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Old 08-17-2006, 07:18 PM   #7081 (permalink)
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
 
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Uncle Phil has had a superhero costume with "SM" on the front made up, thus combining his two secret pleasures of being a Mod with being a sexual deviant
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Old 08-18-2006, 12:00 PM   #7082 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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sagebrush is green with envy...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-19-2006, 10:37 AM   #7083 (permalink)
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U Phil is actually posting from prison for animal cruelty to pigs (you DON'T want to know what he was doing to them but it involved twinkies).
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Old 08-21-2006, 11:58 AM   #7084 (permalink)
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Z has two big toes on his left hand...yes, toes...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-21-2006, 12:20 PM   #7085 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil ACTUALLY got his name from the cute little blonde girl next door....hmmmm.lol
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Old 08-21-2006, 12:22 PM   #7086 (permalink)
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Deltona Couple are writing in from France, where they are campaining against grape abuse. Unsuccessfully.
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Old 08-22-2006, 01:06 PM   #7087 (permalink)
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SL has two erasers on his pencil...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-22-2006, 02:18 PM   #7088 (permalink)
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UP once got lost . . . in a bathroom.
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Old 08-22-2006, 02:38 PM   #7089 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2006, 05:27 AM   #7090 (permalink)
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Ch'i thinks that scene from "Be Cool" where The Rock is doing the "monolouge" from "Be Cool" needs more hands in the air, fingers curling "quotations" brackets.
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She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:24 AM   #7091 (permalink)
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Sage has man hands ;P
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:56 PM   #7092 (permalink)
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DB was born that way...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-23-2006, 04:18 PM   #7093 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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uncle phil's secret history includes a stint as lead hair-ratter for the Hee-Haw Honeys.....1972-76, the glory years...he shouldn't be so modest
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:50 PM   #7094 (permalink)
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mixedmedia got drunk and tried to have sex with a TV . . . and succeded. They had 4 offspring together named Tinkywinky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po. (if you don't get the name reference google them )
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:57 PM   #7095 (permalink)
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Z is jerry falwell's nephew...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-27-2006, 09:18 AM   #7096 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil IS Jerry Falwell.
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:07 PM   #7097 (permalink)
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Zeraph left Dr. Falwell's cage open...
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:32 AM   #7098 (permalink)
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ch'i stayed up all night long digging up these old nonsense threads while balancing a bottle of rolling rock on his head...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:49 AM   #7099 (permalink)
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And Uncle phil was the one who paid him to do it. He watched while he washed his body in mayonnaise.
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:12 PM   #7100 (permalink)
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Zeraph was recently seen at Tavern On The Green wearing a fetching sequinned nightgown with a plunging neckline, matching pumps, and an alligator skin handbag. PETA was protesting.
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:22 PM   #7101 (permalink)
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SirLance thinks PETA is a type of cheese.
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Old 08-31-2006, 04:23 PM   #7102 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Isn't it like GOUDA?

Ch'i has a zen based navigation system. He finds someone who looks like they know where he's going, and follows them...
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:54 AM   #7103 (permalink)
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SirLance created a Chia pet from a mold of his own penis.
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:46 AM   #7104 (permalink)
777
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Mixedmedia is really a Swiss Spy. Now that all the world puts their money in their Swiss acounts, the small neutral nation will use the intrest they've collected to raise the largest army made up entirely of PMCs (Private Military Companies), and take over the world! We're on to you MixedMedia
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:53 AM   #7105 (permalink)
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if it wasn't for bad luck, 777 would have no luck at all...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:37 PM   #7106 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil makes candles...out of people.
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Old 09-01-2006, 01:12 PM   #7107 (permalink)
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and they aren't even good candles...

Zeraph thinks there are only three kinds of people in this world: people who can count, and people who can't.
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:45 PM   #7108 (permalink)
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Ch'i be workin' for an avatar...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-01-2006, 07:39 PM   #7109 (permalink)
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uncle phil is suspiciously keen...
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:24 PM   #7110 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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Ch'i does not move his lips in synchronization with his words when he speaks. Apparently this appeases the Kung Fu gods, who have blessed him with a very nice fighting style.
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Old 09-02-2006, 01:28 AM   #7111 (permalink)
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Kramus uses a straightening iron to unkink his pubic hair. Amazingly he has only burned himself once.
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:17 AM   #7112 (permalink)
777
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Charlatan is currantly in trouble with the Gurkha Contingent of the Singapore Police Force.
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Roger Zelazny
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:57 AM   #7113 (permalink)
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777 has violent tendencies toward stuffed animal like objects. He was banned from Disneyland for eviscerating Mickey Mouse.
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Old 09-02-2006, 10:32 PM   #7114 (permalink)
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Zeraph thinks bathrooms are overrated.
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Old 09-02-2006, 10:38 PM   #7115 (permalink)
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Ch'i makes his energy balls do all his homework
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She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:31 PM   #7116 (permalink)
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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Old 09-03-2006, 05:34 PM   #7117 (permalink)
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Ch'i really wanted to use the screenname "Ki" instead of "Chi", but lost something in the translation, and has never been the same.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny
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Old 09-03-2006, 08:44 PM   #7118 (permalink)
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777 has never rolled a seven in his life.
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Old 09-04-2006, 11:01 AM   #7119 (permalink)
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ch'i hasn't seen the new line of sleeper jammies yet...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-04-2006, 12:00 PM   #7120 (permalink)
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Phil became obsessed with sleeper jammies after he stole mine and found out how comfortable they were...
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