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Old 10-18-2006, 04:31 PM   #7361 (permalink)
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 10-18-2006, 04:59 PM   #7362 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2006, 06:33 PM   #7363 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:17 PM   #7364 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2006, 06:55 AM   #7365 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2006, 12:39 PM   #7366 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-21-2006, 08:23 AM   #7367 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2006, 06:09 PM   #7368 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2006, 07:41 PM   #7369 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:10 PM   #7370 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2006, 11:31 PM   #7371 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2006, 05:21 AM   #7372 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2006, 07:21 AM   #7373 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2006, 07:32 AM   #7374 (permalink)
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LS tried to join the French Foreign Legion. When they asked her name, she said "Beau Geste," and they said "You jest!"
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Old 10-22-2006, 08:29 AM   #7375 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2006, 08:51 AM   #7376 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2006, 09:29 AM   #7377 (permalink)
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Zeraph rolls in brimstone before dates.
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Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open
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Old 10-22-2006, 10:40 AM   #7378 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Sage
Zeraph rolls in brimstone before dates.
You have to when you date demons!

LS knows that because she is one of the demons ive dated.

you'll never get my soul you tricky demon!
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Old 10-22-2006, 10:47 AM   #7379 (permalink)
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Witches arent demons

What life did we date in?

Zeraph has identity disorder, he sometimes confuses the life hes living with one hes read about...
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Old 10-22-2006, 12:35 PM   #7380 (permalink)
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it was that one life where no one had invented shoes yet, those were silly times!

sure youre a witch now but all witches used to be demons.

LS has amnesia, she can't even remember past lives! have you ever heard of such a thing?
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Old 10-23-2006, 12:55 PM   #7381 (permalink)
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Z once ate a tadpole, on a dare, in his elementary school parking lot...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-23-2006, 02:10 PM   #7382 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2006, 02:35 PM   #7383 (permalink)
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GH's mother actually named him "little wiener".

he wasn't too fond of this name so,he gave himself the enlightening handle that we all know of to this day.

way to go GH.........atta boy.
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Old 10-23-2006, 02:49 PM   #7384 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2006, 02:52 PM   #7385 (permalink)
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SirLance,on other forums,goes by the name.........miss lucy.
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:06 PM   #7386 (permalink)
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Fly, on other forums, goes by the name Zig-Zag.
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Old 10-23-2006, 04:17 PM   #7387 (permalink)
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MM dresses like Ronald McDonald when she has sad days.
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Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open
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Old 10-24-2006, 11:22 AM   #7388 (permalink)
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Lady Sage's secret hobby is translating rap songs into dead languages and then recording them. 'Taint heard nuthin' till you've heard Lady Sh'nizzle sing Let a Ho Be a Ho in Coptic.
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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:29 PM   #7389 (permalink)
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the mixed one danced with a floor lamp at her last hallowe'en party...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-24-2006, 10:06 PM   #7390 (permalink)
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uncle phil created a line of sleeper-jammies that let out a nice smelling flower scent whenever someone farts in them.
He's made money hand over fist.
You might say unca p. is stinking rich.

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Old 10-24-2006, 11:03 PM   #7391 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:56 AM   #7392 (permalink)
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Bernadette gets all her pennies from heaven
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:42 PM   #7393 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:44 PM   #7394 (permalink)
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deezel is really in Pascagoula, MS.
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PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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Old 10-25-2006, 04:19 PM   #7395 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2006, 04:19 PM   #7396 (permalink)
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the mixed one never once wore underwear in third grade...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:38 PM   #7397 (permalink)
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that's cuz phil stole them, and sold them to japanese vending machine companies.
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Old 10-25-2006, 10:27 PM   #7398 (permalink)
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777's REAL user name is 888. 777 is just an alias.
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Old 10-25-2006, 11:15 PM   #7399 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:13 AM   #7400 (permalink)
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Fremen is Debbie Boone.
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