SirLance

OCM? Has a crush on Bob, and is secretly envious of Sharon's torrid affair with him.

I miss Bob. The way he'd bring me my paper in the morning, and my slippers in the evening... Sharon, bring Bob home!

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Ourcrazymodern?

I think Sharon has Bob all tied up.

SirLance's pi tastes like spongecake.

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Sharon

Ok, I've had enough of this bullshit. You want the truth?! OCM has Bob hogtied in his basement, and does filthy, filthy things to him every day!

There, I said it. So good to get it off my breasts. Errr, chest.

Ourcrazymodern?

And nice to have it off there. -thanks.

Bob told me he's pining for (Sharon's) fjord, so I had to untie him...

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Charlatan

OCM won an award for the fiddly bits around Norway.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Sharon

Charlatan holds the prize for the fiddly bits elsewhere.

Ourcrazymodern?

(Norman Bates, where are you when I need you?)

Sharon slipped in the shower the other day and bruised her coccyx.

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SirLance

OCM? wishes it was his coccyx!

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Ourcrazymodern?

I wish for a lot of things, but a bruised coccyx is not among them.

SirLance and I are going to have a long, hard talk.

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uncle phil

hehe...it'll cost ya...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

maybe, but not as much as I'd like it to.
(I know I was out of secrets long ago...)
...how much longer do I have to wait out here, sir?

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uncle phil

the captain's bars i wore 38 years ago do not count...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Nor my sergeant's stripes, UP. Slightly more recent, a mere 21 years. 3 up and 3 down, baby, and it ain't the end of the inning!

It is my understanding that OCM? wants something long and hard from SirLance, and the Unc wants the pictures!

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Ourcrazymodern?

Since you have all the necessary equipment in your "rec" room, all is well!

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uncle phil

ocm?'s rec room has pulleys and chains in it...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

unc pill uses the rec room for unnatural practices with Ocm?'s sleeper jammies.

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Charlatan

I would say that Fremen has never read Dune but that's not really a secret anymore... No, the real secret that Fremen cannot tell the world without losing face is that he still has a hair cut based on his favourite musician, Vanilla Ice (but sadly, unlike mister ice, Fremen still has the style from the early 90s).

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Sharon

Fremen is a corruption of fresh and semen.

Charlatan

Sharon has trouble following the order of play. This not ordinarily anything more than a mocking offence but in Sharon's case, it all stems from a very bad Wednesday morning in kindergarten.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

SirLance

Charlatan has a riding lawnmower, but he has no lawn.

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Sharon

... because SirLance firebombed it.

Charlatan

Sharon's avatar is actually a picture of Sharon. Her mother *warned* her that if she kept making that face it would stay that way.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Sharon

So is Charlatan's... except in his case, he bit his thumb and has never been able to get his teeth out again.

uncle phil

mysharona has a pic of orson on her nightstand...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

Phil has Orson's heart under his floor boards. It tell's tales if you listen closely.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

mixedmedia

Charlatan doesn't understand that women will never, EVER find ukeleles sexy.

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Sharon

Except mixedmedia.

Charlatan

Sharon has a tattoo of novelty artist, Tiny Tim on her left buttock. She likes to tip toe through the tulips.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Ourcrazymodern?

(I licked it and licked it and no flowers came (up)!)

Charlatan's tattoos are all of Disney characters.

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uncle phil

crazy, modern Disney characters, that (hopefully) wash off before that big job interview...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

uncle_phil likes to get up in the middle of the night and stare at his neighbour's house. It isn't because his neighbour is a hotty or anything like that, rather he just really likes the styling of their front door.

One day he will get the nerve to knock on it, but the timing has to be right. One does not lay hands on such beauty without taking some time to consider it.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Grasshopper Green

Charlatan finds poking bee hives and wasp's nests with sticks great fun.

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

Fremen

Medusa films Charlie while he's misbeehiving, then calls Animal Rescue and complains about all the bad puns in the neighborhood.

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paddyjoe

Fremen constantly preaches "be a do-bee, not a don't-bee", yet he continually sticks his bubble gum under his neighbors kitchen table!

SirLance

pj has a huge collection of used bubble gum.

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Ourcrazymodern?

The lights were on, the cameras rolling, when suddenly SirLance had second thoughts...

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mixedmedia

OCM likes to wear his Rodney Rhino Garanaimals with his Louie Lion Garanimals cause he thinks it makes him look cool and rebellious.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Charlatan

mixedmedia makes paintings with her breasts. In and of itself this isn't too weird. The reason she keeps it a secret is that she mails them anonymously to politicians. She includes a note, "Don't be such a boob."

I know. She's a freak.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

mixedmedia

Charlatan's been thinking of entering politics for no reason other than getting one of my boob pictures.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Fremen

mixed thinks Charlie's man-boobs would make a good companion for Bundy's mangina.

(I miss Bundy now)

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