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hafap · 08-03-2006, 08:49 PM

Giant is aroused by the sound of Gilbert Gottfreid's voice.

Fremen · 08-04-2006, 12:40 AM

hafap believes little sprites and faeries live in his computer and make the marks on the screen appear.

paddyjoe · 08-04-2006, 03:25 AM

Fremen is just SO excited of the thought of 'little faeries'.

Fly · 08-04-2006, 04:17 AM

joe likes to dress up as a little fairy.

lookin' good in them tights bro.

uncle phil · 08-04-2006, 01:44 PM

fly used to think led zeppelin was a dirigible...

Fremen · 08-04-2006, 08:03 PM

uncle p trained his pet monkey, Mr. Pibbs, to model his new line of Jungle Jammies, an extension of his Sleeper Jammie line.

uncle phil · 08-07-2006, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

uncle p trained his pet monkey, Mr. Pibbs, to model his new line of Jungle Jammies, an extension of his Sleeper Jammie line.

and they're doing quite well, thank you very much...

fre once went three days without flushing a toilet...

pan6467 · 08-08-2006, 11:05 AM

Uncle Phil posed as a model once...... yes that is Uncle Phil's face on the Pringle's can.

uncle phil · 08-08-2006, 01:10 PM

pan spent a week in cleveland one day...

Fremen · 08-08-2006, 03:15 PM

Unc p uses his best putter as a weed-wacker.

paddyjoe · 08-09-2006, 01:56 PM

Fremen used to do quite a bit of wacking, but unfortunately the drive-in finally closed down.

Fly · 08-09-2006, 02:00 PM

joe likes to clean his ears out with mrs. joe's cotton panties.

yes folks....there is that much room in his head.

and joe..........clean your fuckin' mailbox out man.

can't send you pm's........unless that's what you want you bastard.

uncle phil · 08-09-2006, 02:36 PM

fly loves the heat; the warmer the better in the middle of good ol' summertime...

Dane Bramage · 08-10-2006, 10:59 AM

uncle phil isn't really my uncle. he's just a long time family friend that mommy & daddy let sleep over sometimes.

Elphaba · 08-10-2006, 02:03 PM

Bane suffers from dyslexia (love the screen name)

pan6467 · 08-11-2006, 05:43 AM

Elphaba once went to a concert and ate some licorice sticks. She got all tingly and ran up onstage to dance nude with Jim Morrison......

Too bad it was a Weird Al concert.

SirLance · 08-11-2006, 07:54 AM

Pan once bid $500,000 for Lennon's guitar. Unfortunately, it turned out to be Vladimir Lenin's guitar...

Fly · 08-11-2006, 03:56 PM

.......missing his left testicle........

Dane Bramage · 08-11-2006, 06:43 PM

flyman has it in a jar on his mantle.

Zeraph · 08-12-2006, 01:37 PM

...Which Dane knew about because he(she?) took it out and tasted it.

uncle phil · 08-15-2006, 11:55 AM

Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once...

pig · 08-15-2006, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once...

holy shit, that's just too easy. i mean, phil...do we need to mention where he "buried" it?

uncle phil · 08-15-2006, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigglet

holy shit, that's just too easy. i mean, phil...do we need to mention where he "buried" it?

not particularly...Z knows where he buried it, right Z?

Zeraph · 08-15-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

not particularly...Z knows where he buried it, right Z?

Yeah, but that was a one time deal when you asked me to do that to you. I only did it because you were so persistent.

uncle phil · 08-15-2006, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once...

this used to be the place, unless Z moved it...

pig · 08-15-2006, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

this used to be the place, unless Z moved it...

holy moly...mom??? i'm coming home...

phil, i heard this rumor that you stole the weiner from that place of its hallowed burial, and placed it in the cart of a common hotdog vendor....god knows where it is now.

who cares? its all lips and assholes...

Sage · 08-16-2006, 12:01 AM

pigglet secretly sleeps with a stuffed Wilbur pig from Charlotte's web, and would just DIE if anyone found out!

pig · 08-16-2006, 02:10 AM

man, i feel so liberated now that the secret is out...i could never have broken that wall myself...thanks so much sage...speaking of which, i probably wasn't supposed to tell anyone those pics above are taken from sage's modeling portfolio...looking pretty tan in those shots

Sage · 08-16-2006, 02:31 AM

Those were my early years!

pigglet has but one weakness... HOT PANTS!

pig · 08-16-2006, 02:43 AM

Hot Pants? That's not my weakness, it's my strength...

speaking of hot pants, sage still wishes she were inside those bars with James back in the day...

Sage · 08-16-2006, 02:57 AM

HA HA HA!

yes, but pigglet, you just can't forget those hot steamy nights behind the bleachers.... you still blush whenever walking through the frozen vegtable isle in the grocery store

pig · 08-16-2006, 03:19 AM

that's as may be...true true true...but i remember the blush on your own cheek as i would see you steal away...

Zeraph · 08-16-2006, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle

this used to be the place, unless Z moved it...

Oh that weenie. I guess I've lost count over the years.

It took pigglet till adulthood to figure out that pork chops and bacon come from the same animal.

Sage · 08-17-2006, 06:16 AM

Zeraph has actually modded his own keyboard to include a "smite" button, and actually gets a little pissed when it never does what he wants it to when he hits it.

SirLance · 08-17-2006, 06:52 AM

Sage is Zeraph's smite button, but he's always laying on the couch, eating cheetos and watching porn, instead of responding to the "smite" command.

Then one day he went to the doctor, see, and said "Doctor, my wee wee is orange... why's my wee wee orange?"

Sage · 08-17-2006, 09:12 AM

SirLance doesn't realize I'm secretly a woman... shhh don't tell him!

Dane Bramage · 08-17-2006, 09:28 AM

sage only THINKS he's a woman... he's actually a giant, two legged twinkie with no arms!

Sage · 08-17-2006, 10:00 AM

Dane...

Where do I begin....

He's so masculine he opens his beer bottles with his teeth!

pig · 08-17-2006, 10:11 AM

SirLance's confusion is quite understandable...after all, Sage does have that orange penis thing going on, and that can throw confusion into it. of course, she also has that well tanned secret space above where she stores not only cast off weiners, but all of Dane's bottle tops as well. you can find her in the night by her ursine musk and jangling slinky style of walking.

uncle phil · 08-17-2006, 11:52 AM

the pig really DOESN"T like it...

08-04-2006, 12:40 AM	#7042 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	hafap believes little sprites and faeries live in his computer and make the marks on the screen appear. __________________ Google

08-04-2006, 04:17 AM	#7044 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe likes to dress up as a little fairy. lookin' good in them tights bro. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-04-2006, 01:44 PM	#7045 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly used to think led zeppelin was a dirigible... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-04-2006, 08:03 PM	#7046 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p trained his pet monkey, Mr. Pibbs, to model his new line of Jungle Jammies, an extension of his Sleeper Jammie line. __________________ Google

08-08-2006, 11:05 AM	#7048 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Uncle Phil posed as a model once...... yes that is Uncle Phil's face on the Pringle's can. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

08-03-2006, 08:49 PM	#7041 (permalink)
hafap Upright	Giant is aroused by the sound of Gilbert Gottfreid's voice.

08-04-2006, 03:25 AM	#7043 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen is just SO excited of the thought of 'little faeries'.

08-08-2006, 01:10 PM	#7049 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pan spent a week in cleveland one day... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2006, 03:15 PM	#7050 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Unc p uses his best putter as a weed-wacker. __________________ Google

08-09-2006, 01:56 PM	#7051 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen used to do quite a bit of wacking, but unfortunately the drive-in finally closed down.

08-09-2006, 02:00 PM	#7052 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	joe likes to clean his ears out with mrs. joe's cotton panties. yes folks....there is that much room in his head. and joe..........clean your fuckin' mailbox out man. can't send you pm's........unless that's what you want you bastard. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-09-2006, 02:36 PM	#7053 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly loves the heat; the warmer the better in the middle of good ol' summertime... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-10-2006, 10:59 AM	#7054 (permalink)
Dane Bramage Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	uncle phil isn't really my uncle. he's just a long time family friend that mommy & daddy let sleep over sometimes. __________________ Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

08-10-2006, 02:03 PM	#7055 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Bane suffers from dyslexia (love the screen name)

08-11-2006, 05:43 AM	#7056 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Elphaba once went to a concert and ate some licorice sticks. She got all tingly and ran up onstage to dance nude with Jim Morrison...... Too bad it was a Weird Al concert. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

08-11-2006, 07:54 AM	#7057 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Pan once bid $500,000 for Lennon's guitar. Unfortunately, it turned out to be Vladimir Lenin's guitar... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-11-2006, 03:56 PM	#7058 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	.......missing his left testicle........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-11-2006, 06:43 PM	#7059 (permalink)
Dane Bramage Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	flyman has it in a jar on his mantle. __________________ Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

08-12-2006, 01:37 PM	#7060 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	...Which Dane knew about because he(she?) took it out and tasted it.

08-15-2006, 11:55 AM	#7061 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Z buried an oscar mayer weinie once... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-16-2006, 12:01 AM	#7067 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	pigglet secretly sleeps with a stuffed Wilbur pig from Charlotte's web, and would just DIE if anyone found out! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-16-2006, 02:10 AM	#7068 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	man, i feel so liberated now that the secret is out...i could never have broken that wall myself...thanks so much sage...speaking of which, i probably wasn't supposed to tell anyone those pics above are taken from sage's modeling portfolio...looking pretty tan in those shots __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

08-16-2006, 02:31 AM	#7069 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Those were my early years! pigglet has but one weakness... HOT PANTS! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-16-2006, 02:43 AM	#7070 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	Hot Pants? That's not my weakness, it's my strength... speaking of hot pants, sage still wishes she were inside those bars with James back in the day... __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

08-16-2006, 02:57 AM	#7071 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	HA HA HA! yes, but pigglet, you just can't forget those hot steamy nights behind the bleachers.... you still blush whenever walking through the frozen vegtable isle in the grocery store __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-16-2006, 03:19 AM	#7072 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	that's as may be...true true true...but i remember the blush on your own cheek as i would see you steal away... __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

08-17-2006, 06:16 AM	#7074 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Zeraph has actually modded his own keyboard to include a "smite" button, and actually gets a little pissed when it never does what he wants it to when he hits it. __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-17-2006, 06:52 AM	#7075 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Sage is Zeraph's smite button, but he's always laying on the couch, eating cheetos and watching porn, instead of responding to the "smite" command. Then one day he went to the doctor, see, and said "Doctor, my wee wee is orange... why's my wee wee orange?" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-17-2006, 09:12 AM	#7076 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	SirLance doesn't realize I'm secretly a woman... shhh don't tell him! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-17-2006, 09:28 AM	#7077 (permalink)
Dane Bramage Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	sage only THINKS he's a woman... he's actually a giant, two legged twinkie with no arms! __________________ Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

08-17-2006, 10:00 AM	#7078 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Dane... Where do I begin.... He's so masculine he opens his beer bottles with his teeth! __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

08-17-2006, 10:11 AM	#7079 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	SirLance's confusion is quite understandable...after all, Sage does have that orange penis thing going on, and that can throw confusion into it. of course, she also has that well tanned secret space above where she stores not only cast off weiners, but all of Dane's bottle tops as well. you can find her in the night by her ursine musk and jangling slinky style of walking. __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

08-17-2006, 11:52 AM	#7080 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the pig really DOESN"T like it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.