10-11-2006, 11:20 AM | #7321 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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the mixed one once tried jumped off the back steps holding an open container of flypaper...that's why her nose looks a little funny...
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10-12-2006, 05:59 PM | #7323 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Chi is going to be the purple people eater for halloween
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10-12-2006, 07:49 PM | #7326 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Oh wow... a pagan dressing up like a christian..... frightening
Chi got the idea for his aforementioned halloween costume from watching someone pop a boil in a public bathroom.
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10-12-2006, 08:34 PM | #7328 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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And sometimes wishes she DIDNT!!!
Chi is trying to raise money to have plastic surgery to look like Bruce Lee
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10-12-2006, 09:02 PM | #7330 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Yeah, I am old what do you expect Fresh material?
Chi is up past his bedtime and should be punnished... where are all the dom women when you need them?
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10-13-2006, 09:03 AM | #7333 (permalink) |
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Location: Some where in Southern California
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MixedMedia is a Soduku addict. He's been robbing news stands across the city in search of more puzzles.
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10-13-2006, 09:12 AM | #7334 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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777, aka 21, aka LLL, is a gigolo who has thus far married 2,134 women over 80. He's been widowered and left large sums of money 2,133 times, and is currently shopping the black market for a succinylcholine overdose.
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10-13-2006, 10:23 AM | #7336 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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While it's true that the Z is a young herpaphile, he is possesed by Bob Marley's spirit. This is why he often starts singing "Don't worry, be happy" at random intervals. Most recently, he was asked to leave a requiem mass because of this behavior.
He went to a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out the priest was possesed by the the spirit of Bunny Livingston, so the exorcism didn't work out too well.
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10-13-2006, 12:20 PM | #7338 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Hey, the homeless need jockstraps too!
Mixed remains blissfully unaware that Bob Marley's ghost working through Zeraph actually propagated the urban legend that he wrote the song. But that's OK because Mixed is actually a Yugoslavian nun named Sister Shuster.
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10-14-2006, 06:09 PM | #7340 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Chi burned all of his tastebuds off permanently after eating a very hot tamale. Everything tastes like cardboard and paper mache paste to him now.
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10-14-2006, 07:00 PM | #7341 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Oh Chi what did you start?
Medusa heavily peppers his/her food because every thime he/she sneezes he/she has an orgasm. Tamale Tamale Tamale Tamale.....
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10-14-2006, 07:29 PM | #7343 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Tamale Tamale
Mixed gets turned on by the Llama song and runs around naked covered in cool-whip.... Thats just sick man! Tamale Tamale...
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10-14-2006, 08:49 PM | #7344 (permalink) | |
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Quote:
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10-14-2006, 09:06 PM | #7345 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Quote:
And here's your change... ahhhhchooooooooooo! Triple (6*2)+1's real name is Yorro. Oh, if only his mom had gone 1 more letter up the alphabet!
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10-15-2006, 09:06 AM | #7347 (permalink) |
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Zeraph saw SirLance in action with his crystal ball. He's a diviner you know.
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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny |
10-15-2006, 12:57 PM | #7348 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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777 peed himself the first time he went to a haunted house...
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10-16-2006, 04:12 PM | #7351 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Z fought the law and the law won...
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10-16-2006, 04:35 PM | #7352 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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UP once lost an appendage in a horrid potato peeling incident...
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10-16-2006, 04:51 PM | #7353 (permalink) |
has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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Lady Sage once stubbed her toe in a horrific clogging incident.
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10-17-2006, 12:43 PM | #7354 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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mm lost her cookies while biking over the st. pete bridge...
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10-17-2006, 04:09 PM | #7356 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Elph has nightmares about being chased by knife wielding cheese wheels...
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10-17-2006, 04:21 PM | #7357 (permalink) |
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
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LS has been out of work for some time. Her high school career counselor advised her that there wasn't much demand for dinosaur trainers, but she just wouldn't listen.
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10-17-2006, 04:33 PM | #7358 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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SL was that mean career counselor and he told all of us kids back in the day that all we would ever be good for was donating ourselves to science!
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10-18-2006, 05:02 AM | #7360 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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OMG you said youd never tell!!!! In that case...
Elph once lost her nose after being kicked by a cow for pulling its tail... due to the fact that no human noses were available... the attached the nose of a collie!
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