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kramus · 07-10-2006, 03:08 PM

Paddyjoe is willing to "hold the chalk" when uncle phil's big sleeper jammie day score happens.

oracle2380 · 07-10-2006, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Oracle once was arrested for being naked in downtown Phoenix..... arrested not for public indecency but for creating a mass disturbance..... seems traffic jammed due to hysterically laughing drivers.

They laughed only because they were too embarassed to cry.

paddyjoe thinks Hawaian shirts make him look exotic.

paddyjoe · 07-10-2006, 05:02 PM

I sure as hell do, because kramus hit on me the only time I ever wore one!

poor oracle, such a slow poke.......

Charlatan · 07-10-2006, 05:21 PM

paddyjoe is an Elvis impersonator in his spare time. He works the circuit of old age homes in the Rochester area. He likes it when the old ladies throw their panties at him.

uncle phil · 07-11-2006, 12:26 PM

last time i saw charlie, he was dressing PJ funny...

Lady Sage · 07-11-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

LS secretly PMs fremen to ask where she can score a set of sleeper jammies...

Phil has naughty dreams of me in sleeper jammies

Fly · 07-11-2006, 05:43 PM

Lady Sage doesn't know how to tell the thyme........

....and on a fuckin' digital clock to boot....

Poppinjay · 07-11-2006, 06:08 PM

flyman rented out his johnson to a girl scout troop studying micronesia.

daxia · 07-11-2006, 10:31 PM

Ok...feel free to disclose mine....

uncle phil · 07-12-2006, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daxia

Ok...feel free to disclose mine....

dax, ya's gotsta disclose one of pop's first...

paddyjoe · 07-12-2006, 03:04 PM

Aww, phil and daxia feel disclose to each other........

meanwhile, poor poppinjay just waits it out...

Lady Sage · 07-13-2006, 05:51 AM

Paddyjoe has an odd obsession with sock monkeys.....

SirLance · 07-13-2006, 07:59 AM

LS is Britney Spears child care consultant...

uncle phil · 07-13-2006, 11:12 AM

LS passed gas in formation...

Fly · 07-13-2006, 07:25 PM

speaking of gas.........have you seen the black cloud that phil emits????

Fremen · 07-14-2006, 01:45 AM

fly's underwear all say "Property of uncle phil's Cellar Dweller" on their labels.

Lady Sage · 07-14-2006, 02:31 AM

Mr. SirLance, yes, alas, I am Ms. Spears child care consultant... problem being the wench doesnt listen! (She shouldnt have procreated anyway)

Mr. Phil... Yeah, I broke wind in formation... darn chipotle!

Fremen embroders names and sayings on underwear as a second job...

uncle phil · 07-17-2006, 04:08 PM

/me is really getting beaten up lately...

meanwhile...

LS is really trying to become one of the gang, but just because she turns her underwear inside-out every other day doesn't quite make it...

SirLance · 07-17-2006, 04:11 PM

Phil is a professional whiner and uses this forum for practice.

uncle phil · 07-18-2006, 11:43 AM

come to think of it, SL broke wind in formation too...

Zeraph · 07-18-2006, 12:18 PM

The reason uncle phil posts here so much is because he makes a post for everytime he adopts a new pet rock.

uncle phil · 07-19-2006, 03:42 PM

the Z-guy ducks every time he hears about one of my new pet rocks...

jimk · 07-27-2006, 10:31 AM

uncle phil's pet rocks get insanely jealous at even the mention of ducks & will make him pay dearly for that offense.

uncle phil · 07-27-2006, 12:57 PM

when he was 7, 8, 9, and 10, jimk went to summer camp in northern wisconsin...in january...

Fremen · 07-27-2006, 06:54 PM

unc p determinedly seeks out countries with heavy-set women to test his sleeper jammie fetish on.

/likes bucking the sentence structure rules

uncle phil · 07-28-2006, 12:20 PM

fre knows this because he is always there ahead of me...

Fremen · 07-28-2006, 04:54 PM

unc p makes it a point to warn the women that I'm coming so he can keep them all to himself.
Stingy bastid!

uncle phil · 07-31-2006, 03:48 PM

fre be waitin' for some of those "city slicker" jammies...but he ain't tellin' nobody cuz that would spoil his plan of world-wide domination of the sleeper-jammie continuum...

Fly · 07-31-2006, 07:36 PM

uncle mystro likes to play with his balls in the rough.

paddyjoe · 08-01-2006, 03:29 AM

Bolstered by his TFP fame, flyman has spent the last seven nights papering streetlamps in downtown Vancouver with pictures of his ass. They all contain the caption: 'Have you seen me?'

evil_twin617 · 08-01-2006, 08:18 AM

On Saturday nights, paddyjoe secretly listens to Liberace and cheats at solitaire.

SirLance · 08-01-2006, 09:03 AM

evil_twin617 rollerskates backwards uphill while singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!"

uncle phil · 08-01-2006, 11:56 AM

SL wishes he were pretty and witty and bright...

Elphaba · 08-02-2006, 03:10 PM

Unc likes to imitate the Jets with his finger snaps. It bugs the hell out of his golf partners.

uncle phil · 08-02-2006, 04:16 PM

when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day...

i digress...

the elph has a crush on fremen...

Elphaba · 08-02-2006, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day...

i digress...

the elph has a crush on fremen...

That wasn't a secret...

kramus · 08-02-2006, 11:45 PM

The Elf has been known to bring home used work boots from construction sites.
She tenderly wraps in sealed plastic these relics of anonymous, hard-working men. The ripe, rich aura of labour and sweat concentrated in the stiff reinforced leathers and paddings of the discarded footwear is accorded a tender and deeply felt worship from the Elf's tender, sensitive nose

uncle phil · 08-03-2006, 01:03 PM

kramus saved the "wedding" attire from last year's rochester event...

Zeraph · 08-03-2006, 02:05 PM

Uncle phil was born with not one but two tails. Unfortunetly the doctor mistook his penis for a tail as well. So he still has two tails...

Giant Hamburger · 08-03-2006, 03:13 PM

Zeraph grows huge tomatoes underwater.

07-10-2006, 03:08 PM	#7001 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Paddyjoe is willing to "hold the chalk" when uncle phil's big sleeper jammie day score happens. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-10-2006, 05:02 PM	#7003 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I sure as hell do, because kramus hit on me the only time I ever wore one! poor oracle, such a slow poke....... Last edited by paddyjoe; 07-10-2006 at 05:03 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

07-10-2006, 05:21 PM	#7004 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	paddyjoe is an Elvis impersonator in his spare time. He works the circuit of old age homes in the Rochester area. He likes it when the old ladies throw their panties at him. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-11-2006, 12:26 PM	#7005 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	last time i saw charlie, he was dressing PJ funny... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-11-2006, 05:43 PM	#7007 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Lady Sage doesn't know how to tell the thyme........ ....and on a fuckin' digital clock to boot.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-11-2006, 06:08 PM	#7008 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	flyman rented out his johnson to a girl scout troop studying micronesia. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

07-11-2006, 10:31 PM	#7009 (permalink)
daxia Upright	Ok...feel free to disclose mine.... __________________ Midgets NEED LOVE too..... Join my MIDGET ARMY?

07-12-2006, 03:04 PM	#7011 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Aww, phil and daxia feel disclose to each other........ meanwhile, poor poppinjay just waits it out...

07-13-2006, 05:51 AM	#7012 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Paddyjoe has an odd obsession with sock monkeys.....

07-13-2006, 07:59 AM	#7013 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	LS is Britney Spears child care consultant... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-13-2006, 11:12 AM	#7014 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	LS passed gas in formation... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-13-2006, 07:25 PM	#7015 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	speaking of gas.........have you seen the black cloud that phil emits???? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-14-2006, 01:45 AM	#7016 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	fly's underwear all say "Property of uncle phil's Cellar Dweller" on their labels. __________________ Google

07-14-2006, 02:31 AM	#7017 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Mr. SirLance, yes, alas, I am Ms. Spears child care consultant... problem being the wench doesnt listen! (She shouldnt have procreated anyway) Mr. Phil... Yeah, I broke wind in formation... darn chipotle! Fremen embroders names and sayings on underwear as a second job...

07-17-2006, 04:08 PM	#7018 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me is really getting beaten up lately... meanwhile... LS is really trying to become one of the gang, but just because she turns her underwear inside-out every other day doesn't quite make it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-17-2006, 04:11 PM	#7019 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Phil is a professional whiner and uses this forum for practice. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-18-2006, 11:43 AM	#7020 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	come to think of it, SL broke wind in formation too... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-18-2006, 12:18 PM	#7021 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	The reason uncle phil posts here so much is because he makes a post for everytime he adopts a new pet rock.

07-19-2006, 03:42 PM	#7022 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the Z-guy ducks every time he hears about one of my new pet rocks... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2006, 10:31 AM	#7023 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	uncle phil's pet rocks get insanely jealous at even the mention of ducks & will make him pay dearly for that offense. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

07-27-2006, 12:57 PM	#7024 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	when he was 7, 8, 9, and 10, jimk went to summer camp in northern wisconsin...in january... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2006, 06:54 PM	#7025 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc p determinedly seeks out countries with heavy-set women to test his sleeper jammie fetish on. /likes bucking the sentence structure rules __________________ Google

07-28-2006, 12:20 PM	#7026 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre knows this because he is always there ahead of me... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-28-2006, 04:54 PM	#7027 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc p makes it a point to warn the women that I'm coming so he can keep them all to himself. Stingy bastid! __________________ Google

07-31-2006, 03:48 PM	#7028 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre be waitin' for some of those "city slicker" jammies...but he ain't tellin' nobody cuz that would spoil his plan of world-wide domination of the sleeper-jammie continuum... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-31-2006, 07:36 PM	#7029 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle mystro likes to play with his balls in the rough. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-01-2006, 03:29 AM	#7030 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Bolstered by his TFP fame, flyman has spent the last seven nights papering streetlamps in downtown Vancouver with pictures of his ass. They all contain the caption: 'Have you seen me?'

08-01-2006, 08:18 AM	#7031 (permalink)
evil_twin617 Upright Location: Houston, TX	On Saturday nights, paddyjoe secretly listens to Liberace and cheats at solitaire. __________________ I'm not good at empathy - will you accept sarcasm?

08-01-2006, 09:03 AM	#7032 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	evil_twin617 rollerskates backwards uphill while singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-01-2006, 11:56 AM	#7033 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	SL wishes he were pretty and witty and bright... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-02-2006, 03:10 PM	#7034 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Unc likes to imitate the Jets with his finger snaps. It bugs the hell out of his golf partners.

08-02-2006, 04:16 PM	#7035 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way from your first cigaret 'til you're last dyin' day... i digress... the elph has a crush on fremen... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-02-2006, 11:45 PM	#7037 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	The Elf has been known to bring home used work boots from construction sites. She tenderly wraps in sealed plastic these relics of anonymous, hard-working men. The ripe, rich aura of labour and sweat concentrated in the stiff reinforced leathers and paddings of the discarded footwear is accorded a tender and deeply felt worship from the Elf's tender, sensitive nose __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

08-03-2006, 01:03 PM	#7038 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	kramus saved the "wedding" attire from last year's rochester event... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-03-2006, 02:05 PM	#7039 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Uncle phil was born with not one but two tails. Unfortunetly the doctor mistook his penis for a tail as well. So he still has two tails...