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uncle phil · 12-19-2006, 01:49 PM

sad to say, 777 wrote the rule book for cool people...including what color saddle shoes to wear for which occasion...

mixedmedia · 12-19-2006, 01:54 PM

Uncle Phil prefers a nice pair of black-and-white wingtips.

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-19-2006, 04:01 PM

Mixedmedias wingtips match her aura, also. But it's an anal-retentive thing.
(By wingtips I don't mean shoes, angel!)

SirLance · 12-19-2006, 07:16 PM

OCM? is really a labrador retreiver from alpha centauri, disguised as a balding cop in san diego, who is in turn disguised as a TFP'er.

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-19-2006, 10:06 PM

As if I don't wish Labodor Retrievers came from Alpha Centauri!

Sir Lance wants to be made of chocolate

777 · 12-20-2006, 12:34 AM

OCM?'s sig is backwards. It should say, "BE FEAR AND JUST NOT"

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-20-2006, 09:39 AM

You can only be yourself even if you suck.

777 is just extrapolating from the numbers he found on his head.

uncle phil · 12-20-2006, 04:44 PM

as in the backwards "L" that you have tatooed on your forehead?

(i just couldn't pass that up...)

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-21-2006, 04:38 PM

The L is only backwards from the inside.

uncle phil gets a hard-on every time he sees an alligator. & the escaped pythons and such, OMG! It reaches all the way to Como park.

777 · 12-22-2006, 12:33 PM

OCM is stalking me by posting on this thread moments before I do

uncle phil · 12-22-2006, 02:23 PM

trip-sevens honestly believes that none of us knew...

mixedmedia · 12-22-2006, 02:45 PM

Uncle Phil shears sheep with a shaman on a ship in Shanghai.

SirLance · 12-22-2006, 05:15 PM

mixedmedia makes more massive metaphoric alliteration!

And, I think she really likes chocolate!

777 · 12-22-2006, 10:55 PM

SirLance has a Special Forces blanky.

shalafi · 12-23-2006, 12:35 AM

7^3 ate all the damn tamales.

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-25-2006, 07:42 PM

I ate so much chocolate this weekend that I'm not sure I like it anymore. Maybe 777 was right?

Shalafi likes cumin in more ways than one.

uncle phil · 12-26-2006, 02:08 PM

ocm? bathes in ridiculously cold water...

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-26-2006, 04:28 PM

It's just to take the edge off.

After (not too much) counselling, uncle phil was able to admit he spent way too much on the Babs tickets.

Fremen · 12-27-2006, 09:41 PM

Ocm just can't resist trying to haggle with the ice-cream truck driver.

bernadette · 12-27-2006, 11:13 PM

Fremen has a collection of exactly 12,783 hats, approximately. He frequently wears 13 hats simultaneously, but not always. But! he always always always wears a hairnet to bed (a bejeweled one for those extra 'special' nights) and that folks is the true secret of why Fremen has good hair days, except for the days that he has a bad hair day. True story.

SirLance · 12-28-2006, 08:17 AM

Bernadette is the inventor of the ink pop. She thought a popsicle made of ink would just fly off the shelves. They had a trial at the Piggly Wiggly in Poughkeepsie, and she was sued by a group of angry consumers. The court forced her to do their laundry in recompense for the ink stains.

uncle phil · 12-28-2006, 02:51 PM

SL has only one left hand...

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-28-2006, 04:01 PM

uncle phil is ambidextrous, but only uses the skill in private.

SirLance · 01-05-2007, 12:24 PM

OCM? is really Portnoy in disguise.

uncle phil · 01-05-2007, 12:35 PM

SL also has only one right hand...

mixedmedia · 01-05-2007, 01:59 PM

Uncle Phil refuses to donate his body to science when he dies because science still owes him for that investment in robot penises he made back in the early '90s. Boy, that one sure didn't pay off, did it?

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-05-2007, 03:18 PM

Mixedmedia has an intensely beautiful view of the world.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-08-2007, 05:25 PM

What, that wasn't dark enough, or a secret?

uncle phil · 01-08-2007, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Uncle Phil refuses to donate his body to science when he dies because science still owes him for that investment in robot penises he made back in the early '90s. Boy, that one sure didn't pay off, did it?

oh yes it did!!!

ocm? has the "doubles..."

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-09-2007, 05:21 PM

I thought that was already public.
I bought one of those robot penises, you know!

uncle phil will have to look up who said (i) don't really have any secrets.

mixedmedia · 01-09-2007, 06:03 PM

ocm? has a collection of his toe nail clippings dating all the way back to the third grade. Amazingly enough this hasn't severely hampered his sex life.

SirLance · 01-09-2007, 06:05 PM

MM is jealous because her collection of toe-jam only goes back to 5th grade.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-09-2007, 06:11 PM

The bonsai and the taxmen eat them...

Third grade was where mixedmedia discovered she was precocious.

Fremen · 01-10-2007, 12:35 AM

crazy once beheld the image of Fly's naked ass in all its hairy glory, and said, "I didn't know they made those kinds of Chia Pets!".

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-10-2007, 05:42 PM

I molded my own...

Fremen is fluent in every language known to man and then some.

SirLance · 01-10-2007, 05:47 PM

OCM? is a ratttoui freak.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-10-2007, 05:56 PM

I must own up - unless it doesn't have something to do with vegetables.

Sir Lance loves pheromones, & relies on them for his world-view.

uncle phil · 01-11-2007, 04:09 PM

did you really bury the statue of PB in the snow last year?

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-11-2007, 04:54 PM

What? Yes, during that one unusual March snowfall I might've, if I knew what a PB was.
Unclephil poses another puzzle: unclephil shies away from cold because he can't wear sandals in the snow...Or maybe because of experience.

uncle phil · 01-11-2007, 04:59 PM

PB would be the statue of Paul Bunyan...

OCB? doesn't know who paul bunyan is...

12-19-2006, 01:49 PM	#7561 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	sad to say, 777 wrote the rule book for cool people...including what color saddle shoes to wear for which occasion... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-19-2006, 01:54 PM	#7562 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Uncle Phil prefers a nice pair of black-and-white wingtips. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

12-19-2006, 04:01 PM	#7563 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Mixedmedias wingtips match her aura, also. But it's an anal-retentive thing. (By wingtips I don't mean shoes, angel!) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 12-19-2006 at 04:07 PM..

12-19-2006, 07:16 PM	#7564 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	OCM? is really a labrador retreiver from alpha centauri, disguised as a balding cop in san diego, who is in turn disguised as a TFP'er. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-19-2006, 10:06 PM	#7565 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	As if I don't wish Labodor Retrievers came from Alpha Centauri! Sir Lance wants to be made of chocolate __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-20-2006, 12:34 AM	#7566 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	OCM?'s sig is backwards. It should say, "BE FEAR AND JUST NOT" __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

12-20-2006, 09:39 AM	#7567 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You can only be yourself even if you suck. 777 is just extrapolating from the numbers he found on his head. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-20-2006, 04:44 PM	#7568 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	as in the backwards "L" that you have tatooed on your forehead? (i just couldn't pass that up...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-21-2006, 04:38 PM	#7569 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The L is only backwards from the inside. uncle phil gets a hard-on every time he sees an alligator. & the escaped pythons and such, OMG! It reaches all the way to Como park. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-22-2006, 12:33 PM	#7570 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	OCM is stalking me by posting on this thread moments before I do __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

12-22-2006, 02:23 PM	#7571 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	trip-sevens honestly believes that none of us knew... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-22-2006, 02:45 PM	#7572 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Uncle Phil shears sheep with a shaman on a ship in Shanghai. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

12-22-2006, 05:15 PM	#7573 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	mixedmedia makes more massive metaphoric alliteration! And, I think she really likes chocolate! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-22-2006, 10:55 PM	#7574 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	SirLance has a Special Forces blanky. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

12-23-2006, 12:35 AM	#7575 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	7^3 ate all the damn tamales.

12-25-2006, 07:42 PM	#7576 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I ate so much chocolate this weekend that I'm not sure I like it anymore. Maybe 777 was right? Shalafi likes cumin in more ways than one. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-26-2006, 02:08 PM	#7577 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ocm? bathes in ridiculously cold water... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-26-2006, 04:28 PM	#7578 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It's just to take the edge off. After (not too much) counselling, uncle phil was able to admit he spent way too much on the Babs tickets. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-27-2006, 09:41 PM	#7579 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ocm just can't resist trying to haggle with the ice-cream truck driver. __________________ Google

12-27-2006, 11:13 PM	#7580 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Fremen has a collection of exactly 12,783 hats, approximately. He frequently wears 13 hats simultaneously, but not always. But! he always always always wears a hairnet to bed (a bejeweled one for those extra 'special' nights) and that folks is the true secret of why Fremen has good hair days, except for the days that he has a bad hair day. True story. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

12-28-2006, 08:17 AM	#7581 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Bernadette is the inventor of the ink pop. She thought a popsicle made of ink would just fly off the shelves. They had a trial at the Piggly Wiggly in Poughkeepsie, and she was sued by a group of angry consumers. The court forced her to do their laundry in recompense for the ink stains. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

12-28-2006, 02:51 PM	#7582 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	SL has only one left hand... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-28-2006, 04:01 PM	#7583 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	uncle phil is ambidextrous, but only uses the skill in private. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-05-2007, 12:24 PM	#7584 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	OCM? is really Portnoy in disguise. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-05-2007, 12:35 PM	#7585 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	SL also has only one right hand... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-05-2007, 01:59 PM	#7586 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Uncle Phil refuses to donate his body to science when he dies because science still owes him for that investment in robot penises he made back in the early '90s. Boy, that one sure didn't pay off, did it? __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

01-05-2007, 03:18 PM	#7587 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Mixedmedia has an intensely beautiful view of the world. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-08-2007, 05:25 PM	#7588 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	What, that wasn't dark enough, or a secret? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-09-2007, 05:21 PM	#7590 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I thought that was already public. I bought one of those robot penises, you know! uncle phil will have to look up who said (i) don't really have any secrets. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-09-2007, 06:03 PM	#7591 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	ocm? has a collection of his toe nail clippings dating all the way back to the third grade. Amazingly enough this hasn't severely hampered his sex life. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

01-09-2007, 06:05 PM	#7592 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	MM is jealous because her collection of toe-jam only goes back to 5th grade. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-09-2007, 06:11 PM	#7593 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The bonsai and the taxmen eat them... Third grade was where mixedmedia discovered she was precocious. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-10-2007, 12:35 AM	#7594 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	crazy once beheld the image of Fly's naked ass in all its hairy glory, and said, "I didn't know they made those kinds of Chia Pets!". __________________ Google

01-10-2007, 05:42 PM	#7595 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I molded my own... Fremen is fluent in every language known to man and then some. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT Last edited by Ourcrazymodern?; 01-10-2007 at 05:46 PM..

01-10-2007, 05:47 PM	#7596 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	OCM? is a ratttoui freak. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.