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Old 10-11-2006, 11:20 AM   #7321 (permalink)
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the mixed one once tried jumped off the back steps holding an open container of flypaper...that's why her nose looks a little funny...
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:28 PM   #7322 (permalink)
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uncle phil is people!!!
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Old 10-12-2006, 05:59 PM   #7323 (permalink)
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Chi is going to be the purple people eater for halloween
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:20 PM   #7324 (permalink)
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First one here, but here goes.

Lady Sage is going to dress up as a Right-Wing Evangelical Christian for Halloween.
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:45 PM   #7325 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:49 PM   #7326 (permalink)
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Oh wow... a pagan dressing up like a christian..... frightening

Chi got the idea for his aforementioned halloween costume from watching someone pop a boil in a public bathroom.
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:04 PM   #7327 (permalink)
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Lady Sage owns a parrot.
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:34 PM   #7328 (permalink)
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And sometimes wishes she DIDNT!!!

Chi is trying to raise money to have plastic surgery to look like Bruce Lee
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:55 PM   #7329 (permalink)
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Lady Sage recycles old jokes.
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:02 PM   #7330 (permalink)
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Yeah, I am old what do you expect Fresh material?

Chi is up past his bedtime and should be punnished... where are all the dom women when you need them?
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Old 10-12-2006, 10:01 PM   #7331 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:48 AM   #7332 (permalink)
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Ch'i once found enlightenment but it made his butt look big so he put it back.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:03 AM   #7333 (permalink)
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MixedMedia is a Soduku addict. He's been robbing news stands across the city in search of more puzzles.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:12 AM   #7334 (permalink)
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777, aka 21, aka LLL, is a gigolo who has thus far married 2,134 women over 80. He's been widowered and left large sums of money 2,133 times, and is currently shopping the black market for a succinylcholine overdose.
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:12 AM   #7335 (permalink)
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SL pretends to have been in the military because one time he got so drunk he had sex with a cactus. The resulting wounds he blames on shrapnel.
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:23 AM   #7336 (permalink)
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While it's true that the Z is a young herpaphile, he is possesed by Bob Marley's spirit. This is why he often starts singing "Don't worry, be happy" at random intervals. Most recently, he was asked to leave a requiem mass because of this behavior.

He went to a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out the priest was possesed by the the spirit of Bunny Livingston, so the exorcism didn't work out too well.
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:54 AM   #7337 (permalink)
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SirLance doesn't realize that Don't Worry, Be Happy was actually recorded by Bobby McFerrin and not Bob Marley.

And in his spare time he knits fluorescent-colored jockstraps for the homeless.
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Old 10-13-2006, 12:20 PM   #7338 (permalink)
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Hey, the homeless need jockstraps too!

Mixed remains blissfully unaware that Bob Marley's ghost working through Zeraph actually propagated the urban legend that he wrote the song.

But that's OK because Mixed is actually a Yugoslavian nun named Sister Shuster.
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Old 10-14-2006, 05:29 PM   #7339 (permalink)
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Sirlance, after losing a bet, must stick a quarter up his nose every time he hears the word "tamalé."



tamalé, tamalé, tamalé, tamalé.
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Old 10-14-2006, 06:09 PM   #7340 (permalink)
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Chi burned all of his tastebuds off permanently after eating a very hot tamale. Everything tastes like cardboard and paper mache paste to him now.
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Old 10-14-2006, 07:00 PM   #7341 (permalink)
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Oh Chi what did you start?

Medusa heavily peppers his/her food because every thime he/she sneezes he/she has an orgasm.

Tamale Tamale Tamale Tamale.....
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Old 10-14-2006, 07:06 PM   #7342 (permalink)
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Lady Sage is jealous of Medusa...and so am I.
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Old 10-14-2006, 07:29 PM   #7343 (permalink)
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Tamale Tamale

Mixed gets turned on by the Llama song and runs around naked covered in cool-whip.... Thats just sick man!

Tamale Tamale...
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Old 10-14-2006, 08:49 PM   #7344 (permalink)
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Chi is trying to raise money to have plastic surgery to look like Bruce Lee
Lady Sage has been stealing my lines
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:06 PM   #7345 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Sirlance, after losing a bet, must stick a quarter up his nose every time he hears the word "tamalé."



tamalé, tamalé, tamalé, tamalé.

And here's your change... ahhhhchooooooooooo!

Triple (6*2)+1's real name is Yorro. Oh, if only his mom had gone 1 more letter up the alphabet!
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Old 10-15-2006, 08:45 AM   #7346 (permalink)
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SL thinks he is a necromancer so every day at dusk he jumps and dances around his old pet hamster's gravesite with a skull in each hand yelling at the top of his lungs "Speak to me spirits!".
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:06 AM   #7347 (permalink)
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Zeraph saw SirLance in action with his crystal ball. He's a diviner you know.
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Roger Zelazny
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:57 PM   #7348 (permalink)
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777 peed himself the first time he went to a haunted house...
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Old 10-15-2006, 01:11 PM   #7349 (permalink)
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When Lady Sage mentions Phyllis Dillar, we will all know the truth.
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Old 10-16-2006, 02:34 PM   #7350 (permalink)
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Halloween is the only day of the year Elphaba doesn't have to dress up!
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Old 10-16-2006, 04:12 PM   #7351 (permalink)
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Z fought the law and the law won...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 10-16-2006, 04:35 PM   #7352 (permalink)
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UP once lost an appendage in a horrid potato peeling incident...
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Old 10-16-2006, 04:51 PM   #7353 (permalink)
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Lady Sage once stubbed her toe in a horrific clogging incident.
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Old 10-17-2006, 12:43 PM   #7354 (permalink)
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mm lost her cookies while biking over the st. pete bridge...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:48 PM   #7355 (permalink)
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Uncle stows a couple of cookies in his jammies for a midnight snack.
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:09 PM   #7356 (permalink)
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Elph has nightmares about being chased by knife wielding cheese wheels...
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:21 PM   #7357 (permalink)
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LS has been out of work for some time. Her high school career counselor advised her that there wasn't much demand for dinosaur trainers, but she just wouldn't listen.
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Old 10-17-2006, 04:33 PM   #7358 (permalink)
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SL was that mean career counselor and he told all of us kids back in the day that all we would ever be good for was donating ourselves to science!
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:17 PM   #7359 (permalink)
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Lady Sage offered to donate her "parts" to science, and was shocked when she learned...well, you know.
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Old 10-18-2006, 05:02 AM   #7360 (permalink)
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OMG you said youd never tell!!!! In that case...

Elph once lost her nose after being kicked by a cow for pulling its tail... due to the fact that no human noses were available... the attached the nose of a collie!
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