uncle phil

oh, miss mx. they're holding your latest request at the back door of the "sneak-a-peek" video center...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mixedmedia

Ooooh, just what I've been waiting for....Hardcore Action Studs 23 1/2 starring my all-time favorite - Hunka Unka Phil.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Lady Sage

I KNEW IT! Isnt that the one where hes in his sleeper jammies with the quick open butt panel?

MM was gonna watch it all by herself and not invite us!!! How covetous!

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Deltona Couple

Lady Sage is STILL trying to find what her husband did with that 18 inch "anaconda" ebony dildo she had last week.

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"It is not that I have failed, but that I have found 10,000 ways that it DOESN'T work!" --Thomas Edison

Zeraph

DC once ate an entire septic tank. How it was possible scientists are still scratching their heads.

uncle phil

Z's got it on video-tape...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

UP stole it!

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

uncle phil

LS be goin' out to-NIGHT, dressed as a blue man, getting a head start on stealing all the litle people's candy...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

Easy as stealing candy from a baby!

UP dresses up as Elvis every halloween.

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

uncle phil

and, he has left the building...

LS can't get the BLUE off...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

Darn smurfs!!

UP had a past life regression done and found out he was Cleopatra in a past life.

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

mixedmedia

Lady Sage did believe her parents were made of money.

__________________
Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Zeraph

MM didn't realize little people weren't actually in the TV until age 14.

Lady Sage

Zeraph once had an affair with the mom of one of the little people in the TV. They are still trying to figure out the "child" support payments.

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

777

Lady Sage has had a huge crush on David Hasselhoff since his Knight Rider days in the '80s.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

mixedmedia

777 is only bringing it up to take the glaring spotlight off of his own super-colossal crush on David Hasselhoff.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Fly

mixed "IS" david hasselhoff........in disguise of course.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

mixedmedia

Fly has a "Polka" folder hidden in his My Music files. And he looks just darling in his lederhosen.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Crack

Mixed's glasses are only a disguise, it hides her true identity. She is really Super Mixedmedia, with powers far in advance of mild mannered Mixedmedia. The only problem is she has yet to discover what the true powers actually are, but all signs point to it having something to do with lemmings and cabbage.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

777

Crack is actually the Lemming Master. He is a minor diety in charge of the population of the lemmings. Every few years, he summons all the little critters to their doom as he feeds on their spirit, eternally cursed to remain at the bottom of the sea, as Crack continues has everlasting task.

Except that he occationally seeks away from his post to post a post on TFP at a local cyber cafe.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Fly

yeah we all know who resides in the bowels of the earth.......


666.........


nice try you sneaky devil you.........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

and how did the flyman know that?

like buster brown's dog, he lives there too!!!

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

bernadette

uncle phil stuffs his sleeper jammies with Charmin.
Not gonna say just where exactly... but if it makes him happy, who cares?

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Fly

bernie likes to squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze the charmin.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

JumpinJesus

Fly photoshops all his photos before posting them here in TFP. In real life, his band looks like this:

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

mixedmedia

JumpinJesus does hair for Fly's band.

__________________
Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

uncle phil

the mixed one winters up north...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Crack

Uncle Phil is not quite the frequency modulator, that is a clever ruse. His real title is mrequency fodulator... strange but true. He also speaks a nigh forgotten form of sweedish know only to himself and his imaginary best friend, Hans.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

JumpinJesus

In certain circles, Crack goes by the name Hans.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

777

JumpinJesus "earned" his handle for all those times he tryed to brake the world record for Most Jumping Jacks in one Week.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

uncle phil

trip-7s lost his ass on the last time he was holding three sevens and lost the pot...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

Speaking of pot... You can keep the one you borrowed from me UP, I heard what you made in it. *horrors*

***Note*** Do not go to Uncle Phils for dinner.....

__________________
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

777

Lady Sage is too jaded to be bother or disturbed by what's going on at Uncle Phils. She just fakes it for her loved ones to appear normal (like them).

__________________
"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

JumpinJesus

777 lost his job as Pluto at Disneyland after humping the legs of middle-aged men and mock-peeing on the legs of spoiled children.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Ch'i

JumpinJesus follows random people around and chronicles their lives in his "photo library."

mixedmedia

Ch'i was born a coal miner's daughter...in a cabin on a hill in Butcher Holler.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Ch'i

mixedmedia enjoys laying prone on a bed of nails.

JumpinJesus

Ch'i racked his brain for days trying to come up with a nickname before joining TFP.

Some of the names that didn't make the cut:

Fancy Pants
Mr. Giggles
Sir SniffleKiss
Happy Pappy
Schmoopy
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Uncle Phil

__________________
"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Fly

jj is a hardcore hippie..............


"cept he shaves his armpits.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly's pantyhose are no secret, but how he obtained them? (see, there was this tranvestite who lived around the corner from one of the fly's roofing jobs...)

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.