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Old 09-04-2006, 12:31 PM   #7121 (permalink)
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C'hi... I don't know what that post was about... but thanks

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In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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Old 09-04-2006, 04:37 PM   #7122 (permalink)
has all her shots.
 
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Speculation has abounded for years, but Sage truly was one of the original Spice Girls, Third World Despot Spice. It didn't work out.
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Old 09-04-2006, 04:42 PM   #7123 (permalink)
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mixedmedia has a pathological phobia of pants.
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Old 09-06-2006, 03:24 PM   #7124 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Ch'i only chews twice before he swallows...
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Old 09-06-2006, 03:55 PM   #7125 (permalink)
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uncle phil swallows without any thought of consequence.
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Old 09-07-2006, 05:58 PM   #7126 (permalink)
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Chi bought a supposed toe nail clipping from ebay because he thought it belonged to bruce lee, when he found out it didn't he ate it.
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Old 09-07-2006, 06:20 PM   #7127 (permalink)
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Zeraph's avatar is a self portrait. SNAP!
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Old 09-07-2006, 07:00 PM   #7128 (permalink)
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ch'i thinks that when he farts it makes him run faster.
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Old 09-07-2006, 08:09 PM   #7129 (permalink)
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Farting doesnt make you run faster??? Oh, sure, dash my hopes to dust why dont you!

Zeraph used to make a living in tough times impersonating Marilyn Monroe.
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Old 09-07-2006, 08:38 PM   #7130 (permalink)
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Lady Sage is a fanstastic person!

Lady Sage has a gun to my head...help...
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Old 09-07-2006, 10:35 PM   #7131 (permalink)
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It's really Ch'i holding a gun to her own head, in such a manner, that it looks like someone else is holding a gun to her head
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Old 09-08-2006, 07:14 AM   #7132 (permalink)
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It wasnt a gun it was a banana... I reserve such true violence for... well....

777 is a lactose intolerant vegan.
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Old 09-08-2006, 10:53 AM   #7133 (permalink)
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My love the truth must be told...... Lady Sage likes to go streaking through the park at midnight singing corny George M Cohan songs.
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Old 09-08-2006, 11:08 AM   #7134 (permalink)
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Pan is a closet nudist.... the curtains can be open the blinds can be up and streaking through the house he goes.... what the neighbors must think!
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:28 PM   #7135 (permalink)
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LS got high on oregano.
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Old 09-08-2006, 12:35 PM   #7136 (permalink)
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While Zeraph was doing aspirin and warm coke...
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:56 PM   #7137 (permalink)
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Quote:
It's really Ch'i holding a gun to her own head
I'm a dude.....

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Old 09-08-2006, 06:18 PM   #7138 (permalink)
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After an exhaustive image search, I found that Ch'i is actually hot steamed rice. I was hoping, er, maybe he was steamy hot.
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Old 09-08-2006, 06:28 PM   #7139 (permalink)
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Oh, so rare the chance to roast Elph.... I am so giddy I can think of nothing..... but wait!

The green of Elphs complection is not from envy... oh no, never that. She has an insane love for guacamole! She even uses it for facials!!!!
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Old 09-08-2006, 06:51 PM   #7140 (permalink)
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The Lady Sage has always been extremely jeolous of my 'lawn' complexion, but she cannot entice me to reveal my secret skin care formula.

The Lady mistakes vegetables for spiritual guides and on some occasions they are a bit "recreational" if ya know what I mean. wink, wink....nudge, nudge
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Old 09-08-2006, 09:45 PM   #7141 (permalink)
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Elphaba has entrusted her very soul to the dictations of an avocado.
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Old 09-09-2006, 04:42 PM   #7142 (permalink)
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Ch'i is undercover for the highly conservative "Keep Those Jammies Buttoned Up" or KTJBU (which can't be pronounced in any useful way).

He has heard the rumors of Flyman's ass appearing regularly in this locale.
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Old 09-10-2006, 01:08 AM   #7143 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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Elphaba has a massive toe jam collection. She has mason jars full of her own, colour coded of course, but her prize exhibit is her celebrity collection.

She has the toe jam of Simon and Garfunkel, Jimi Hendrix and John Bonham.
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Old 09-10-2006, 06:39 AM   #7144 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Charlie likes to dress up as a geisha girl...........




*wierdo*
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Old 09-10-2006, 07:32 AM   #7145 (permalink)
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For years Flyman had been buying oregano from his connection thinking it was killer bud.

When he found out and bought some real bud, he went back to the oregano.
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:48 AM   #7146 (permalink)
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hahhhaha.........good one pan

*bastard*


pan is actually........now get this.....

Yoko Ono.

yup she's tryin' to bring back the peace in Johnny's name.


you go girl.


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Old 09-10-2006, 12:18 PM   #7147 (permalink)
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flyman is the only person to ever attempt to snort a cheeseball (cocain and cheese). The results, as you can tell, were disastrous.
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Old 09-10-2006, 06:59 PM   #7148 (permalink)
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Ch'i wants you to think his name is chinese for internal power, but really he just sneezed when he was signing up...
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Old 09-10-2006, 07:57 PM   #7149 (permalink)
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Actually, ch'i means unorthodox.

Sirlance once contemplated the idea of streaking during his own wedding.
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:28 PM   #7150 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Ch'i streaked through the opening ceremonies of the Olympics this year.
He didn't stand out among the weird costumed skaters, though.
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:23 PM   #7151 (permalink)
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Fremen is a secret agent for the Spacing Guild, and a double agent for the Bene Gesserit.

No spice for you Fremen. (I need to stop reading so much...)
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:32 PM   #7152 (permalink)
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Ch'i's blade has chipped and shattered. He's switched to steal now.
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Old 09-11-2006, 07:01 AM   #7153 (permalink)
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777 secretly wanted to be named &&&, but his Shift keys weren't working the day he signed up for TFP.

And holy crap, Ch'i... that was geeky... GOOD geeky, but geeky none the less
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She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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Old 09-11-2006, 08:25 AM   #7154 (permalink)
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Whenever Sage is feeling down, he reads his the line under his screenname "Life is an Exciting Adventure", and feels much better.
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:54 PM   #7155 (permalink)
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777 has a secret desire for fresh Paul Simon toejam.

Makes note to bring an extra mason jar on the 29th
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:00 PM   #7156 (permalink)
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Elphaba killed Dorothy.
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:29 PM   #7157 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ch'i
Actually, ch'i means unorthodox.
Hate to argue about your user name, but it refers to metaphysical energy:

wikipedia entry for Qi


Ch'i helped elphaba trap Dorothy by capturing Toto.
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Old 09-11-2006, 04:56 PM   #7158 (permalink)
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It can mean both actually,
"Ch'i, the character used by Sun Tzu to describe the force that works in conjunction with the regular army, means "weird, strange, wonderful, rare or odd," according to the standard Matthews dictionary of classical Chinese. The military-oriented translation by Samuel Griffith renders "ch'i" as "extraordinary." Another translator calls it "surprise" force, and yet another, "the unorthodox.""

SirLance thinks he's an undercover agent for the NFL and has made many secret gadgets in the guise of footballs which he thows wildly whenever he sees a baseball player, or worse, a soccer player because they threaten the integrity of the name football.
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:41 PM   #7159 (permalink)
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Z sleeps with his sleeper-jammies open in the back...
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-11-2006, 11:08 PM   #7160 (permalink)
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Thank's Zeraph. When I was signing up for TFP I was reading Sun Tzu's Art of War. And I thought it a good name.

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