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OMG you said youd never tell!!!! In that case...
Elph once lost her nose after being kicked by a cow for pulling its tail... due to the fact that no human noses were available... the attached the nose of a collie!
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.
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