whirlwind hot-tubbing-around-the-world grand tour, leaves the ladies pining everywhere he goes.

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Old 12-08-2006, 01:59 PM   #7528 (permalink)
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mixedmedia really blows my skirt up! Oh, wait - that's one of my secrets!
Um, mixedmedia likes to fingerpaint, using her whole body.
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Old 12-09-2006, 03:03 PM   #7529 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:47 PM   #7530 (permalink)
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I wish I had a uterus.

Lady Sage wishes she was a long-beard.
Talk about blowing my skirt up.

I saw a bumper sticker once that said a liberal is one so open-minded that their brain fell out. My bumper sticker says that the road to hell is paved with republicans. What's the difference?

Lady Sage is a long beard.
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Old 12-12-2006, 04:39 PM   #7531 (permalink)
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OCM? is a buffalo bills fan...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-12-2006, 04:57 PM   #7532 (permalink)
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When uncle phil finally finished reeling in his e.l.p. he put it (mostly) into his carry-on and flew to Las Vegas to see Barbra Streisand. And he enjoyed the show.
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Old 12-12-2006, 11:07 PM   #7533 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2006, 11:57 PM   #7534 (permalink)
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ThatStooDamnDad was a sneeze guard sales person.
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:16 AM   #7535 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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777 has a pancake fetish. He can only orgasm while eating a short stack smothered in maple syrup.

He has lost a few girlfriends who just couldn't handle the maple syrup in their hair.

He tried crepes once but it just didn't do it for him.
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:38 AM   #7536 (permalink)
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Charlie likes to dress as a Geisha girl............then go get a burger.
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:40 AM   #7537 (permalink)
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Fly has been observed with a banjo and a corn cob pipe, muttering "man, he got purty lips..."
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Old 12-13-2006, 07:49 AM   #7538 (permalink)
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SirLance has purty lips...doggone, boy, come'n over her and give 'er a kiss.
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:42 PM   #7539 (permalink)
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the mixed one wanted to hear SL squeal like a pig...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:17 PM   #7540 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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uncle phil actually prefers toilet paper that's not quite so soft. No Charmin here, and the ultra? Eeeww!
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:05 PM   #7541 (permalink)
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Ourcrazymodern? sculpted a life-size replica of Michelangelo's Statue of David out of cream cheese.
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Old 12-13-2006, 11:52 PM   #7542 (permalink)
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That's no secret! Anyway, it collapsed under its own weight.
And the people came from miles around to eat him.

Mixedmedia fantasizes about doing it on horseback while tied up to the bed-posts. Talk about mixing your medias. xx!
I suppose one could do it on a Clydesdale or a Percheron?
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:46 PM   #7543 (permalink)
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ocm? has been keeping his own personal chia pet for the past 7 years...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:18 PM   #7544 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil Hasn't gotten over his obsession with pigs and the way they squeal when he touches them in that special place....(hehe)
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Old 12-14-2006, 03:00 PM   #7545 (permalink)
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Deltona Couple's proximity to me keeps interfering with my aura.
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Old 12-14-2006, 03:03 PM   #7546 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Mixedmedia always has an aura that matches her shoes.
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Old 12-14-2006, 03:57 PM   #7547 (permalink)
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
SirLance has over 6000 Beanie Babies in a secret room in the basement. They each have a special name he has bestowed.
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Old 12-15-2006, 12:49 AM   #7548 (permalink)
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OurCrazyModern? eats belly botton lint.
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:38 AM   #7549 (permalink)
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777 has a pet chicken named Drumstick.
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Old 12-15-2006, 05:43 AM   #7550 (permalink)
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
mixedmedia enjoys scaring the neighborhood children by hiding in the bushes and screaming like a banshee as they go by.
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:17 AM   #7551 (permalink)
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OCM? harbors a secret yearning for big women slathered in chocolate sauce, while they ride a mechanical bull.
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Old 12-18-2006, 06:23 AM   #7552 (permalink)
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Fremen secretly aspires to be the mechanical bull ridden by big women slathered in chocolate sauce. He hopes they'll wear spurs on their high heels.
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Old 12-18-2006, 06:42 AM   #7553 (permalink)
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SirLance would just like to slather women in chocolate sauce. That's all.
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Old 12-18-2006, 07:27 AM   #7554 (permalink)
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Location: L.A. L.A. land
mixedmedia doesn't always check her PMs! (not her PMS... )

Also, she has a not-so-secret desire to get naked, cover herself in glue and roll around in the precious gem displays in the jewelry district, and run chortling down the street!

Ask me how I know....
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Old 12-18-2006, 08:37 AM   #7555 (permalink)
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sultana knows because she has an eagle eye for mildly repressed cartographic impulses; particularly when they involve slathering and chortling. she also likes to look at the sixth button over on the top of the tfp page - the one that is cozied up between 'chat' and 'new posts.'
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Old 12-18-2006, 08:50 AM   #7556 (permalink)
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Pigglet suffers from medium-intensity jealousy because Halx gives me what I ask for before I even ask for it!!
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Old 12-18-2006, 04:03 PM   #7557 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Sultana isn't human at all - she's a soon-to-be-graduated demi-goddess.
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Old 12-18-2006, 04:23 PM   #7558 (permalink)
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and ocm? holds the diploma in his cloying little fingers...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:10 PM   #7559 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
(I do like chocolate.)

When uncle phil got back from Las Vegas, he had bad dreams about it.
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:12 AM   #7560 (permalink)
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OCM only says that he likes chocolate so that he can fit in with the cool people.
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