Sharon

OCM uses an online translator service, he doesn't actually know Spanish.

Ourcrazymodern?

It came from a phrase book for tourists...

Sharon espera que me quite la ropa.

Have a hayday!
(See, I don't even know english! heh)

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Sharon

OCM hopes that it clears the clothes to him. Whatever the hell that means.

uncle phil

guess you gotta duck when you run under the clothsline...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sharon

Lol.

Uncle Phil wishes he looked like his avatar.

Charlatan

Sharon has an obsession with Strawberry Shortcake. Not the cake... the doll.

She has wallpaper, dolls and furniture all in in a Strawberry Shortcake theme... she just can't get enough of the little doll. Sadly here scratch and sniff underware no longer smell like Strawberries. This doesn't stop her from accosting strangers and asking them to smell her panties.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Ourcrazymodern?

Charlatan actually enjoys devouring those edible underwear.

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mixedmedia

ocm? just gave away his own closely guarded secret lust for edible panties as Charlatan didn't say anything about edible panties.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Sharon

mixedmedia only wears edible panties.

SirLance

Everything Sharon wears is edible. This is because it is made of pampas grass. We feed her clothes to Bob. Quicker than doing laundry.

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Ourcrazymodern?

As a teenager, SirLance monitored the growth of his penis and graphed it.

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Sharon

Ourcrazymodern did the same... unfortunately the graph peaked sooner than he wanted.

Ourcrazymodern?

() ...later
Sharona's mouth got washed out with soap so often as a child that she can still taste it.

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Charlatan

OCM keeps a jar of his urine beside his bed. It isn't that he is too lazy to get up and go to the toilet. He actually filled the jar in the bathroom.

No, the jar is there because he just likes the look of it.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Sharon

Charlatan is afraid to tell you how he knows about OCM's urine jar...

mixedmedia

...because Sharon will kick his ass.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Sharon

Dang I've been busted. mixedmedia doesn't want to tell you whose urine it really is...

Ourcrazymodern?

Busted? Is this another "sexist issue"?

Sharon is still playing house in her mind.

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mixedmedia

ocm? likes to play mind in his house.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Ourcrazymodern?

(just as if I have a mind!)

mixedmedia wears clip-on earrings.

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Sharon

Ourcrazymodern wears a clip-on. Well, it is more like a strap-on...

777

Sharon has a snakeskin strap-on collections.

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Roger Zelazny

Sharon

777 has enjoyed my strap-on collection.

Ourcrazymodern?

Sharon's not as mean as she could be.

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mixedmedia

Ourcrazymodern? wants Sharon to be meaner to him while wearing a leather catsuit for.....personal reasons.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Sharon

mixedmodern forgot to add "stockings" to that list and feels really silly about it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Sharon likes her garter belts.

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Sharon

Especially on OCM.

Fremen

Sharon!! (sorry, had an Ozzy moment)

Sharon once spotted a duck dickering with a Dick on a dock, over a clock, that then went on to play in the bay of Mandalay, all the rest of the day.


/stops immulating Suess

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Sharon

Fremen once dallied with his dick in a duck, fingering its feathers cos he fancied a fuck.

Ourcrazymodern?

Sharon's favorite waterfowl are the larger ones: geese, swans, and especially pelicans.

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Sharon

A bird with a good beak is like a speculum.

Ourcrazymodern likes making a hole in soft fruit to, errrr, extract the juices.

uncle phil

mysharona has become attached to specula that have spent some time in the refrigerator...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sharon

Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle.

Ourcrazymodern?

...What are the odds against that?

Sharon always plays by the rules.

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Sharon

Why thank you dear. OCM loves to be dominated and forced to lick the nipples of pregnant women.

uncle phil

mysharona wishes she were pregnant...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sharon

uncle phil wouldn't think so if it was his child

Ourcrazymodern?

(I have seriously loved licking the nipples of a pregnant woman.)
(At least while they're pregnant they can't get that way again!)
(And now, a pregnant pause.......)

Sharon is really Jesus, come again.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Another bad thought;
Automerged, double-posted,
she might be evil.

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