06-25-2006, 12:58 PM | #6961 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Oh, love of my life you do not play fair and so I am forced to tell everyone that my whole Barney Fife thing while role playing in bed is simply because you like to pretend that I am Andy Griffith.... Sad yet true... yes that man of mine is a closet case... Go back in the closet honey, you like it there... it makes you "happy".
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06-25-2006, 01:57 PM | #6962 (permalink) |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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Well, since we're clarifying things, I am indeed female, as my profile picture will attest to.
Lady Sage has the Dallas Cowboys logo tattooed on her upper inner thigh. Don't ask how I know this, because even pan doesn't get to know. Suffice to say, I just know.
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06-26-2006, 06:14 AM | #6963 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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The logo was from my younger days when I thought it would be cool for me to seduce the whole team... sadly I wasnt hot enough for them so the tattoo was my consolation prize. And Cali, being female, is really a topless dancer in a redneck sports bar.
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06-27-2006, 01:01 PM | #6964 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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LS still believes in "america's team..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-27-2006, 06:22 PM | #6965 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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I was wondering where you ran off to and as I clicked on the nonsense tab I thought to myself... c'mon Phil where ya been? Get in here and stir things up!
I do still believe in "americas team" *sob* but alas Phil squashed most of my dreams when he had an affair with the entire team before I could! (As stated in a previous post I seem to have this affinity for seducing entire teams and I dont like competition Phil!) *sob* You coulda saved at least one for me! *sob* Didnt you ever learn to share!!!! |
06-28-2006, 03:47 PM | #6966 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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dandy don still pines for the LS..
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-29-2006, 09:55 AM | #6970 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Sir Lance listens to Frank Sinatra and Jimmy Buffett's version of "Mack the Knife" and doesn't understand the lyrics.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
06-29-2006, 03:31 PM | #6971 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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pan still has a pet rock...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-30-2006, 11:06 AM | #6974 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Once again Zeraph was arrested for posting his measurements on the Church bulletin board,
You know the priest likes to keep it under wraps, Zer.
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06-30-2006, 12:39 PM | #6976 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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SL can't swim...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-01-2006, 05:31 PM | #6978 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Up in Washington watching the puddles grow.
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Oracle2380 lost his virginity at the tender age of 37 to a transvestite on a bridge in the redlight district of Rotterdam, Netherlands. No wait thats not right. oh yeah, Lady Sage has no sense of humour.
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." - Robert Frost |
07-01-2006, 06:30 PM | #6979 (permalink) |
In Transition
Location: Sanford, FL (between Daytona and Orlando)
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oracle2380 doesn't actually know and see all, despite what The Matrix has advertised. Damn virgin.
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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me. |
07-02-2006, 01:12 PM | #6980 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Up in Washington watching the puddles grow.
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CaliLivChick is the chosen one, prophesied to forever pick her nose.
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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." - Robert Frost |
07-02-2006, 09:18 PM | #6981 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Oracle once was arrested for being naked in downtown Phoenix..... arrested not for public indecency but for creating a mass disturbance..... seems traffic jammed due to hysterically laughing drivers.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
07-03-2006, 05:42 AM | #6983 (permalink) |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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You swore you would never tell........ women.
Ok fine let my secret out will ya....... Lady Sage likes to rub cat nip all over her body and and have the cats lick her and play with her as if she were a cat toy for hours on end.
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
07-03-2006, 12:31 PM | #6984 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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yoko ono porn? eeeeeeeeeewwww!!!
in another life, pan was the opening act for zamfir...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-03-2006, 06:12 PM | #6986 (permalink) | |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Quote:
Flyman still has a pin-up poster of Farrah Fawcet and he still has dreams about the naughty things he would like to do to her. |
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07-04-2006, 01:52 PM | #6987 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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and LS can't say anything about her fetish for ringo's "heavy" sticks...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-04-2006, 05:16 PM | #6988 (permalink) | ||
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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okay.........i thought this was just a fun thread. now we're getting a little too personal. so fucking what if i have a Farrah Fawcett poster at the age of 37? does that make me a bad person?????...........i don't fucking think so. wierd maybe,.......sure i'd hafta agree but,..........bad? anyways......... Quote:
'ol uncle mystro here,really goes of on "heavy" sticks........ that's just cuz he plants the ball 40 yards "past" where he wants to be. take a lesser club buddy.............no shit. |
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07-05-2006, 01:49 PM | #6992 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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LS leaves her diary unlocked...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-06-2006, 07:01 PM | #6993 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Oh Phil, even my check book is locked in a filing cabinet!
My life is locked up tigher than a government conspiracy! Phil once thought he had a stalker... then realized he couldnt legally get a restraining order against a cat. |
07-07-2006, 12:24 PM | #6994 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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LS has never read the New York Times...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-07-2006, 12:26 PM | #6995 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Uncle Phil is actually Bob Woodward's cousin, Randolph. His role as "Shallow Throat" was cut from the book/movie deal after the producers got a look at him...
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07-09-2006, 06:09 AM | #6997 (permalink) | |
Lennonite Priest
Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA
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Quote:
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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?" |
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07-10-2006, 11:48 AM | #6999 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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LS secretly PMs fremen to ask where she can score a set of sleeper jammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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